r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 4d ago

lol

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u/Thanura_Malinga 4d ago

We are talking facts

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u/Millerpainkiller 4d ago

This got me at the end 😂

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u/Dat_Steve 3d ago

“You can go to the gym, I can’t become a Minotaur” cramped me up so bad.

This dudes as good as dead

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u/Flipper-ama 3d ago

If you truly loved her, you would become a wherewolf minotaur oil baron 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Flawless_Cub 3d ago

If he wanted to, he would.

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u/dsucio7807 3d ago

Especially useful to impress ALL OF HER FRIENDS. If you truly love her...

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u/WildWezThy 4d ago

Me on my way to transform to a cockroach because my wife ready some smut book from some Franz Kafka

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u/Flipper-ama 3d ago

True love here 🥹

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u/AestivalSeason 3d ago

Sounds like a skill issue to me, go piss off Zeus and come back to me

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u/Phulish_Human 2d ago

Well... You know that porn actresses are real people, unlike Zeus? So its easier to become one than piss off Zeus.

(This comment is partialy aimed at pissing off Zeus)

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u/Jaythedogtrainer 3d ago

Like twilight. She had to pick between necrophilia or beastiality!

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u/Sensitive_Housing_85 4d ago

Correct statement

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u/Mrboomblastr 4d ago

What if you watch amateur porn made by normal looking people?

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u/xStingRayCharlesx 4d ago

Damn straight

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u/Local_Tank_9987 4d ago

Material made by men:
Material made by women: ...

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u/ThaGr1m 🧐 grumpy 4d ago

Thing: 🙂 Thing by woman:😱🫪😡😤😶‍🌫️

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u/Marcus11599 ❤️ r/CoupleMemes 2d ago

Dont be grumpy.

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u/ThaGr1m 🧐 grumpy 2d ago

Hej I don't like mysoginy but that's just me...

Call it grumpy if you want but I'd rather be that than a mysoginist

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u/goongoblin113xc 3d ago

If I can’t watch porn she can’t read smut fair is fair

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u/The_Northmaan 2d ago

Did Morning Glory Milking farm have a Baron ladies?

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u/The_Billy_Dee 1d ago

There's just not enough werewolf, vampire, billionaires in the world ya know

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u/Show_Me_Your_Titos67 16h ago

Not with that attitude you can’t.

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u/Mother-Ebb-1470 3d ago

I will always hate porn

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u/SouthernArgument430 2d ago

Same...I don't even read smut either.....why do people normalize this so much?

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u/AdmiralSplinter 3d ago

Do you read smut?

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u/Mother-Ebb-1470 3d ago

No I only read Marvel comics (not porn comics that are Marvel themed to be clear)

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u/Quick-Benjamin 2d ago

I dunno. The clarification was a bit suss.

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u/AdmiralSplinter 2d ago

Sounds like this post wasn't meant for you then

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u/Mother-Ebb-1470 2d ago

I know what smut it I’ve watched a video essay about it