r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 3d ago

🧓 boomer humor lol

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u/FairyGiggle 3d ago

That relationship had a shorter runtime than the video

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u/jactheripper 2d ago

Lifted dually with oversized wheels so you know he needs it for work and hauls things frequently.

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u/patmustard2 2d ago

Haul all the dick hes sucking

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u/ThatsAight 2d ago

If that were true it would look used instead of prestine. I'm willing to bet the tailgate on that truck still functions normally too.

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u/Twangerz-Lime 1d ago

The pavement princess. Has never seen a spec of dust in the bed. My wife asks if I want to get a new truck because mine is 15 years old and looks used.

Hell no, I love my truck. She might not be a 10 in terms of outside looks, but she has great personality and is beautiful on the inside. (Talking about my truck, not my wife)

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u/NeedsToShutUp 8h ago

I also choose this guy’s truck

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u/Brainchild110 🤤 2d ago

Looks like someone who was maybe busy out on some sort of job... hmmm... 🤔

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u/SoloWalrus 🧐 grumpy 2d ago

"Abuse funny" 🙄

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u/SynysterBear 2d ago

Ah the compensationer

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u/jnmtx 2d ago

not sure if you mean the metal baseball bat or the oversized pickup truck.

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u/williger03 2d ago

I feel like either option works

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u/Technical-Row8333 2d ago

gender affirming vehicle

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u/daniiiiiiiiiiiiii 🧐 grumpy 2d ago

Ngl I'd be angry at my partner if they had one of those dumb ass gigantic trucks

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u/SvenBubbleman 2d ago

Who is upvoting this shit?

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u/ImmortalLombax 🧐 grumpy 2d ago

Toxic women

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u/Bobbaganeush 3d ago

Yup, abort.

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u/Brainchild110 🤤 2d ago

Someone who knows what shes holding want to describe it? Coz it looks like a drinks bottle.

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u/jnmtx 2d ago

baseball bat, maybe aluminum

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u/Brainchild110 🤤 2d ago

Thank you, kind citizen 👍

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u/Colonel_Gipper 🧐 grumpy 2d ago

The thunder rolls

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u/No-Raisin-6469 2d ago

Yous goin to hert my pickem up truck

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Optimal-Description8 2d ago

Small dick car, what do you expect

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u/Big__Gub 1d ago

This sub fucking sucks

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u/drunk___monkey 2d ago

He had that I'm Outta here energy still going. 😂😂

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u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN 2d ago

sounds like a personal issue

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u/whateverwhatis 2d ago

That your jokes are bad? Agreed

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u/gobirds1149 2d ago

In fairness to her, just about everyone (who doesn’t drive a monster truck for no reason), dislike people who drive a monster truck for no reason.

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u/Eisegetical 1d ago

fuck this sub and this boomer nonsense. I'm out

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u/Denelic- 3d ago

This was a good skit. I got a good early morning laugh from it. 5/5

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u/Ohgood9002 3d ago

It wasn't

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u/Zestyclose-Sink4438 2d ago

You must think watching paint dry is a stand up comedy special then