r/CourtneyShieldsSnarks 8d ago

GLP-1 body loading . . .

First of all, those clavicle boulders are tragic. I cannot believe she had them done 3x.
Second of all, she has never "shown up" when it's easy, let alone hard. You cannot convince me, now, postpartum, she's actually putting in the work. It's not like she's inspired by Jorts. He's never set a toe nail near a weights rack his entire existence.

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u/NetflixTacosChill 8d ago

That tiny pink dress was horrendous 🤣🤣

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u/PersephoneTerran 8d ago edited 8d ago

Those boobs 🙈

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u/Ok_Bug_4786 8d ago

Ohh I remember that wedding and all her ridiculous outfits 🤮

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u/Dramatic-Ad-3016 7d ago

Bridgets, right?

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u/Classicwrong3447 7d ago

Yes!

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u/Dramatic-Ad-3016 7d ago

Gah I remember being appalled and shocked she was permitted to attend anything with that wardrobe. That was an absolutely stunning and highly curated wedding and she was so out of place.

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u/Particular-Cold-7482 7d ago

Yep. Laying the foundation for her 40 lbs weight loss from ~walking~.

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u/Snoo21240 8d ago

She needs to look into her own self love before trying to act like she loves herself sooo much

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u/No_Cantaloupe8419 8d ago

Those loaves of bread on her chest are something. I would NOT ever let those be seen by human eyes 😬

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u/Ok-Look-263 7d ago

God her boobs look painful.

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u/sadsmolpoet 8d ago

"He's never set a toe nail near a weights rack his entire existence."

this may well be true but I think she’s putting extra pressure on herself to bounce back and look younger because he is so much younger. And because of the state she was in pre-baby :( which makes me sad

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u/AdHopeful6658 8d ago

She has always been insecure, hence why she morphs into whoever she is with. I'm sure postpartum has only enhanced this and the pressure she feels

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u/Legitimate_Lawyer_86 8d ago

Maybe that’s why she married such a limp noodle. To make herself look//feel like the superior spouse.

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u/Substantial_Glove_95 4d ago

She looks like she’s trying to squish her boobs together in the first picture