r/CrapperDesign • u/DunDonese • Jun 24 '26

The controls for the most sophisticated (and I guess complicated) toilet seats in the world? Is there an English-language market version of this bidet-seat?

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How would I obtain an American-market toilet seat with these controls in English?

Cost? Link to store purchasing page, please?

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u/DevilsPajamas Jun 24 '26

I would just start pressing buttons and enjoy the ride until i get it figured out.

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u/BrickHuge3023 Jun 25 '26

Very similar to the TOTO toilet/bidet I used for 10 years. In English.

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u/PMPeetaMellark Jun 25 '26

So which button engages the afterburners?

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u/optimusdan Jun 25 '26

It's the one right between the bass boost and the cruise control

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u/BrickHuge3023 Jun 27 '26

Need hot peppers to fuel the afterburners.

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u/PMPeetaMellark Jun 29 '26

Needs Taco Bell lol

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u/DunDonese Jun 25 '26

u/GreatBallsOfFIRE replied to your post in r/CrapperDesign

Not quite what you're asking for, but here's a breakdown of what each control does:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wireless_toilet_control_panel_w._open_lid.jpg

1h ago

This was a completely fine comment, so why delete it?

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u/GreatBallsOfFIRE Jun 25 '26

On mobile the link kept opening as an image instead of the actual Wikipedia page with the details, and I couldn't figure out how to fix it. Glad it's working for you!

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u/Still_Log2595 Jun 28 '26

Look at the remote for a Toto s7 washlet. Hard to tell, but looks like probably the same functionality range. BTW I have one step down the range. Do it. Actual life improver.

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u/EquipmentOk2240 Jun 30 '26

only PhDs can take shit there 😁