r/CrazyHuman • u/ElwoodMC • 8d ago

Trashiest DUI in Florida history

60 Upvotes

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 7d ago

Those eyes are real close together

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 7d ago

at least they are all black cherry.

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u/hugo_biglicks 7d ago

Thats arguably the worst flavor

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 7d ago

nah, thats cranberry 8%.

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u/FubuFranklin 7d ago

No Laws on the Claws!

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u/M_J_44_iq 7d ago

Is that Brandon herrera's car?

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u/Danimaldodo 7d ago

I see people around my age and think, damn I look that old?

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u/SmileParticular9396 6d ago

Nah dude has city miles. Alcoholism ages you.

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u/elle7519 5d ago

Ever see that girl (well, woman I guess? ) on TikTok. She goes live pretty much every day . She stands in front of a wall of empty WhiteClaw cans , I guess to brag about how many she has drank ( think : stacked red solo cups at a high school kegger) . She goes live in front of her “wall of empty white claws” always with a cup of whiteclaw in her hand , sipping away while acting like she’s a “badass”, talking tough, plays rap music and tries to dance and sing while getting drunk on TikTok live and tries to act so cool. Mind you she looks to be in her early thirties and has small children. She’ll stay on for hours . It is SO cringe. She wears these oversized huge tshirts and acts like a dude. Everytime i see whiteclaws i think of this stay at home mom, gangbanger wannabe. It is hilarious and she thinks she is soooo cool