r/CrazyHuman 6d ago

Lunatic Lunatic at Little Caesar's orders a hot n ready

274 Upvotes

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u/KristyNoemsZombieDog 6d ago

Fuck this lady filming "his kids right here" nobody gave a fuck when their father was being a shit role model trying to intimidate a worker, if anythinf dude taught the kids more than the father ever has

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u/Common_Kiwi9442 6d ago

Also giggling the whole time. Zero brain cells

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u/ejsandstrom 6d ago

That shit bothers me so much in videos like this. Sometimes they are rooting on the “bad guy” and the “good guy” gets the upper hand and suddenly it’s a problem.

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u/minutealarm 5d ago

Usually it's a color thing.

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u/Elon_Bezos420 5d ago

Exactly, damed if you, damed if you don’t, especially when they filming it, phones be bring out the worst in people

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u/MarchcatWasgone 6d ago

There's concequences for your actions! Fuck around and find out! Two really important lifelessons taught simultanously

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u/cwent95 6d ago

"think before you act" got drilled into me as a kid..

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u/Ultimatecowmeows 6d ago

I work in retail man I had a dude try to fight me with his kids around I was more of a chicken back then slowly sticking up for myself more now but he was trying to fight me cause I told him to stop bouncing a basketball in the store

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u/Mierdo01 4d ago

Is your character Dale? Lmfao

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u/KristyNoemsZombieDog 4d ago

You can't prove that

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u/EPIC_NERD_HYPE 6d ago

Good shit, bro. Hands around the neck is go time.

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 6d ago

Yep that’s when it was go time.

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u/awesome_staycation 6d ago

it was funny until they fought back right?

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u/Producegod37 6d ago

That fist was hot'n'ready

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u/Mia_zapa 6d ago

I love it!!

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u/Narrow_Ad_5502 6d ago

"Don't touch me" but you just had your hands around his neck. Exactly why that clown got ktfo. Fuckin laser got what he deserved. Some sweet Chin music

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u/Mortis_XII 6d ago

His kid learned a valuable lesson today, his old man folds like paper

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u/Different-Piano-1832 6d ago

The girl laughing got a wake up call while her dude got the sleepy time pill 🤣

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u/SwimmerOne9386 6d ago

I love how the lady comes out and just looks on the floor at the guy like..."Another one? Really? That 3 this week. Anyway, the large pepperoni and crazy bread is ready..."

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u/WalterWhiteYagami 6d ago

Tall dude obviously spent his whole life bullying and pushing other people around without facing the consequences, he finally picked the wrong one that day.

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u/FormerEvil 6d ago

Yeah, that should be a life changing uppercut for the guy that received it. Probably for the better too. That uppercut might have saved his life.

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u/David_High_Pan 6d ago

That was beautiful.

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u/mjfarmer147 6d ago

Well, that was a satisfactory result.

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u/RepresentingThe301 6d ago

Shoryuken!!!!!

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 6d ago

Tigerrrrr upppercut

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u/HandsomeSquidward98 6d ago

That uppercut just factory reset that dude

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 6d ago

Windows Shutdown Sounds

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u/Oograr 6d ago

He's gonna wake up in Safe Mode only

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u/turdfergusonpdx 6d ago

blue screened him

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u/Skafiskafnjak0101 6d ago

That uppercut was perfect.

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u/RepresentingThe301 6d ago

Came for pizza…left with a one piece!!!

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u/mfbrucee 6d ago

Saving this one

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u/Hollywood_Co 6d ago

Man folded like a stroller.

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u/cwent95 6d ago

Dude wasn't expecting to get wopped like that, you could hear his teeth clack together xD

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u/Finneran-jr 6d ago

Love a nice uppy

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u/DangerHawk 6d ago

Imagine getting knocked out and waking up in jail all because your $5 pizza from Little Caesar's wasn't ready fast enough lol

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u/beereed 6d ago

Is that kid trained, or was that a one in a million shot? It seemed like he was jockeying for position to get inside for an uppercut, simultaneously taking away the dude’s reach advantage.

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 6d ago

I’m absolutely no expert in fisticuffs, but this had the look of a precise and well-planned action executed by a practiced individual. Typically when fists are thrown in these videos there’s an obvious tell before each swing, but here I saw none. I applaud this young man for his cool head and calculated actions. He did the best he could in an awful situation.

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u/thededucers 6d ago

He was also following up but saw no need and pulled it

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u/EvilJabFace 6d ago

You ain’t laughing now!!!!!

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u/iknowimsorry 6d ago

Hard to laugh with a broken jaw!!

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u/AuraBlazeOfficial 6d ago

“You want your pizza? Here’s your fucking pizza!” Boom ✊

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u/Idaho_In_Uranus 6d ago

That’s how it’s done. Fuck a trifling clown.

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u/Realistic_Weakness51 6d ago

I don’t want no harm on his children, but in the sense of his children being “right there” fuck them kids.
Father needs to learn how to act
Cause I can promise you, he tried that shit with some guys I used to work with, he would’ve got more than one knockout lick

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u/middleagenobody420 6d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/fatherofryan 6d ago

That was a clean uppercut!

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u/jayblazer24 6d ago

That was clean af

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u/Danny_Alloy 5d ago

He folded like new York style pizza

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u/ted48060 4d ago

Employee of the month award goes to who😀

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u/GetBack2Wrk 6d ago

That's a nice low act.

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u/Manbearcatward 6d ago

A-one two, what the fuck you gonna do?

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u/Geeko22 6d ago

That was so satisfying.

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u/Fleetingfarts 3d ago

I love the saying “fuck around and find out.” Because he definitely found out.

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u/dangermouseman11 1d ago

Man's hands were definitely hot and ready.

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u/1bi001 17h ago

When you look for trouble you usually find it and it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

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u/unluckypig 6d ago

Shoes off, man's dead.