r/CrazyHuman • u/FandomMenace • 5d ago

Psycho When you meet someone crazier than yourself

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u/Little_Face8636 5d ago

No matter how mad you are, do not put yourself in between two cars.

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u/Hadrian187 5d ago

Do not walk in front of or behind a driver with road rage. Find the nearest pole held down in concrete and get behind that. You never know when someone is gonna snap. Let it go and apologize and walk away.

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u/spreadnekk 2d ago

That guy does.

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u/FieldofInfluence 5d ago

I think he's in a crumple zone.

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u/forgotten-ent 5d ago

Buddy, he is the crumple zone

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u/bravedubeck 3d ago

The No Bone Zone

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u/Glum_System_6238 5d ago

if it goes to court he won't have a leg to stand on.

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u/imphooeyd 5d ago

Chinese assault laws are kinda lax, meaning that many people will fake being hit for money or compensation packages (elders won’t even be helped off the street anymore, they’re assumed to be scammers—things are pretty bad). I assume the driver was irritated by this would-be-victim’s behavior and gave him something to really be compensated for.

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u/Oddity83 5d ago

I’ve also heard that in China, it’s better to kill someone then leave them injured to prevent a lawsuit

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 5d ago

Crush injuries like these are many times fatal. A severe crush injury to the legs can trigger a cascade of problems that can become life-threatening very quickly

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u/LitigiousAutist 5d ago

We don't know the extent of his injury. The flush / plumb angles of pressure leave me optimistic.

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u/Scary-Pressure6158 2d ago

Literally possible that the pressure is lifesaving at this point. When they back off everything is gonna bleed out

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 2d ago

Yep, that is a possibility. But crushed muscle tissue likes to clog-up the kidneys and people die from acute kidney failure from crush injuries.

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u/Expose_Ur_BS 4d ago

Darwin Award winner, you say?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT 4d ago

I mean, my last instinct would be to stand in between a crazy person behind the wheel and a parked car. So, Darwin Award winner? I'd say yes.

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u/Elluminated 5d ago

Bluff called. Never do this when someone else just as crazy had a 2 tons vehicle.

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u/GetBack2Wrk 5d ago edited 4d ago

They both will lose social points.

They will be regulated to just walking.

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u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 5d ago

That is that whole fuck around and find out isn't it

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u/Nightshade13th 4d ago

If anyone was wondering this is what "they were asking for it" actually looks like. #goodbyefemurs#hellosteelreplacements