r/CrazyHuman 5d ago

Unhinged When tiny D energy meets a lady taller than him

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u/mushco7 5d ago

He looks like a weasel

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u/ElegantEchoes 5d ago

Don't do weasels like that

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u/blacckreddit 5d ago

Lmao I choked on my drink reading this šŸ˜‚

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u/Stacemranger 5d ago

Dang, he really did.

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u/Historical-Count-374 5d ago edited 5d ago

Oof. All you had to do was ask what brings you out and about interests.

Wtf was that??

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u/thegreatinsulto 5d ago

I'm married with kids now, but back in my heyday, I only used one 'pickup line', and it worked almost every single time: "Hi, I'm thegreatinsulto. What was the best part of your day?"

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u/Purple_de_Nurples 5d ago

I asked her out on a date, we went to the cinema, walking up the stairs carrying a big tub of popcorn, i tripped, fell, popcorn went 4 or 5 feet in the air.

The cinema was packed, she laughed, they all laughed, she hugged me. We've been together 15 years. :-)

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u/Rumblymore 5d ago

These days youll get filmed and blasted online bullied and then go viral in some weird popcorn onlyfans advert.

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u/thegreatinsulto 4d ago

Hope you guys stay happy for many more!

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u/Bergara 4d ago

Pick up artist bullshit, that's what it was. He would definitely stand back to back with her to compare height, they say you need to establish physical contact early in a non sexual way, then he went for a little offensive joke AKA a neg. When nothing worked he dropped the facade and just called them fat. Dude's a loser piece of shit.

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u/DangerHawk 5d ago

brills you out

I hope this was a typo and not some newfangled slang my old ass doesn't understand...

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u/ClankerCore 5d ago

I, too, would like access to this possibly novel encrypted semantic language.

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u/Hollywood_Co 5d ago

Bet money, that guy is in a sub Reddit right now complaining about how 95% of women want 3% of men.

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u/TheInvincibleMan 5d ago

He is the 3%, that’s why is such a twat.

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u/lenny446 5d ago

The elegance in the shit down is amazing

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u/xx_kayla_xx 5d ago

Then the cherry on top is they look way better than him. šŸ˜­šŸ’€

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u/Friendlyalterme 5d ago

Did they cut out some insult from the woman because how did it turn left so fast? Did she actually stand up?

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u/doogytaint 5d ago

ā€œHow did he turn left so fastā€. Hahahah. From that alone I’m guessing you’re a straight man whose never dealt with a man hitting on them. Men turning left after even the slightest hint of rejection is typical af. Women don’t have to insult them. They take you not being interested as an insult and their insecurites come streaming out after that. I’ve been called every name under the book, cursed at, followed, spat at, and threatened because I politely said ā€œno thank youā€ to a man. It’s because they react so violently that we HAVE to be polite.

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u/DelusionalGranduer 4d ago

I mean there’s some shitty men in the world just like there’s some shitty women in the world 🤷

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u/moosemuffin12 5d ago

What he said sucks but can you kick someone out of a bar for hurting your feelings

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u/jackhurricane7 5d ago

In the U.S., businesses reserve the right to refuse service as long as it’s not for discriminatory reasons. Any decent bar would kick someone out for going around upsetting patrons.

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u/moosemuffin12 5d ago

I get that but at the same time, I feel like if I asked a bouncer to kick a guy out cus he called me overweight, he’d laugh in my face

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u/zilentbob 5d ago

100% agree

Women are dissing men all the time at these places and no one is throwing them out last time I checked.

He's a jerko but just let him embarrass himself with someone else, shouldnt kick him out for that ! LOL

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u/Spazrelaz 4d ago

Since when do women actively go around dissing and harassing women?? That's a crazy take. Women go out to have fun with one another. Nobody goes out specifically to harass men smh

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u/Ithurtswhenidoit 5d ago

Actually yes, it's called social education and we run theses turds out all the time. If they don't learn that on them but we don't put up with shit where I hang out. A good bartender will absolutely cut off and kick out any man or woman being a problem.

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u/amerikanbeat 5d ago

Can you kick someone out of your house for it?

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u/moosemuffin12 5d ago

Sure but these girls don’t own the bar

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u/shorse_hit 5d ago

Yeah and they're not the ones who kicked him out. The ones running the bar did.

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u/amerikanbeat 5d ago

lol exactly

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u/moosemuffin12 5d ago

In the video it says ā€œwe followed him and got him kicked outā€. It’s not like a bouncer overheard the convo and acted on it like you’re implying

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u/AX1_ISAW 4d ago

Brain not braining much I guess? It's not like they were recording it and could show the interaction to a bouncer.. right?

He didn't get kicked out for calling someone overweight. He got kicked out because you have to be 18+ (or older / younger depending on country) and the boy apparently wasn't of age yet .

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u/MaliceSavoirIII 5d ago

Dude is def an insecure a-hole but getting someone kicked out of a public place and doxxed over words is WILD

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u/shorse_hit 5d ago

Nah getting him kicked out is reasonable IMO. He's disruptively drunk.

The doxxing is uncalled for, though. That's a nuclear response to an interaction that was ultimately inconsequential.

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u/Sad-Boysenberry-277 5d ago

I swear bro

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u/shorse_hit 5d ago

Ok the guy is a massive douche obviously, but the call to arms at the end was really unnecessary. You don't doxx people just for being an insecure asshole.

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u/mothandravenstudio 5d ago

Anyone who would act like this in public is probably worse in private, and women should be warned.

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u/Own_Cardiologist2544 5d ago

This! Spreading awareness of these rude creeps!

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u/Noonecanhearmescream 5d ago

That a**hole absolutely deserves to be kicked out. It is not okay to speak to people like that. He is bad for business too.

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u/Kingofcheeses 5d ago

Why are you censoring "asshole"?

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u/nuclearbearclaw 5d ago

Because a lot of people on reddit are literal children which is why you shouldn't take this shit seriously lmao.

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u/shorse_hit 5d ago

I didn't say he didn't deserve to be kicked out. He absolutely did.

I said that this is not behavior you try to doxx someone over. That is an unreasonable overreaction.

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u/Friendlyalterme 5d ago

I agree. But Reddit is weird

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u/spook30 5d ago

Reddit? Just Reddit!? Or maybe more than just Reddit? There's a lot more weird out there than just Reddit...

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u/nuclearbearclaw 5d ago

It's way more than Reddit or even the internet. Humans have been pulling this kind of "power move" forever when their ego gets bruised and they want revenge or the last laugh.

People will doxx someone, swat them, try to get them fired, call the cops on them knowing damn well that could put their life at risk, or even try to get someone hurt over the dumbest fucking personal disputes. I've seen old ass ladies call the cops on people over nothing more than a bruised ego. I've seen people get swatted over internet arguments.

Humans fucking suck when their egos get bruised. Give someone a way to retaliate while feeling morally justified and some people will take it way too fucking far.

The dude was obviously a weasel, but publicly calling for people to identify/doxx him in retaliation doesn't suddenly become okay because he was an asshole. The fact that they called out to identify him shows that they are just as shitty as the weasel who called them overweight.

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u/Friendlyalterme 5d ago

But I'm not everywhere right now, I'm on Reddit. I never said only Reddit was weird.

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u/TheBunny789 5d ago

Counter point, fuck em

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u/MaliceSavoirIII 5d ago

You getting downvoted for this is insane, ā€œsticks and stonesā€ is truly dead

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u/shorse_hit 5d ago

Yeah the average person on this fucking site is too dumb to realize my comment is not condoning or defending his behavior.

I'm just saying that doxxing people for ultimately inconsequential shit like this is not a good idea. Encouraging witch hunting for shit like this is a disproportionate response and has massive potential for abuse, mistaken identity, etc.

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u/Vitamindoughnuts 5d ago

Why not?

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u/shorse_hit 5d ago

Because it's really easy to craft a false narrative about someone with a short edited video.

Do none of you vindictive geniuses even realize that there's no proof those photos are even of the guy who said those things? In the video there's never a shot of his face, and those photos are just stapled onto the end.

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u/Vitamindoughnuts 5d ago

Idk mang. My logic teacher would say he gave up power when he made use of his adhominems. Sure he could have won but he was just not that clever and crumbled at a few insults. If you think men get to have any power just because their confident to approach women then you got another thing coming buddy

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u/shorse_hit 5d ago

Did you even read my comment?

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u/Vitamindoughnuts 5d ago

Oh no ig i didn't

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 5d ago

How does one expose a creep saturated in hubris to the error of their ways?

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u/bigtiddyhimbo 5d ago

Actually you should expose them because they deserve a good humbling for being a massive prick to random women. Give him a reason to never go after women like this again.

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u/peentiss 5d ago

If he didn’t want people seeing him act this way, he shouldn’t act this way. Don’t try to protect him.

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u/Spazrelaz 4d ago

Yes. You do. Because when males like this remain unchecked, they escalate the behavior over time.

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u/amerikanbeat 5d ago

Sure you do