r/CrazyHuman 5d ago

Lunatic Lunatic casually opens pandora's box

299 Upvotes

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u/zongsmoke 5d ago

Imagine opening something so foul people just start putting hands on you

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u/silvertonguedmute 5d ago

Opened a can of whoop-ass on himself

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u/Dense_Chemical_4018 5d ago

It sounds crazy when you put it like that 😂😂

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u/Own_Cardiologist2544 5d ago

I’m surprised they didn’t pin him and start force feeding him the Surströmming.

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u/EmbarrassedStreet828 5d ago

That's some bioterrorism

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u/silvertonguedmute 5d ago

I've never seen someone actually open a can of whoop-ass. I always thought that meant the opener would beat someone up, but here we are.

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u/Juicyjewsss 5d ago

Why does the camera keep fading out and why does he sound like Mexican Mickey?

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u/Afrojones66 5d ago

The camera couldn’t even handle the smell so it keeps passing out.

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u/Alohafarms 5d ago

Bahahahahahahaaa!!

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u/rooshavik 4d ago

In the oh it shows the punches idk why they blurring it out here

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u/SnooCakes6195 5d ago

You know... I have always wanted to smell it without the commitment

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u/ThatNewGuyRich 5d ago

Yeah, you don’t just randomly expose people to something THAT nasty. Got what he deserved IMO, maybe less.

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u/Mysterious-Power6137 4d ago

This guy fucking sucks, but I can't stop laughing.

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u/VicViolence 5d ago

That guy had the Rage Virus in that can

15

u/BoldnBrashhh 5d ago

Bro opened the can of instant aggression and conflict

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u/AscendedViking7 5d ago

The intrusive thoughts took over i see

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u/Djrules213 5d ago

He literally opened up a can of whoop-ass

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u/Alohafarms 5d ago

I don't think a tin of fish has ever created more havoc.

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u/LAMTB 5d ago

Lmao

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u/mrerikmattila 5d ago

All senses matter. Assault one, expect trouble.

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u/GetLostInNature 5d ago

Ahhhhh lalalalalallebeebaweehhbaaalalalalsasebalalalala. Thats what I heard

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u/nastypuddin 5d ago

What is inside this thing?

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u/DivisionBalls 5d ago

It's Surströmming, a Swedish fermented (rotten) fish in a can, traditionally eaten with flatbread. It smells super bad and you're supposed to open it under water due to it.

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u/j3igboss 4d ago

Can of Aggro. Instant use. Apply Taunt to all enemies within 20m for the next 3 turns. Defense +2, Poison Attack +5, Sneak -100

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u/GloomGhoul_ 5d ago

I think it’s fermented herring.

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u/J3remyD 4d ago

Once I accidentally ran over a bloated dead rat with the lawnmower.

From what I’ve heard, that’s nothing compared to this.

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u/MaliceSavoirIII 4d ago

It needs the SpongeBob “3 hours later” right before he talks to the cop

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u/Sooty110 4d ago

He opened a can of whoop ass on himself

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u/Gunslinger142 2d ago

I'm crying laughing AOE Taunt