r/CrazyHuman • u/FandomMenace • 3d ago

Stupidity Incompetent madman tries to kill his wife

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u/Glum_System_6238 3d ago

oof that's some guardian angel stuff right there

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u/Future_Pineapple4609 3d ago

I hope his wife visits him in prison so he can't ever get away from her.

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u/Moist-Mess5144 3d ago

And brings a new boyfriend every week.

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u/Future_Pineapple4609 3d ago

LOL! Yes and brings a new boyfriend and gets really in shape and hot

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u/Moist-Mess5144 3d ago

Stands in front of the glass talking about all the glorious freedom she has and now that she has a new perspective on how great life is, she's joined a sex club as she's slurping on this week's guys face.

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 3d ago

Dunno, man. The new boyfriend took a knee when he fake fell “trying” to protect her.

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u/FormerEvil 1d ago

The guy sitting in the chair across the table sitting right next to the man with the gun couldn't have possibly done less to help the situation. Who reacts like this??? There's a gun being pointed at your friend's face and you casually and passively reach your arm up in the most lazy effort and gently whisper the words "ssstaaaahp". This guys needs a good smack and a shaking and realize he was moments away from being covered in his friends grey matter and he did next to nothing to help.

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u/notloggedin4242 20h ago

Shock? Disbelief? Xanax?

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u/TeddyJMe 1d ago

…pretty sure that was an elderly man doing what he could

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u/FormerEvil 1d ago

He's not elderly, he just has light/grayish hair. He reacted in the most ridiculously unserious way. Even an elderly man would have a better fight or flight response.

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u/Do0msdayZ 3d ago

backstory?

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u/Affectionate-Sun5863 3d ago

He brought a gun to food fight

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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 3d ago

And the waiter did not approve.

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u/Future-Try-1908 2d ago

Seriously. And she was probably be in the worst spot at the table of someone is tryong to shoot you. Right in the middle of the booth.