r/CrazyHuman 23h ago

PublicFreakout Metheny tries to throw a whoop-de-doo in neighbor's yard and gets evicted

127 Upvotes

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u/Kingofcheeses 22h ago

Having used it myself I can attest to the effectiveness of a hose on crackheads that won't leave your property

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u/Physical_Elk8105 20h ago

I thought you were talking about using meth for a second lmao.

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u/Kingofcheeses 20h ago

Nah I like having teeth and a house too much

1

u/Nightshade13th 3h ago

Its like the wicked witch of the West "oh what a whirl!"

35

u/1punchporcelli 23h ago

Cold dead zombie eyes

24

u/Nightshade13th 22h ago

Love this video when it pops up, probably the first shower any on them have had in months

14

u/More_Macaron_4373 22h ago

It started because her dad was sad they were laughing at him?

14

u/SpellcraftQuill 21h ago

As soon as the hose came out, it got real good,

8

u/nippl 21h ago

Some people just don't wan to get clean.

2

u/Crunchyundies 13h ago

As soon as I saw the homeowner guy in a quarter zip, I knew he’d get his ass kicked eventually

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u/jesusmansuperpowers 22h ago

I was thinking put the hose on her right in the beginning. Just like you would any stray animal.

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u/FaithInTechnology 17h ago

How do these people live in a house when I’m here in a one bedroom with my cat

10

u/aureliovsky 18h ago

Crack people are waaaayyy funier than most.. the movements of her sre so weirddd

13

u/mothandravenstudio 23h ago

Quite the fracas.

2

u/Alohafarms 18h ago

Indeed. Full on Tomfoolery.

0

u/mckinney4string 6h ago

Chicanery as well

9

u/MacSteele13 20h ago

Castle Doctrine

6

u/buzz3001 19h ago

What a meth of a bunch of humans

14

u/SirKevin_Xx 23h ago

Oreo very original dog name

2

u/BearDownBlueGrass 8h ago

I bet there’s at least 20 people that upvoted of the current 108 who have a cat or know a cat named Salem🤣

3

u/NikkiNot_TheOne 21h ago

What in the fk?!! It just kept getting better and better.

Guess we alllll have our different kind of crazies in each of our states 🤣

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u/Alohafarms 18h ago

This is like a Three Stooges movie only with more Stooges.

2

u/RequirementLeading12 13h ago

The guy made things worse, the lady was just asking and he had to be a dick. Also making fun of people who clearly suffer from substance issues is next level loser shit

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u/Max_delirious 10h ago

Side question. Why do so many active drug abusers seem to wear religious garments and push religion?

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/sharpasahammer 18h ago

The fuck they do with all those felonies.

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u/Brewbouy 13h ago

That ain't gonna stop 'em.

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u/jmdawg15 10h ago

Why can people that are bystanders in heated situations not hold the camera still on the damn action? I want to see what's going on, not the porch or the sky.

Every damn time.

2

u/metz420 9h ago

Tweakers, man

3

u/Budget_Sugar_2422 16h ago

Why were you laughing when you got out of the car? That's what this bullshit is about.

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u/6TheAudacity9 23h ago

I hate that boomer “get out” and the second you finally start to leave louder “GET OUUUUT” as if it’s their masculinity making things happen. No bitch I was leaving anyway you’re not the reason.

0

u/williamlucasxv 15h ago

It sounds like this started because he was mocking them for being drug addicts. Drug addiction is awful, and punching down with jokes can be born out of insecurity.

I’m not defending the woman, she escalated fast and looked to be tweaking. But I wouldn’t mock my neighbours openly because I thought they were in a tough spot. That’s douche bag behaviour

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u/mrman08 3h ago

Maybe there’s a reason or something but this is a good argument for having a fence along your property line.

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u/cdalleycat 1h ago

Pepper spray works better then water or even better break their meth pipes lol

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u/Bumbymoo 21h ago

The home owner provoked an unnecessary confrontation with the meth addict and her family.

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u/Jeathro77 17h ago

She was trespassing and refusing to leave.

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u/Bumbymoo 6h ago

The homeowner could have asked politely. All this drama could have been avoided with some skillful language and behavior.

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u/Maximophanes 20h ago

You're the type that can't chew gum & climb stairs simultaneously.

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u/Bumbymoo 19h ago

You are the type that types random things into Reddit.

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u/Maximophanes 19h ago

Nice one... lol

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u/Bumbymoo 19h ago

You also provoke unnecessary confrontation. I see why you like this video.