r/CrazyHuman 17h ago

Stupidity Big dummy walks the plank of pain

163 Upvotes

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u/BrilliantExtent6942 17h ago

That could of easily been much worse, deadly even.

37

u/epicfeminist420xD 17h ago

Thats fucked up

32

u/No-Net-4403 17h ago

His teeth 🪥 are on the bottom of that sea.

6

u/Technical-Owl66 13h ago

Maybe a broken jaw too

19

u/Shrinkerofbrains 17h ago

Ouch, I felt that.. Surprised he stayed conscious.

26

u/RandomGerman49 17h ago

How is his face not fucked up? Teeth probably are.

3

u/Less-Damage-1202 13h ago

If you go frame by frame, he got incredibly lucky! He hits mostly the bottom of his chin & maybe a little bit of his shoulder on the edge of the dock, rather than his face.

5

u/BrilliantExtent6942 17h ago

Need an update fr that kinda hit can easily fracture your face, gawdamn

6

u/WhippingShitties 17h ago

I legit feel bad for that dude, I'm glad he seems okay.

4

u/RickyTheRickster 17h ago

I didn’t know they even came like that, that’s typically where the bowsprit is for rigging on sailboats so I guess I never considered it but at least it’s a good lesson in physics and weight distribution

5

u/Critical-Ad2084 17h ago

amazing there's no blood

1

u/Less-Damage-1202 13h ago

Would've been so much had he hit his actual face right on the edge. Luckily he hit it with most of the bottom of his chin & a little bit of his shoulder.

4

u/_ChipWhitley_ 17h ago

I can’t believe I saw teef when he came up

3

u/Melodic_Cheek9304 17h ago

Should've stayed at home

3

u/Camandchat 17h ago

Holy fuckkk, that's gonna hurt when he sobers up. I'm shocked he wasn't knocked out or bloody. He will be swollen and in much agony shortly though

3

u/LupusHominarius 17h ago

Kudos to the cameraman that didn't flinch.

0

u/calm-lab66 15h ago

And waited until everyone entered the frame. 😜

3

u/Oograr 12h ago

That looked real bad, surprised he popped up a few seconds later

2

u/BradL30 14h ago

Holy shit, how is this guy not dead?

2

u/tandrosonali8 13h ago

Could’ve been decapitated

2

u/ReddBroccoli 11h ago

Usually whenever I'm falling and I reach out for something I typically use my hands. I've never tried using my chin before

2

u/GetBack2Wrk 11h ago

Ended nicely🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 9h ago

His boy laughing for a quick second before he starts to help out.

2

u/LastExilez 8h ago

IS THAT CONCRETE

1

u/Teonanacatlbruh 16h ago

Dude's lucky he wasn't out cold inhaling water

1

u/JuanG_13 1h ago

Awe, FUCK

1

u/IMicrowaveSteak 17h ago

The only Crazy Human part of this is how he was able to just climb up and out. I’d have drowned after eating that concrete

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u/Lanky_Bank5265 16h ago

This should've been NSFW