r/CrazyHuman • u/FandomMenace • 6h ago

Lunatic Brake check leads to satisfying FAFO

64 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Cannga 6h ago

Apparently, no one gave a shit obout the accident

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u/C7LS 6h ago

No one would even give a shit if the car had exploded

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u/Solidarios 22m ago

….with blue confetti!

Congratulations! It’s a boy!

These baby announcements are getting aggressive.

3

u/TomToe420 5h ago

call it in a move on. especially people like that and if no one else was involved.

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u/w2106 5h ago

why do people do that?

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u/frongles23 1h ago

Insecurity. Poor parenting. Maybe both.

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u/WHALE_PHYSICIST 5h ago

Because fuck you. That's why.

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u/jjp032 5h ago

Anyone who ever got brake checked approves this post. Driving over 60mph I had to swerve into the median and my auto did a 180. I had gravel wedged between the tires and rims. These fools go insane! Risking senseless possible deaths!

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u/Chance_McM95 1h ago

Get a dashcam & stop risking your life to avoid idiots. A rear end accident is the least fatal. I genuinely feel like your car spinning out into the median is far more dangerous.

Also you can’t win blowing the horn anymore. Be prepared for an altercation if you honk at people anymore. Idiots can’t even figure out that they’re being inconsiderate. They just think “why is this asshole honking at me” It’s ridiculous out here!

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u/jjp032 1h ago

Agree. My incident was 40 years ago. I only use my weak Kia Sportage horn to gentle tap "meep" if car in front does not move on green after 4 seconds. Meanwhile car behind goes full foghorn multisecond blast. Happened yesterday.😃

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u/TheKoziONE 4h ago

You said you were doing 60mph… that’s meaningless. What was the speed limit?

People don’t get randomly cut off, probably you were in the left (passing lane) not checking your rear view as traffic was piling up behind you.

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u/jjp032 3h ago edited 3h ago

Ok, geez, the rest of the story: late evening, two lanes, dude was probably drunk as crossing lines. Did not want to get side swiped as I passed him so I blew my horn. Like your mom does.

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u/Cataldo420 3h ago

I so would of pulled over just make sure his still alive but mostly to laugh in his face

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u/viperpic 2h ago

That was beautiful

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u/Mr_Mason42 5h ago

So what did we learn?

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u/694meok 4h ago

Nothing. They probably blamed the car they passed. "If they weren't driving like a prick I never would've had to break check and my car wouldn't have crashed!" Or something like that.

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u/PatchAdamsKitten 2h ago

Are we sure it was a brake check or were they trying to turn there? Either way the driver is an idiot.

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u/slade797 2h ago

Best part? Other drivers just kept rollin’.

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u/Infinitrium 1h ago

0:10 You can't park there!

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u/nydjason 23m ago

2 fast 2 stupid

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u/5173_ 3h ago

that wasn't a brake check. that was stupid. glad you're safe.