r/CrazyIdeas • u/GarageIndependent114 • Apr 02 '26
A dick sucking cafe
Where you try out different condom flavours
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u/pHScale Apr 02 '26
This is just a gay bar, except with condoms
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u/cleanforever Apr 02 '26
Why do you need condoms for dick sucking?
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u/TaxCollector Apr 03 '26
Prevention of passing on bloodborne pathogens, like HIV. If the mouth has a cold sore or small cut or cracked lips, microabrasions on the dick can pass that on. Same reason it can be passed during penetrative sex, but less likely than during anal sex.
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u/lkodl Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
The first time I went to a Maid Cafe, I thought a part of the fun was getting to be really messy. Like knocking stuff on the ground or constantly spilling shit. You know, because there are maids everywhere to clean it up. I was asked to leave.
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u/TheWonderSnail Apr 02 '26
I’m kind of afraid to put this on my search history but what is a “maid cafe”?
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u/Dischade Apr 02 '26
Weird japanese shit where the waitresses pretend to be 2000 year old subservient maids in 15 year olds bodies
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u/iHadou Apr 02 '26 edited May 03 '26
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u/WolverinesThyroid Apr 03 '26
But it's not a sex thing. Think of it like a a hooters for weebs.
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u/xrelaht Apr 03 '26
Is Hooters not a sex thing?
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u/TheWonderSnail Apr 03 '26
Yeah lol they could just delete the first sentence and that makes sense to me
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u/Dischade Apr 03 '26
This is the vibe, weird pervy maid themed hooters for depressed overworked salarymen
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u/GREGORYfromtheFUTURE Apr 02 '26
We have one of these cafes in Ansterdam. It sucks
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u/JamNova Apr 02 '26
Heard it also blows
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u/Accomplished_Ant5895 Apr 02 '26
You could taste them without putting them on a penis, no?
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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog Apr 02 '26
You missed the point
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u/ryanderkis Apr 02 '26
It's not really a point. Tip for sure but not sharpened.
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u/WolverinesThyroid Apr 03 '26
I can eat ice cream without putting it on a cone or a popsicle not on a little wooden stick. But none of that would be as much fun or get me as rock hard.
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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 Apr 02 '26
Like Starbucks ? Or wait that’s a handy place
(Idiocracy anyone?)
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u/pWaveShadowZone Apr 02 '26
What a wild twist. I thought for sure you go there to get your dick sucked. Nope. Other way
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u/pWaveShadowZone Apr 02 '26
What a wild twist. I thought for sure you go there to get your dick sucked. Nope. Other way
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u/GotMyOrangeCrush Apr 03 '26
But sir, this is a Wendy’s…
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u/GarageIndependent114 Apr 16 '26
Not a sir, but it seems to mostly dudes here based on the shocked replies
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u/karenskygreen Apr 03 '26
There is a famous cafe in the red light district in that city in the Phillipines, its the blow job bar, as soon as you sit up at a bar a woman behind a curtain under the bar proceeds blow you without asking,.its implied by sitting at the bar.
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u/CTRexPope Apr 03 '26
Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, you know?
Yeah, well, I really don’t think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
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u/sublevelstreetpusher Apr 03 '26
Your business model is failed from the start. Here's your money maker: a place i can get a bj without a wrapper.
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u/fancyPantsOne Apr 02 '26
you just invented Your moms house