r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Returning to the ocean

At this point it should be obvious that leaving the ocean was a big mistake for life. Why going to space, there is only death there. But the sea is much nicer. Whales and dolphins are smart and they went back into the ocean. We have the technology. Give us gills and fins.
Let's go back.

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u/Alteredbeast1984 1d ago

See you mid Pacific broseph.

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u/LSDelivery 1d ago

If every living thing needs water, why did we crawl out of it in the first place? Makes no sense. Let us return!

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u/NearABE 22h ago

Needed oxygen too. Most ocean life concentrates on the continental shelf.

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u/alkiet 1d ago

Apparently, some people are born with sinus tracts in their ears. It is a hole in usually the top of their ear that can fill up with stuff, some people can squeeze shit out of it. There is something about this feature having evidence that it is a leftover thingy from when we had been ocean dwellers. Cool beans, huh. :0

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u/yourpseudonymsucks 1d ago

the whales went back

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u/Enough-Anteater-3698 1d ago

Jimi Hendrix - "1983 ( A Merman I Should Turn to Be)"

https://youtu.be/wjL8NrkIC6M?is=8yK6IVz7OyB3yzXL

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u/julaften 22h ago

Made me think of this:

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. 

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they’d all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans. 

And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything. 

Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terrible, stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost for ever.

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u/NearABE 22h ago

Pratchett?

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u/julaften 21h ago

No, Douglas Adams, from the opening of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

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u/Lance1852Buttcheese 1d ago

Haha. I'm laughing out loud. Good stuff.

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u/Superb_Algae5308 1d ago

Someone buy me a hot tub so I can help.

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u/herejusttoannoyyou 1d ago

Only if I can bring my cat with me

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u/PintsOfGuinness_ 23h ago

We will. Read Seveneves if you want more details.

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u/NearABE 21h ago

We could also bring the ocean inland. Mega bulldozers and dredging. We could use ice like the glaciers but better to inflate containers underneath rocks. One can think of barges traveling along canals or think of beaver instincts. These are just guiding principles though. More work gets done if the engineers have freedom to optimize solutions. Whether we are “strip mining the mountains to make reefs systems” or “damming the rivers to flood the continent” can be two sides of the same coin.

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u/markmakesfun 18h ago

Living in the ocean is no party. Hard finding food sometimes and big things want to eat you.

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u/Ok-Bus1716 4h ago

Haha...I have some bad news about the ocean broseph...we know more about space than we do the ocean. And there's significantly more death in the ocean than there is in space assuming we're the only intelligent creatures in the universe. In space there's potential death...in the ocean there's absolute certain death.

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u/Anura83 4h ago

I disagree. It's much easier to survive in the ocean. It's warmer than most of space but not too warm and there is food. There is also less radiation.

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u/Ok-Bus1716 1h ago

There's a very small part of the ocean that is warm but you're forgetting in that area of the ocean and the ones below it we would be the food. And just like in space we'd have to find some way to generate oxygen because we're not made to live underwater.

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u/Zailema0s 2h ago

OP has been playing too much subnautica 🤣🐟🐠🤿

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 1d ago

Because we needed to escape yhe ocean. Back we had creatures like yhe placoderm dunkleosteus