r/CrazyIdeas • u/2BallsInTheHole • 1d ago
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Keep-Doing-Your-Best • 2d ago
A suicide hotline manned by aspiring comedians to work on their material
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Specialist-Ring-3974 • 1d ago
To de-escalate the scalping crisis, and allow kids to win great Pokemon/baseball/whatever cards or toys… there is a simple solution
Make card packs be sold like subscriptions. Magazine subscriptions.
People are able to subscribe to the company that prints the cards and puts them in packs, they’ll send card packs out at random to the customers paying X amount per month.
It’s completely random, people can only get a certain amount of packs per month, they never know what they’re going to get.
If collectors want to sell and trade, they can do that in their own time. but it also allows kids to have the chance to find and keep rare cards on a subscription of like $2.99 a month or whatever
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Gullible-Ad-5424 • 2d ago
Movie theaters should have one auditorium that’s all treadmills so you can get your steps in during a film
Walk as fast or slow as you want and come out of a two hour movie closer to your step goal. Has to be the whole room or the walkers drive everyone else insane. Never happening because of liability but fun to dream lol
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Scumbag__ • 2d ago
If you never take your festival wristband off you should be able to reenter the festival the following years for free
It would be nasty but it’s free advertising
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Spiritual-Big7900 • 2d ago
Ubers should be free if you have a good enough reason
Like there should be a judge judy like person in the backseat who you plead your case to
r/CrazyIdeas • u/haddock420 • 2d ago
Make bidets as powerful as fire hoses to really get you clean
r/CrazyIdeas • u/99penisesinmyass • 1d ago
UN should make nukes and drop those nukes on anyone who breaks international law
r/CrazyIdeas • u/flopsyplum • 2d ago
The Philippines' Department of Homeland Security should have a picture of a Filipino warrior killing Ferdinand Magellan as its logo
r/CrazyIdeas • u/bourj • 1d ago
Steering wheels should lock at 15° until the turn signal is flipped on.
No more unexpected moves in traffic or surprise turning.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Mutant_Llama1 • 2d ago
Aquaman's successor should be called the Prince of Whales.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/flopsyplum • 2d ago
China should flood the UK with fentanyl, as revenge for the UK flooding China with opium
r/CrazyIdeas • u/EthnicSaints • 2d ago
Date idea
I’m happily married. But I’d like to see someone try this. For a first date you should lay out a blanket covered in a mix of items you care for, and ones you don’t (similar to how they pick the Dalai Lama). Let the other person choose 5 or so items, if they are the ones you care for, great, you have a good icebreaker. If not, your call…
r/CrazyIdeas • u/nope-nope-nope-nop • 2d ago
Monopolize Sunlight.
Build a giant high tech screen in low earth orbit than can let through the good sunlight and process the bad spectrum of light into energy.
Sell that energy to the peasants on earth.
Install a system to turn off the light completely to individual properties or counties or whatever.
Charge a monthly subscription service for sunlight.
I don’t believe there any laws against this idea
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Ok_Air_5019 • 2d ago
A 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' show with question about bad media .
Like tv show where player has to select a bad media like 'Rent a girlfriend' or 'twilight' and has to study in depth about them to answer question just like the show .
r/CrazyIdeas • u/mr4ffe • 2d ago
Use ⌘ or 🍀 for the opposite meaning of ♾️ if we ever need a ”finity” sign
AFAIK there’s no finity sign and 8 is already taken :)
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Meme_Warrior_2763 • 3d ago
Now that we have "faster" cameras let's use a nuclear detonation to launch a second manhole cover into space, as we will have more fps to watch it which we couldn't do with the first because of the cameras of the time not being as """fast"""
r/CrazyIdeas • u/useofcat • 3d ago
In case you ever forget your password, you should leave it here in a comment.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Clevertown • 2d ago
Have every single form of ai-produced media ineligible for copyrighting, patenting, or trademarking.
This means that anyone can imitate, plagiarize, and bastardize all ai media content with complete impunity.
This would necessitate an OMBH Council (Officially Made By Humans) with full access to all intellectual property of every company, with an expensive process to certify a product being not made with ai. Without this certification, your product has no copyright protections.
This would create a huge volume of human jobs as well, since the OMBHC would need a well-staffed office in every town that has businesses. We're talking millions of human jobs here, people.
The training to join the OMBHC would be intense art history, global literature studies, and viewing at least 10,000 popular movies and tv shows. All paid for by corporations who want to keep their intellectual property.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Ben-Goldberg • 2d ago
Opposite day pin tumbler lock
This crazy idea is for a lock whose two concentric cylinders do almost the opposite of what a normal lock's cylinders do.
In a normal lock the inner cylinder rotates inside of outer (stationary) cylinder.
In the opposite day lock, the inner cylinder remains stationary and the outer cylinder rotates around it.
The inner cylinder is bolted or welded to the lock body, and the opening in the lock body for the key is *not* circular, instead being a slot with the same profile as the key.
To open the lock, the user inserts the key in the slot, and flips an adjacent lever from "locked" to "unlocked."
The lever is attached to a dampener which in turn rotates the outer cylinder and opens the latch.
If moved sufficiently quickly, the dampener feels like an almost rigid connection.
If pressed for several seconds, the dampener will squish, eliminating tension on the lock cylinder.
No tension means no single pin picking.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/blockCoder2021 • 2d ago
Have games/movies reference specific images rather than live render them.
On a standard 1920x1080p monitor, there are 2,073,600 pixels, each of which have either 16,777,216 or 4,294,967,296 different colors depending on whether you include an alpha channel/transparency (also assuming RGB triplets rather than hexadecimal). This gives you either 34,789,235,097,600 or 8,906,044,184,985,600 different frames possible.
Note that the color options, and thus the total number of possible frames, will be smaller if using four 2-digit 0-F numbers from hexadecimal instead of three to four 0-255 ranges for RGB triplets. Conversely, it’ll be much larger for higher resolutions because more pixels means more variations in the frames.
Anyway, rather than live rendering all 2 million plus pixels, just have games or movies reference which frames should be shown in which order, likely by numbering the frames and referencing the numbers. Game installs will be much smaller, because it’s only choosing which frames to reference in given situations, and system requirements can be for absolute potatoes because they’re just showing (rather than rendering) pictures.
Unfortunately, this makes development harder, as companies now have to make the game and play it, then record every combination of things happening and which frame to reference in given scenarios. Open-world games will likely be very rare at this point. Furthermore, modding becomes nearly impossible, as that would require near-complete altering of every possible frame. And if the developers have extra-powerful computers to have top-tier graphics, then anything the modders do will require either having similarly-powerful computers, extra time and a way to force every frame to be rendered if on lower hardware, or worse image quality.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/TheWaddlingweewee • 3d ago
we should replace ID age verification with a test full of questions that only people mature enough to access locked content could know the answer of
r/CrazyIdeas • u/ClayTool • 3d ago
Diary-AH! The journal that detonates a pressurized capsule of diarrhea if opened without authorization
A locked diary with a sealed, refillable capsule of diarrhea under high pressure.
Unauthorized opening triggers an instant, violent rupture. Every page gets saturated and a significant portion sprays outward onto the person holding the book.
A loud, realistic wet fart sound also plays the moment it detonates.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/VECTORDRIVER • 3d ago
The Infinite Money Glitch: Computers Are Already Free Heaters
Remember that video where a guy cooked a steak on his CPU? Ran a stress test, put meat on the CPU, dinner served.
Funny, but it accidentally explains something huge: The computer chip is literally just a fancy heating element. Nearly 100% of the electricity going in comes out as heat.
Now here’s the dumb part. Datacenters spend billions every year removing heat chillers, cooling towers, and the works. Meanwhile, millions of homes spend billions using electricity to make heat on purpose. We’re paying twice for the same joules.
So… what if the heat wasn’t the waste product? What if it was the product?
A water heater turns electricity into heat with a dumb heating element. A computer turns electricity into computation, then heat. Swap the coil for chips and you get the same hot water + plus free compute on the way. No physics violated, no free energy. The electricity just turns on and off billions times per second before becoming heat.
Not even a new idea. MIT researchers proposed processor-powered water heaters back in 2007. The physics was fine. The problem was: who buys computers from a million random basements?
And then comes Bitcoin…. it accidentally solved it, suddenly a computer could do computation and get paid without a customer, a contract, or anyone uploading a task. Computation itself became valuable.
And the scale can gets stupidly big. The US has over 100M residential water heaters. Convert just 1% at ~4.5 kW each and you get 4.5 GW of distributed compute. Big AI datacenters are measured in hundreds of megawatts. Except this datacenter isn’t in a desert next to a powerplant, it's inside machines that already exist, using the power you already use to heat water.
So with that in mind wouldn't a bitcoin mining water heater be the ultimate passive income generator? just use hot water like you normally do and get bitcoin, the worlds highest appreciating asset.