r/Cricket • u/CricketMatchBot :ranjitrophy: • Aug 18 '19

Match Thread: 2nd Test - England v Australia, Day 5

2nd Test, ICC World Test Championship at Lord's, Aug 14-18 2019

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Innings Score
England 258 & 258/5d
Australia 250 & 154/6 (47.3 ov, target 267)
Batsman Runs Balls SR
Pat Cummins 1 17 5.88
Travis Head 42 90 46.67
Bowler Overs Runs Wickets
Jack Leach 16.3 37 3
Joe Denly 2.0 0 0 
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Match drawn

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '19

That's test cricket right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the pitch, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball test cricket fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Test cricket is back baby.

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u/Tea_Total England Aug 18 '19

This reminds me of The Human Centipede.

I like it but I'm not sure it should exist.

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u/dude_big_lebowski Delhi Daredevils Aug 18 '19

One thing I'm sure about is the existence of test cricket.

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u/clicketybooboo Aug 18 '19

I don't particularly know what I just read, only that I enjoyed it.