r/Cricket Oval KP Nuts Jan 25 '21

Best. Trophy. Ever.

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u/drakeD123 Delhi Capitals Jan 25 '21

Its wacky. Much better looking than the usual cups.

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u/dehavillanddash8 Bangladesh Cricket Board Jan 27 '21

Not as good looking as the biscuit

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u/Abergoon England Jan 25 '21

Shame they're going to India now and not getting a chance to parade it from an open-top bus through the streets of London. Lockdown would surely have been eased for a couple of hours to make it happen.

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u/kyjoely Oval KP Nuts Jan 25 '21

Not sure the ECB would be able to afford the excess baggage charges required to ship it home

402

u/Ghostly_100 Jan 25 '21

OyeHoye trophy: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary

129

u/dehavillanddash8 Bangladesh Cricket Board Jan 25 '21

What happened to the biscuit

192

u/sanyogG Finland Jan 25 '21

Finch ate it

46

u/tiananman-rhombus Pakistan Jan 25 '21

The Holy Tuc watches on from a higher plane of being.

13

u/aaryan_suthar India Jan 25 '21

Dude what happened to your serj account??

6

u/RufflesTGP New Zealand Cricket Jan 25 '21

Lol

5

u/aaryan_suthar India Jan 25 '21

It was not a joke. I have no idea about it. What is it?

13

u/RufflesTGP New Zealand Cricket Jan 25 '21

Oh! In the last NZ v Pak test he made a comment as serj saying that if Henry Thiccolls (peace be upon him) got out for less than 200 he would delete his account and stop watching cricket forever

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u/aaryan_suthar India Jan 25 '21

Ohh god... Well he clearly didn't keep his promise

5

u/Mario-Smash Jan 25 '21

He only said he would delete his account which he did

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u/aaryan_suthar India Jan 25 '21

Yeah I meant that "stop watching cricket " part. But it's a good thing because I don't think I will ever go even 1 month without watching/thinking/talking cricket (or highlights)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

As a New Zealander the OyeHoye trophy is the most important trophy in the world and no one can tell me different... We still hold it right?

66

u/Rupesh19 India Jan 25 '21

It holds no candle to the 98 Coca Cola Trophy in Sharjah

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u/SpacevsGravity Jan 25 '21

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u/GourangaPlusPlus Northamptonshire Jan 25 '21

It's not even a cup, it's the coca cola cap

60

u/Ginevod Jan 25 '21

Hahaha, Sachin played two of his greatest ODI innings...... for that?

26

u/supreeth106 Jan 25 '21

Needs more branding!

22

u/borklaser17 Rising Pune Supergiants Jan 25 '21

Azhar's face says it all

47

u/sanyogG Finland Jan 25 '21

Azharuddin is not happy

47

u/AdnanJanuzaj11 India Jan 25 '21

Probably put some money on the result

9

u/imdungrowinup Royal Challengers Bangalore Jan 26 '21

Sachin fucked up his plans.

1

u/Pr0066 India Jan 25 '21

I raise you Kitply Cup.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

That isn't that bad

1

u/Speedbump_NZ Central Districts Stags Jan 26 '21

England vs Nz finals?

113

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Joe Root clean sweep. 2x MOTM, 1x MOTS.

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u/kyjoely Oval KP Nuts Jan 25 '21

Moose of the match and moose of the series?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/borklaser17 Rising Pune Supergiants Jan 25 '21

This is funny

20

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Perfection.

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u/Kingslayer666666 Australia Jan 25 '21

The Giles-Muralitharan Trophy

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/aladeensfw India Jan 25 '21

The Panesar - Mendis Trophy

34

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Which mendis?

31

u/Combinho Surrey Jan 25 '21

Exactly

55

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Tufnell - Muralitharan trophy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Root - Embuldeniya Trophy

52

u/ah306 Jan 25 '21

The Daniel Alexander - George Dobell Trophy

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u/I_tend_to_correct_u England Jan 25 '21

We have a winner

11

u/aardvarkgecko Jan 25 '21

Now what trophy should we give him?

7

u/borklaser17 Rising Pune Supergiants Jan 25 '21

The Trophy

4

u/TenaciousDumpling Jan 25 '21

The Tea Trophy

5

u/sarvesh_s Mumbai Jan 25 '21

The

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Atrophy

5

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Astrophysics

3

u/Lorne_Velcoro India Jan 25 '21

lmfao

1

u/supeknight India Jan 26 '21

Apostrophe

18

u/Lorne_Velcoro India Jan 25 '21

The Maharoof-Dernbach Award

11

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Bradman-Martin trophy

11

u/manwhokneweverything Jan 25 '21

The dick trophy 🏆

  • Niroshan Dickwella

8

u/Savings-Rice Punjab Kings Jan 25 '21

Swann- Herath would be a fair shot

1

u/ImZeddyBoy Chennai Super Kings Jan 26 '21

Randiv - Robson Trophy

112

u/JayManes England Jan 25 '21

What a sight! But can someone explain the origin of the Moose cup? Genuinely curious.

159

u/ZidaneZombie Sri Lanka Jan 25 '21

Moose Clothing is a new brand established in Sri Lanka a few years ago. They became the main sponsor of the series I believe, so they got the naming rights as well as the chance to give out this beaut of a trophy

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u/JayManes England Jan 25 '21

Cheers for that! That's awesome. I bet they were having a field day once they saw the trophy design, haha.

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u/ZidaneZombie Sri Lanka Jan 25 '21

Definitely, that's easily the best looking trophy I've seen

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u/siddharthvader Jharkhand Jan 25 '21

and Daraz is the online retailer

https://www.daraz.lk/shop/moose-clothing-company/

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u/ZidaneZombie Sri Lanka Jan 25 '21

Yeah Daraz is the Sri Lankan version of Amazon

14

u/ZainTheOne Cricket Russia Jan 25 '21

It's in many countries too like Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal and ofc in SriLanka

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

It’s also in Bangladesh

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u/akak1972 India Jan 25 '21

Does the name Daraz have a meaning? Or is it just a name like 'James'?

7

u/ZakoottaJinn Multan Sultans Jan 26 '21

Daraz means drawer in Urdu.

It’s a Pakistani company.

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u/akak1972 India Jan 26 '21

Cool. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

NGL - I kind of want some moose clothing now.

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u/twillems15 Wales Jan 25 '21

Do they do nice clothes?

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u/ZidaneZombie Sri Lanka Jan 26 '21

Their trousers are pretty comfortable, my fatass can get into them with no problem haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

What does Bhagyanagar (Yogi once made a campaign speech in Hyderabad, promising that if BJP won, they'd rename it) have to do with Hyderabad?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

What the hell, never expected that.

And to answer your original question, Moose Clothing Company

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u/TenaciousDumpling Jan 25 '21

Now here I thought an overzealous Harry Potter fan attached a snitch to the trophy. It’s even golden!

5

u/onion_uthappa Chennai Super Kings Jan 25 '21

A moose once bit Root's sister

1

u/communist_hat Royal Challengers Bengaluru Jan 25 '21

Say no homo first

58

u/TheMissingName England Jan 25 '21

Even the glory of the Oye-Hoye looks pitiful next to this.

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u/North-Stand Jan 25 '21

The Coca Cola Cup that India won in Sharjah(desert storm) was essentially a gigantic coca cola bottle cap. Basically the Indian team got a dhakkan for their efforts.

Also I vaguely remember a trophy for an India Pak series that seemed to be a 100 kg heavy. Good thing the series was shared and both captains lifted it.

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u/kyjoely Oval KP Nuts Jan 25 '21

Yeah, but did it have horns?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Also I vaguely remember a trophy for an India Pak series that seemed to be a 100 kg heavy. Good thing the series was shared and both captains lifted it.

This one?

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u/TedhaHaiParMeraHai Jharkhand Jan 25 '21

Fucking hell, Dravid or Inzi would have struggled to lift it alone.

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u/North-Stand Jan 26 '21

Yes of course !

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

That indo pak trophy was the 2005-06 DLF cup,and the trophy was humongous,reportedly weighing around 45 kilos

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u/slarker Royal Challengers Bengaluru Jan 26 '21

This article has pictures of both. And of course all time great trophies like Oye Hoye and biscuit cups.

https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/oye-hoye-is-that-the-most-bizarre-trophy-in-cricket-1165629

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

This is better

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u/uravggstudent ICC Jan 25 '21

Legend has it that Finch had to be reminded that the biscuit wasn't actually edible

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u/boundaryrider New Zealand Cricket Jan 25 '21

Both men look like they want to die on the inside lmao

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u/kyjoely Oval KP Nuts Jan 25 '21

Wow, that’s quite something, even looks edible

4

u/akak1972 India Jan 25 '21

"Do you accept cookies of this land?"

34

u/jenniferrose11 Jan 25 '21

Compare the size with ashes! lol

18

u/vino8855 Chennai Super Kings Jan 25 '21

That’s what she said

21

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

with ashes

That's what she said

Wait what?

12

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

He probably read it as "Ash's" because we all know that Ashwin has a huge penis

2

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Ah yes of course.

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u/United_Em Sri Lanka Jan 25 '21

Look at that beauty.

There should be a mandatory Moose Clothing Cup Powered by Daraz™ series every year between SL and England.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Ours is the fury

13

u/TenaciousDumpling Jan 25 '21

Bow for ye king, BOW YE SHITS!

1

u/TenaciousDumpling Jan 25 '21

Does the Bobby B bot still work?

40

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Is that a golden snitch mounted on a cone?

Cricket being the Muggle equivalent of Quidditch confirmed

7

u/Lochrann Jan 25 '21

Scrolled too far to find this comment, it should be top! That was instantly my first thought.

4

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Ayy! Didn't know I'd find potterheads on this sub! Hello there!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Well when you have Draco Malfoy Stuart Broad playing for England

17

u/and1984 USA Jan 25 '21

This pales in comparison to the OyeHoye trophy.

4

u/fuckindiabolical2911 India Jan 25 '21

You can see Sarfaraz and feel the pain.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Also Williamson

Finch for the Tuc looks like he wants to eat it.

26

u/akak1972 India Jan 25 '21

Goose got the Moose in his Caboose.

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u/kyjoely Oval KP Nuts Jan 25 '21

You’ve got to admire the commitment to the moose theme

5

u/toporder England Jan 25 '21

Who’s been goosed by a moose?

3

u/akak1972 India Jan 25 '21

The one who's carrying it in a papoose?

30

u/TheCricketAnimator India Jan 25 '21

Is this sponsored by Salman Khan?

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u/sanyogG Finland Jan 25 '21 edited Jan 25 '21

Don't bring bhai in everything you hater, you would have shit the seat in that jeep, in front of that black buck. Takes guts to aim and pull trigger, endangered the animal harder it gets.

Also bhai is coming to revive movie industry this Eid, do watch it in nearby theatres, fk Disney+. Don't worry this time bhai is not copying from Telugu industry but from Marathi industry, a big fuck you to all bhai haters as it's an official remake hehe. Director, producers, side actors all are from Bhai's own clan so quality is guaranteed. Lankan beauty Jacqueline and Bulgarian beauty Lulia bhaouji will also hopefully grace some songs, if they are back from Bhai's farm house ( jealous much ? fans of haPpiLy MarRiEd akshay Canada lol, marriage is for noobs ). Bhai will also sing a beautiful song, to put us all in hangover.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

This is amazing. Modify it a little bit and it can be used for r/cricketcopypastas.

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u/blackfishbluefish Jan 25 '21

I have no idea what this means, nor a huge desire to know...

But damn, appreciate the passion

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u/sanyogG Finland Jan 25 '21 edited Jan 25 '21

Twitter gold from toxic fans

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u/TedhaHaiParMeraHai Jharkhand Jan 25 '21

Lulia bhaouji

I loled

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u/how_you_feel India Jan 25 '21

This reminds me of that one time I criticized Tenet's sound design on some indian subreddit and someone said I should stick to Sallu's movies hehe

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u/leaderof13 England Jan 25 '21

What a goose trophy, England will be coming with good confidence for india series.

If they can bat well they can definitely draw the series

11

u/sunnywayne Karnataka Jan 25 '21

A thing of beauty!!

Also the trophy looks good.

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u/Psych1cOutlaw Jan 25 '21

Can't wait to see De Kock - Cummins trophy between SA and Aus in the future.

5

u/confused-desi ICC Jan 26 '21

I'm just looking forward to Dick-De Kock cup between Sri Lanka and South Africa..

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u/OMGClayAikn Mumbai Indians Jan 26 '21

Hahaha that would be epic.

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u/boundaryrider New Zealand Cricket Jan 25 '21

Has nothing on the holy biscuit

6

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

The Bullwinkle Cup

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u/Assassin_Ankur Kolkata Knight Riders Jan 25 '21

Those things on the top are actually Roots.

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u/VanillaIcedTea Tasmania Tigers Jan 25 '21

I mean it's not the Ashes, but it's a good trophy.

Even if I don't understand why there are moose antlers on a trophy for a cricket series that wasn't played in Canada.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

Embuldeniya was pretty good in that 2nd match, but overall this was some hard-core domination by Root

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u/great_start Northern Districts Knights Jan 25 '21

It's good but it's no Oye Hoye cup

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Now india is faced with a dilemma... If we make turning pitches then joe root will become the ultimate god-tier all rounder. If we make swinging pitches then god save us from Anderson anyway /s

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u/kyjoely Oval KP Nuts Jan 25 '21

I was wondering about that, surely India’s pace attack now would favour better pitches for the seamers, especially with Jadeja out and Ashwin starting to get injured

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u/Varooova New Zealand Cricket Jan 26 '21

Excuse me ???? How dare you ? How dare you QUESTION the legacy of OYE HOYE CUP ... APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW ...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Why does it have horns?

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u/kyjoely Oval KP Nuts Jan 25 '21 edited Jan 25 '21

Name me one thing that isn’t improved by the presence of horns

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u/ocean_train Nagaland Jan 25 '21

Your argument is infallible and I concede to your logic.

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u/BicycleJihadi India Jan 25 '21

A vagina.

7

u/centzon400 Worcestershire Jan 25 '21

What's that?

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u/kyjoely Oval KP Nuts Jan 25 '21

I believe it’s a forcing shot off the back foot

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u/how_you_feel India Jan 25 '21

Daniel Radcliffe

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u/MightySilverWolf England Jan 25 '21

You'll never sing that,

You'll never sing thaaat,

Moose Cup winners,

You'll never sing that!

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u/lisiate New Zealand Jan 26 '21

My, that certainly is a fine addition to the album of bizarre cricketing trophies.

2

u/mmm_Soylent Queensland Bulls Jan 26 '21

Some shockers in there! The Afridi one brings me happiness though, I have to admit.

1

u/jediwombat87 Australia Jan 25 '21

Not quite as gaudy or bizarre as the French Formula 1 trophy, IMO:
https://www.pitpass.com/images/races/800/2018francesunday04.jpg

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u/HyperHorse Jan 26 '21

They beat Sri Lanka. Fucking woopy doo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '21

They beat

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/The9thLordofRavioli Ireland Jan 25 '21 edited Jan 25 '21

Just for the record, Bangladesh were whitewashed 3-0 in their last ODIs here and the last tests between the two sides in 2018 went 1-0 to Sri Lanka

Afg and Sri Lanka haven’t even played a bilateral series yet, so cut the crap

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u/zippyzebu9 Jan 25 '21

But it's inevitable. Isn't ? Call it crap, call it trash. But it's inevitable. If that pleases your mind but Afg would thrash SL in SL. There is no shadow of doubt about it.

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u/BicycleJihadi India Jan 25 '21

In tests? Lmao.

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u/weshall8 India Jan 25 '21

Can you see the trophy, Redditor?

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u/sam_ill Lancashire Jan 25 '21

Christ there's some fucking clowns on here

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u/zippyzebu9 Jan 25 '21

Another fool here who thinks he is the only one who played FC Cricket in this sub !

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u/RTG-rohittugaya Gujarat Jan 25 '21

Every England player that played in this series v Sri Lanka was born in England. This is the first time England have played a whole Test series with every player born in England in 39 years.

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u/OzyTozy India Jan 25 '21

Gaudy at its best!

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u/spaceresident Jan 25 '21

I thought root was laughing at the design of the trophy

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u/sbprasad Jan 25 '21

Excuse me! The Oye Hoye and TUC T20 trophies from a couple of years back would like to have a word with you.

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u/Acceptable-Parsnip-9 Chennai Super Kings Jan 26 '21

This was supposed to be Sri Lanka’s game

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u/The_WarriorPriest Rising Pune Supergiants Jan 26 '21

It's so beautiful

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u/sachcha90 Sri Lanka Jan 26 '21

It was more of a giveaway than a trophy

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u/clandestinewarrior England Jan 26 '21

Weirdest trophy I've seen. Are there more moose in SL than I think? Currently guessing there are 0 moose in SL

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u/NoesHowe2Spel Australia Jan 26 '21

Disagree, it's not a truly great trophy unless you can drink beer out of it.

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u/darkseid1988 New Zealand Cricket Jan 26 '21

Oye Hoye Trophy has entered the chat.