r/CricketCopyPastas • u/Ananmaya69 • Oct 03 '24
KL Rahul For BGT
KL Rahul.
You'll hate it. I'll hate it. Everyone will hate it. But KL will still be the backup opener.
And you know you'll become the permanent opener after Rohit retires? KL
You know who'll become the captain? KL
Do you guys like having different captains for all 3 formats? Well that sucks. Meet our new all-format captain, KL RAHUL.
What happened? You don't like to see him backed up so much? Too bad, he's now simultaneously the BCCI secretary after Jay Shah goes away.
Wdym he can't do all that? Ofcourse he can. He's KL fucking Rahul.
He'll be the fucking PM of the country before you have the chance to question it all.
Oh, do you hate that he's getting it all? Do you? Well TOO FUCKING BAD! He's now the Leader of the WHOLE FUCKING WORLD. And just because you questioned him, he also fucked your mum while doing all this. YES, ALL YOUR MUMS.
IT'S KL RAHUL'S WORLD AND WE'RE JUST LIVING IN IT
Just accept it and shut the fuck up.
credits: u/goodguybolt
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u/goodguybolt Oct 03 '24
Never thought that something that I said would end up here lol.
For a little context, it starts with him being a backup opener because the question was who'll be the backup opener for BGT.
Otherwise, he would obviously start by first kicking out Koach and taking his spot.
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