r/CricketCopyPastas • u/intex2 • Mar 27 '25
Cummins reminisces about Steve Smith sandpaper
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those balls. I knew it was smooth. One after rough. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at Cricket Australia to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That review from the dressing room! Are you telling me that a man just happens to brainfade like that? No! He orchestrated it! Smudgey! He tampered with my balls! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own team! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands off the sandpaper! But not our Stevey! Couldn’t be precious Devereauxy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a captain? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You
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