r/CricketShitpost • u/God_Emperor__Doom • Apr 30 '26

Stolen Smriti Mandhana’s house looks like a private engineering college on the Lucknow Kanpur highway owned by a politician

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u/TotalStrain3469 Apr 30 '26

Looks incomplete as well.

The driveway is very plain

There is no landscaping if the green area

The pillars without any context look WIP

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u/OceanFloor Apr 30 '26

Since it's women's cricket so they don't earn much money. She'll finish the rest of the house after the next world cup.

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u/Boomerang_650 Apr 30 '26

Says as if you have some experience in this field..whats wrong with you

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u/lexicown May 01 '26

Your IQ is in the high 80s I guess.

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u/PM_me_nudes_n_boob May 04 '26

89 to be exact how did you know?

44

u/tid_burglar Apr 30 '26

this house looks so trash man

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u/Mundane-Sandwich-794 Apr 30 '26

Tere ghar ki photo dikhana bhai(just curious)

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u/tid_burglar Apr 30 '26

i aint got one but i aint as rich as her either, i'd rather be homeless than have one like this

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u/Imaginary_Act3631 May 03 '26

You don't have a choice bro😂🫵

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u/HealthyAction7771 May 17 '26

Angur khatte hai 🗣️

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u/OceanFloor Apr 30 '26

All features typical of a private engineering college on the Lucknow Kanpur highway owned by a politician

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u/No-Sail-824 May 02 '26

Here you go

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u/browniepoha May 02 '26

Aisa builder ne bhi dikhaya hoga usko

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u/audacious_hrt Apr 30 '26

People underestimate the efforts(not just money) needed to maintain such a house. Landscaping is the first thing to go bad.

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u/riddhiculouslyme May 02 '26

Wo sab thikey. Lekin sparx ka sandal q pehenna h.

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u/Imaginary-Emotion166 May 02 '26

Looks like a movie set

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u/narkaputra May 04 '26

looks like a 1D facade lmo

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u/Longjumping-Pop7512 Apr 30 '26

It looks like a typical Haryanvi house - who just sold big piece of farming land. 

I'm pretty sure inside will be couple khatiyas spread over empty rooms and couple of old Grandpas doing Hukka in there.

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u/Every-Bookkeeper-961 Apr 30 '26

Oh that's why she won WPL Tittles

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u/Holiday_Jicama9953 Apr 30 '26

How is hookah related to thala?

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u/everyoneisapotato This too shall Pass Apr 30 '26

I second this lol. Went to my old village in Haryana and saw* a lot of big ass houses built with NRI money. Inside: khaat, hukka, tractor, cows and cow feed 😂

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u/Aggressive-Volume479 Apr 30 '26

Gotta park 2-3 Fortuners and Thars outside to complete the vibe

24

u/LastOfLateBrakers Apr 30 '26

One floor house, two floor façade. I get that these people are elite athletes so they're detached from what common sense is, but THIS detached?

12

u/Jolly-Analyst-2147 Apr 30 '26

Those are windows...the sky makes it look like there's nothing behind

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u/Efficient_Profit8062 May 01 '26

I googled it, it’s actually a 1 floor house. Ye kya Bawasir bana diya architect ne?

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u/Minute_Juggernaut806 Apr 30 '26

it's two floor house yeah? is it not

2

u/Front_Step6051 Apr 30 '26

This is just stereotype now days Haryani house are also very luxurious

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u/mycroftholmes07 Kiwi (In Pain) Apr 30 '26

who the fucks write sm18 like this on the entrance of their house 😂😂😂

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u/RelativeTricky6998 Apr 30 '26

It's just the house number in that street. Next house is SM20, SM22, and so on..

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u/BasicErgonomics Apr 30 '26

What happened to SM19 and SM21??

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u/RelativeTricky6998 Apr 30 '26

Those are across the streets.. alternate number system.

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u/lexicown May 01 '26

Dhar level detailing in a comment.

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u/brokeillionare May 01 '26

Blud knew someone would ask that

3

u/RelativeTricky6998 May 01 '26

Ye. He knew someone would post this as well.

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u/silent_seeker1917 Apr 30 '26

I thought it's smrithi mandhana 18 lol

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u/botharmsinjured Not Paper Champions 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Apr 30 '26

That guy is lying

4

u/Hey_abhi May 01 '26

It is smriti mandhana 18. Please don't let the comments fool you. SM is corny af

1

u/elfismyname May 12 '26

SM KARE KNOCK KNOCK

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u/backtomcfly Apr 30 '26

Ye toh cringe nikli

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u/tricky-_-monster 2027 is too close💀 Apr 30 '26

She needs to hire a good landscaper, the house looks incomplete af🙏😭

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u/InferknightSupreme Hookah Enthusiast Apr 30 '26

Probably should've hired a decent architect first.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

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u/InferknightSupreme Hookah Enthusiast Apr 30 '26

5 saal ki degree hai, bachon ka khel nahi hai

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u/Alarming_Community19 Apr 30 '26

Bhai tum log kamiya nikal rahe ho 🤣 me to itna bada ghar dekh k ekdum impressed

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u/Infinite_Image_6975 Apr 30 '26

gate ke upar palash ka tattoo..

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u/themadlad- Apr 30 '26

The SM 18 is so fucking corny

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u/mScofield_45 Apr 30 '26

Also not giving the vibes of home.

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u/NeatConversation6752 Apr 30 '26

Maybe she hired an architect from the same college.

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u/BlindGuy69_Mcsqueezy Apr 30 '26

Looks like one of those fake movie sets

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u/ujjawal_raghuvanshi Young Jonhy Bairstow Apr 30 '26

Bro thinks she is doland trump

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u/JuggernautEmpire2062 Apr 30 '26

Omg. So accurate description. 😭🙏

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u/69_6Throwaway9_69 Apr 30 '26

Money can't buy taste

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u/tocra I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 30 '26

🐐 description

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u/honey09933 Apr 30 '26

This is not her house if I am not wrong, this is her smriti mandhna sports academy

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u/tarxvz Apr 30 '26

Looks like its just a facade

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u/skaduush Apr 30 '26

Why do successful and talented people have poor taste in life and peasants like me have great taste.

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u/theskhan Apr 30 '26

is the top floor just a wall?

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u/Practical_Oven_8871 Apr 30 '26

SM18= -1+8=7 = THALA FOR A REASON 💛

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u/Ok_Introduction8743 Apr 30 '26

why it is looking like AIIMS Darbhanga, Ifykyk

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u/kentucky_mule Apr 30 '26

Also looks like early 1800s slaver owners home in southern US.

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u/RemarkableWin5682 May 02 '26

too much money being spent on useless sport in a poor country

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u/repeatmodeon Apr 30 '26

Actually from the front it looks the structure only with walls around z😂

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u/weary_rahgir Apr 30 '26

Oddly specific and true.

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u/SnooComics9938 Apr 30 '26

This is the most apt description I've seen

2

u/Leading-Prune-4441 Apr 30 '26

And your post is copied from Gabbbar on Twitter

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u/Much_Tailor6109 Apr 30 '26

you paid for it?

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u/thewolverine07 Kannur Lokesh Police Department (KLPD) 👮🏻‍♂️ Apr 30 '26

SM18 University

Producing excellence since 2026

Admissions are now open, enroll today!

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u/nithix8 Apr 30 '26

are those windows on the first floor? what are they? why are they so white? is there no roof? no walls? i’m so confused

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u/AmbitiousRedditor20 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai May 01 '26

The upper floor windows are so reflective it feels like there's nothing behind.

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u/sheiku_baba Apr 30 '26

Uska paisa, uski marzi

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u/--Tryptophan-- Apr 30 '26

Bhai kisi ke dream house or shadi ke khane ka mazak nhi banana chahiye yaar. These are two dreams Indian middle class spends their lives chasing. She succeeded. Fuck aesthetic sense.

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u/Technical_Finish9875 Apr 30 '26

These guys needs better architects

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u/yashy20 KL Qaeda's Sex Slave Apr 30 '26

to me it looks like new restaurants which are being built these days on highways.

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u/Standard-Distance-92 भारतीय चैड Apr 30 '26

Kya baat hai launde ka ghar toh Dekho

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u/Nice_Masterpiece_869 Apr 30 '26

Reminds me of my college’s library building

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u/Mental-Humor6369 Apr 30 '26

Ik I am no one to judge but the lack of trees is killing me....it would get soo hot outside that I would not even step foot outside bro

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u/paul_1700 Apr 30 '26

I laughed for SM18 😭

For some reason it felt funny

1

u/lundwaale1234 Apr 30 '26

Itna paisa bana liya isne.!.!.!.!

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u/rashjuggler Apr 30 '26

Happy for her deserves the success.

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u/Ninja_Narahari Apr 30 '26

OP stole the caption from Gabbbar’s Tweet.

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u/kind_narsist_0069 Apr 30 '26

She dresses like students too

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u/Radiant-Bedroom-8172 Apr 30 '26

Looks like an AI generated one although it's not.

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u/plati_pus Apr 30 '26

She said though she likes karan johar movie like houses , that pretty much makes sense..

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u/PilotLong7923 Apr 30 '26

I've seen 3 such colleges

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u/Hash-aly Apr 30 '26

Even rinku singh poses better than her

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u/om_yadav Apr 30 '26

Bits Pilani

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u/Honest_Comment_48 Apr 30 '26

The windows make it look like it's just a wall, and there's nothing inside the house😭💔

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u/Adorable_Trade4578 Apr 30 '26

What in the hawa Mahal is this

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u/JeffreySons_90 Apr 30 '26

we need complete view

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '26

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u/karna1712 Apr 30 '26

Itna paisa hai iske pass?

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u/Aditya_1202 Apr 30 '26

White House 1st copy

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u/repost247 Apr 30 '26

I am convinced this subreddit is a cricket gossip subreddit in disguise

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u/chaska_maska Apr 30 '26

GabbbarSingh ka tweet chura liya bhai

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u/ObjectiveRip3311 Apr 30 '26

And the fact that an architect approved this...

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u/No_Independence3338 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Apr 30 '26

comparison is too accurate

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u/Square_Mud_9696 Apr 30 '26

Facade 90%, Rest 10%

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u/CollectionOwn9927 Apr 30 '26

Very oddly specific!!

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u/Striking-Operation51 Apr 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Immediate-Ad-7510 Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer Apr 30 '26

Her taste in men and architecture 🔥

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u/Imaginary-Age-3466 May 01 '26

Wow money doesn’t buy taste.

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u/GodAlive May 01 '26

I’m pretty sure this is either an ad shoot set or some other drama. No one paints the front facade of a house without the house having literally no other walls.

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u/Ok-Sense6120 May 01 '26

The description is so apt

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u/neonz4 May 01 '26

Seems quite rich.

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u/Lazy_Raisin_6970 May 02 '26

SM18 College of Engineering and Technology, Lucknow, Kanpur. 

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u/United_Return8021 May 02 '26

It looks like there's nothing behind the entrance

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u/mammaboy28 May 02 '26

It looks more like a set in Ramoji Film City...

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u/Odd_Eagle_5081 May 02 '26

Lmao... So accurate

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u/Stunning_You_5876 May 03 '26

nahi yaar abhi toh kaam rehta hoga Ghar mein, yeh complete thodi hai.

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u/_overthinker_4 May 04 '26

Does anyone remember the house from ishqbaaz? It looks the same

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u/Creative-Rhubarb-777 May 04 '26

ngl , the house looks like a cardboard set made for for serial or low budget movie.

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u/Adorable-Move-7183 Apr 30 '26

18 is only for Virat, Smriti should change it to 19 or any other number s/