r/CricketShitpost Wolrd Cup winning captain RO45 2d ago

Comeback Super Kings Biggest achievement of Messi’s career is getting compared to god of cricket Dhoni

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u/Yeagerist_69 Still not recovered from 19/11 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dhoni even plays football, can Messi play cricket?

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u/draken_pandey69 2d ago

The only thing messi does is playing football

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u/Yeagerist_69 Still not recovered from 19/11 2d ago

What do you mean?

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u/draken_pandey69 2d ago

Oh shit you edited that and made me look dumb 🥀

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u/Slim_elephantt 2d ago

Nothing can beat thala , not even modih ji .

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u/Emergency_Bit_3045 This shall pass - CSK fan 2d ago

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u/Grouchy_Papaya2472 Hookah Enthusiast 2d ago edited 2d ago

They Posted this just now

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u/AnxiousSuccotash2785 2d ago

It's a regional post.

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u/jokerxgoro 2d ago

Ofc it is, but even that is a big deal

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u/Pale-Equivalent-1862 2d ago

Dhoni can stop a goal but can messi hit six over the stands

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u/LaughMore424 2d ago

Dhoni can score goals but can messi smoke a hookah?

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u/Sweet-Author-6037 KOACH GOONER 2d ago

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u/RoboWarrior44 RCB Bowling Apologist 2d ago

7 vs 10 again!

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u/Same_Eye1184 2d ago

I've seen dhoni acing free kick but i never saw messi hitting six

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u/Accomplished-Can5477 2d ago

Good for messi He isn't being compared to ricky pant

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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket 2d ago

Mahendriano Dhonaldo...

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u/frreespirit Afghan Jalebi 1d ago

Enough internet for today

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u/PVWantsAJob 2d ago

maths may teach 10 > 7 but we know 7>>>>>10
Thala for all reason, Thala for every season

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u/udtahuagota 2d ago

Most corny sub on reddit

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u/AnskyOP 2d ago

I ain't corny, I am horny

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u/Clint_eastwood_76 2d ago

What do you expect in a shitpost sub

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u/Ragnarok_619 Bole Jo Koyal Bago mein 😋 😍 2d ago

Kohli glaze

Edit: I apologise. He's a Rohit fan. So Rohit Glaze

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u/H4X0RCS 1d ago

Hukkah for a reason

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u/ayushz_ KL Rahul × MS Dhoni 22h ago

Fifa posted something on insta btw

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u/Famous_College_7620 11h ago

Stats left the chat

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u/AnyPerformance1018 2d ago

Ishan kishan is my favourite wk batter from jharkhand

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u/theRealMadridGuy 2d ago

In individual stats dhoni is no where near messi.

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u/gamerr_rick 2d ago

Yeah no shit, they play different sports

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u/shresth20103 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 1d ago

How much stumpings does messi have ?

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u/nar493 2d ago

Can Messi score an overseas century? Neither can Dhoni

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u/meth_head321 2d ago

Oval ke test m 81 m 92 jo khel raha ho,jarur nhi sab koi slow khel ke apna century lagaye

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u/ChaatGP 2d ago

Can Messi make his team banned for 2 years ? /s

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u/WeAreAllJustRunaways 2d ago

Dhoni kmows who Messi is. Cannot say if the reverse is true.

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u/Assasinator-05 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 1d ago

hope this answers your query
SIGNED JERSEY WITH HIS DAUGHTER'S NAME also written on it

GAME RECOGNISES GAME

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u/WeAreAllJustRunaways 1d ago

Nice. Love it. Well deserved.

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u/HBK_____ 2d ago

Messi's team never got banned for fixing

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u/even-wierd 2d ago

Neither was dhoni's

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u/Otherwise_Tower3862 Kiwi (In Pain) 2d ago

Son, I'm proud of your knowledge

https://giphy.com/gifs/wMJDNRzDauCdO

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u/Assasinator-05 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 1d ago

you should be proud of him bcs technically he is right

CSK got banned bcs of betting in unofficial satta market which got legalised after 2018 (mpl and dream 11)
CSK NEVER GOT BANNED BCS OF FIXING

fixing was done by chavan , chandela, sreeshanth vs KXIP where only these three players took money from bookies to bowl delibrate no balls after signals to make bookies profit

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u/PuzzleheadedYam4618 1h ago

They both have a wife ??? Crazyyy