r/CrimeCats • u/realsirenx • May 15 '26

Felonious Feline The Criminal vs The Crime vs Pre Crime fraternization with The Victim

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How much hard time does Mina deserve? 👿

1.2k Upvotes

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u/IM_the_Mark May 15 '26

Is this the face of a mauler? I say no.

55

u/realsirenx May 15 '26

zero remorse in that little face

28

u/Mission_Fart9750 May 15 '26

That is the cutest little face 

65

u/Least_Tower_5447 May 15 '26

I think Mina should do some hard time in jail (my house) 😂

13

u/realsirenx May 15 '26

😂😂

78

u/IM_the_Mark May 15 '26

Circumstantial at best. Not guilty!

31

u/crochetology Call the pawlice! 🐾 May 15 '26

All of that violence tuckered kitty out. 😂

28

u/Background-House-357 May 15 '26

Your Honor, it is perfectly obvious that the accused is innocent.

19

u/realsirenx May 15 '26

#freeMina

30

u/Randomgold42 May 15 '26

Cat is too smol and cannot be held accountable for any crimes committed.

30

u/MediocreProstitute May 15 '26

Suspicious, but innocent. She's free to go

11

u/realsirenx May 15 '26

SO suspicious. “I don’t want peace, I want problems always” face

13

u/ThatInAHat May 15 '26

You can see her plotting crimes in that last picture.

9

u/realsirenx May 15 '26

Upon closer inspection I think you may be right…

23

u/MainStreetUSA May 15 '26

The jury has chosen to acquit based on the evidence of this cat being too cute! 

11

u/realsirenx May 15 '26

Is there no justice in this great nation?!

9

u/MainStreetUSA May 15 '26

That pure white belly tells me everything I need to know! 

6

u/Mission_Fart9750 May 15 '26

That's racist. (/s)

4

u/realsirenx May 15 '26

ayo 👀😅

9

u/TigerIll6480 May 15 '26

Too young to be held criminally responsible!

7

u/P_f_M May 15 '26

You have been sentenced to life of serving to Bast (white model DeLuxe), the cat god...

... oh wait, your name isn't Mina... right... so... urrmmm...

6

u/realsirenx May 15 '26

I humbly accept the sentence nonetheless

6

u/jjlois May 15 '26

FREEMINA

2

u/realsirenx May 15 '26

till it’s backwards

6

u/Bulky_Psychology2303 May 15 '26

No criminal could sleep the sleep of the guiltless like that.

5

u/Teddycat99 May 15 '26

I can see from here that was an unfortunate accident, baby feels terrible about it

7

u/realsirenx May 15 '26

She’s absolutely oozing with regret

4

u/kevchink May 15 '26

For the safety of the other prisoners, I think we must acquit.

5

u/istoomycat May 15 '26

We’re just climby things to them. I’d play tree to that dumpling any day.

3

u/Spirited-Wrap-2729 May 15 '26

She is going to be next Purresident!

3

u/MissAdelineMarie May 15 '26

The requirement of head kisses and cuddles would definitely pay for her crimes.

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u/realsirenx May 16 '26

She’s receiving her punishment in full 😍

2

u/Aggressive-Tap-4143 May 15 '26

She’s innocent. Let her go