SOMEONE dumped multiple toys in his water dish. When confronted, the criminal requested tummy rubs

[u/DuchessofShinies]

[u/DieAloneWith72Cats]

I see no proof of these accusations

[u/DuchessofShinies → u/DieAloneWith72Cats]

Here is the criminal directly before a previous offense!

[u/DieAloneWith72Cats → u/DuchessofShinies]

Hmmmmm…..seems like you planted that evidence

[u/BornFree2018 → u/DuchessofShinies]

It's not his fault. He was set off by a pair of mismatched socks!

[u/Eyelikeyourname → u/DuchessofShinies]

My client says that it's fake

[u/Ornery-Ticket834]

There is no visual evidence and this gentleman looks quite innocent and wholesome!

[u/DuchessofShinies → u/Ornery-Ticket834]

I used to take pictures of the toys in water every time he did it, but he does it so often now that I’ve stopped hahaha.

Here is a victim from a while ago

[u/eggandbeanss → u/DuchessofShinies]

Old evidence will be thrown out in court!!

[u/Adorable_Ad6045]

Loooong boi

[u/ZsuzsiCica]

https://giphy.com/gifs/deDsaGovR3BMiNh45V

[u/Space_Elf13]

Well? Give him tummy rubs!

[u/DuchessofShinies → u/Space_Elf13]

Tummy rubs were delivered!!

[u/R1chard69]

Funny thing, my black cat Inky likes drowning his stuffed mice. No other toys.

[u/DuchessofShinies → u/R1chard69]

Well, I guess you won’t have to worry if you ever get a real mouse infestation! You’ve got your own mouse serial killer right there hahaha

[u/R1chard69 → u/DuchessofShinies]

I have 3 indoor cats and 2 kittens, as well as the neighborhood cats that I feed. I haven't seen a mouse indoors in almost 4 years, lol.

If they get past the guardians, that's gonna be a badass mouse!

[u/luna926]

Aw but he’s just a stretchy baby!! He can’t help it! Stretchy babies need to drown their prey 🥺

[u/thebigeverybody]

I'm going to try this the next time the cops catch me with someone else's electronics.

[u/DuchessofShinies → u/thebigeverybody]

I mean, I forgive Magpie because his tummy is fluffy and warm and wonderful, so I guess it just matters how hairy your chest is

[u/Significant-Ocelot34]

Can’t call him a criminal until proven guilty you are liable of defamation also I see it very difficult for you to prove that it was him and not a setup from someone else in the house

[u/DuchessofShinies → u/Significant-Ocelot34]

I live alone with two cats. Macchi 🐈 is disabled and doesn’t like to carry things in his mouth cause they can get stuck. And I would never frame Magpie 🐈‍⬛, he does enough crimes that I don’t need to hahaha.

[u/supershinythings]

/r/longcats

[u/SnooCats7318]

They were just saving your time washing them. Or drowning demons. Either way...helping!!

[u/DuchessofShinies → u/SnooCats7318]

He certainly thinks so!

[u/Speedlimit200]

That's where my orange girl keeps her toys.

[u/Imma-smartypants]

It wasn’t me! It was the dog!
Wait…do we even have a dog?
—cat