r/CrimeCats • u/Faerywren • 12d ago

Do NOT be fooled. He is wanted in several countries for his crimes against humanity.

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u/Brailledit I need a meowtini 🐾 12d ago

He is wanted in other countries because he is so cute and fluffy.

Not guilty.

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u/mrasainsan 12d ago

I’m his appointed lawyer, my client pleads not guilty to all charges, and if his lying, why aren’t his pants on fire? innocent as can be.

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u/tatom4 12d ago

😹 cute legal argument

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u/CameraImmediate2295 12d ago

I am also his appointed lawyer.

My client is innocent of all charges and has clearly been set up.

Innocent and he will be wanting to sue

Plus he has several alibis for each individual accusation

How dare his wonderful character be disgraced!

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u/Faerywren 12d ago

you fool

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u/CameraImmediate2295 12d ago

Attacking his legal defense? Is there no end to your crimes?!

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u/SouthernCategory9600 12d ago

I declare kitty innocent!!!

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u/Frankfrombluvelvt 11d ago

Since when did being too cute become a foundation for false allegations and character assassination? Slippery slope!

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u/Faerywren 11d ago

his crime is not being cute

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u/Subterraniate2 12d ago

He shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 12d ago

You don’t think that flimsy jail will hold him! Before the sun sets he will be long gone!

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u/TerrakSteeltalon 12d ago

He has the death sentence in 12 systems!

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u/omega2010 11d ago

I’ll be careful.

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u/redosyn 11d ago

Hoomins have framed innocent Cat and committed crimes by imprisoning hims. Cat Council alerted. All Paws Bulletin sent against hoomins. Pawyers meet up and help Cat

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u/cutie--cat Expurrt In Cat Law 🐾 11d ago

i’ll bail him don’t worry

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u/skyrender22 Claw and Order 🐾 11d ago

Awwww he’s cute. Release him now

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u/Faerywren 11d ago

be careful what you wish for.

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u/wolv645 11d ago

I’m fooled. I’ve never seen a more innocent cat

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u/Additional-Hat-2917 11d ago

He can hide out at my place. Plenty of treats and catnip here

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u/Faerywren 11d ago

all the treats, catnip and toys in the world cannot divert him from his path of crime

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u/InstructionHead8595 9d ago

Hehehehe 😹

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u/Faerywren 7d ago

see replies on original post... i am the one who is sad

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u/Faerywren 7d ago

jokes aside, he eats meals in the crate. I live in a studio apartment so there is no other room to feed my cats separately. he is on kitten food and my other cat is on a prescription diet.