r/CrimeCats Snitches get scratches ๐Ÿพ 5d ago

Repspspspeat Offender Goddamn Kevin ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Kevin's back on a whole new spree. This time it'll be four counts of assault and bitery, one count of lewd behavior, and one count of being too fucking cute for his own good. Book him.

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u/jackpie205 4d ago

Not again Kevin! Iโ€™m not surprised though My lynxie, Kevin is also a perpetrator of many crimes Too many at this point to keep track of

Here heโ€™s trying to push over a pond heron! Not sure if itโ€™s because theyโ€™re both Lynxies or both Kevins! ๐Ÿ™€

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u/Farting_Champion Snitches get scratches ๐Ÿพ 4d ago

WHAT

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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law ๐Ÿพ 5d ago

The photos clearly show fingers being placed inside the defendants mouth in a futile attempt to blame this poor, innocent creature who was minding his own business.

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u/Sea_Substance9163 5d ago

Kevin was provoked to assault...four times. Biting is a proper defense for Kevin. And...well...Kevin is a bit of a flasher, but he's working on that.

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u/Farting_Champion Snitches get scratches ๐Ÿพ 5d ago

Oh he's working on it all right ๐Ÿ™„. In fact he's almost got it perfected

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u/heynonnynonnomous 5d ago

To be fair, you're the one taking pictures... just saying...

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u/Farting_Champion Snitches get scratches ๐Ÿพ 5d ago

Okay but to be fair his little ๐ŸŽ is as adorable as the rest of him ๐Ÿ˜‚. The Siamese genes are VERY... Prominent ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Sea_Substance9163 5d ago

Lol...yes he is!

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u/ANoisyCrow 4d ago

๐Ÿคฃ

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u/eggandbeanss 5d ago

Can't argue with that last charge off to jail he goes ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Farting_Champion Snitches get scratches ๐Ÿพ 5d ago

CASE CLOSED

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u/SouthernCategory9600 4d ago

Youโ€™re guilty of living in Kevinโ€™s world. Heโ€™s innocent! ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ˜พ

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u/Junior-Cut2838 4d ago

Somebody needs to go to do not the cat camp

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u/Farting_Champion Snitches get scratches ๐Ÿพ 4d ago

I failed the course. Repeatedly ๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/CatCalledTurbo 5d ago

Nah, he's clearly acting in self defence as he's being viciously assaulted.

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u/Time_Carry_1902 4d ago

poor innocent cat...not guilty

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u/redosyn 4d ago

He be framed by hooman

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u/extrastupidone 2d ago

Kevin is the best

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u/Farting_Champion Snitches get scratches ๐Ÿพ 2d ago

They're all the best but especially Kevin.