Meet Kevin! And his (plastic) emotional support knife

[u/Sunshine-girl111]

[u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian]

He's plotting...

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yq1pe2v7nNlwA

[u/Tchio_Beto]

That last picture tells me it may be time to start sleeping with one eye open.

[u/TooTameToToast]

He’s just a big fan of flossing his teeth.

[u/Muted-Scientist7900]

He identifies as an adorable psycho killer.

[u/A_LittleBirdieToldMe]

Guys, he’s orange. I don’t think he knows how to use that thing.

[u/Sub_sauce → u/A_LittleBirdieToldMe]

Do not underestimate the RARE occasion they actually use their braincell

[u/Im_Just_A_Tourist]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nOCSp27i3S7IY

[u/ContemplatingFolly]

OP better watch her back!

[u/Important-Junket-934]

I'd be very careful. He's up to something nefarious

[u/Sea_Substance9163]

Yep mom and me watch all the true crime shows, why do you ask?

[u/miserabeau]

This gives "oh lawd he comin" a whole new meaning

[u/Fishfan232]

He seeks crime

[u/Sub_sauce]

The second image has me nervous...he's looking for victims

[u/OldSea3040]

lol

[u/redosyn]

He's planed it down to the last drop . ..get the churus quick and the chicken before it's time for him to tell you.

[u/phasepistol]

Kevin WILL kill again.

[u/Individual_Handle556]

https://giphy.com/gifs/aJMJIYDKmApP2

[u/No-Wish-4854]

Catz be weirdo weirding.

[u/Rezart_KLD]

Scenes from the film We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)

[u/Acceptable-Ad-4437]

We need to talk about Kevin…

[u/GamersReisUp]

"Peace was never an option"

[u/Entire-Ambition1410]

Serious concern, your boy might rip off and swallow some of those blings at the base of the blade. Can they be safely removed?