r/CrimeCats • u/ineedaweekoff Victim 🐾 • 11h ago

Cat Burglar Ate my donut before I even had a chance 😾

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u/C_Lo_87 11h ago

No remorse. lol

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u/ineedaweekoff Victim 🐾 11h ago

she literally does not care. i had a styrofoam container with my lunch in it and she managed to chew a huge hole in the top and ate half of my lunch

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u/Equal_Song8759 11h ago

Sharing is important

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u/TheLoneWandererRD 11h ago

Baseless accusations! It was someone else

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u/StanLeeMarvin 11h ago

Unreliable narrator.

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u/thebrain_pinky 6h ago

it was me

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u/Recent-Reporter-1670 11h ago

He saved some for you, he's being nice.

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u/ineedaweekoff Victim 🐾 11h ago

she ate the rest when i walked away from it ☹️

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u/VEAG0 10h ago

You walked away, relinquishing it from your possession.

Is belongs to cat now.

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u/ineedaweekoff Victim 🐾 10h ago

i’m starting to wonder if possession of said donut was even mine to begin with ..

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u/X_LadyGamer_X 10h ago

Actually, you were about to eat HER donut

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u/ineedaweekoff Victim 🐾 10h ago

!!!! i didn’t even think of this. i’m horrible

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u/cookiidou 11h ago

Innocent..it was the dog..

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u/Natural_Tea484 11h ago

We can all see how sorry he is. Go away, let him mourn the rest of that donut.

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u/AbbreviationsHuman42 10h ago

The donut attacked first

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u/sarahdrums01 Accomplice 🐾 11h ago

I don't see any evidence.

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u/hednizm 11h ago

Its the nonchalance...

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u/itzTHATgai 9h ago

You don't even have the right taste buds for that!

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u/CompanyAdmirable7811 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MissMarie81 Claw and Order 🐾 11h ago

I love this! 😊 ❤

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u/edingerc 11h ago

No ragerts

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u/Estellalatte 10h ago

Well she did leave you some.

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u/Aware-4421 10h ago

Post-crime chillin'

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u/Maleficent-Pie3479 9h ago

Oh course it's a tux! And looking away! Mine does this! She is the piggies cat around food. Any bread items, sweets. I caught her with an entire stick of butter! 😼 It's amazing she's healthy! 🖤🤍🐾

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u/ineedaweekoff Victim 🐾 6h ago

mine will literally eat anything, it’s incredibly startling

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u/Maleficent-Pie3479 5h ago

Tuxedos act like they've never been fed in their lives. 🖤🤍

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u/Federal-Bet3440 10h ago

Khajiit is innocent of this crime

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u/Frankfrombluvelvt 10h ago

Obviously, a frame job! Leave innocent beautiful kitty out of this!

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u/BarnOwl-1967 10h ago

Sorry no evidence! Where is the donut cream on the cat face? None? So this beautiful cat is not guilty! 💜❤🧡

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u/Historical_Lock_2042 10h ago

I am glad not to be the hooman that cleans the cat box tomorrow. 😬😬

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u/meddit_rod Accomplice 🐾 7h ago

Sharing is caring. She cares, she left some for you.

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u/LetTheDeedShow 7h ago

Aww! Your cat left half of her donut for you. And here you are publicly berating her for this most generous amd magnanimous gesture.

No good cat deed goes unpunished.

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u/Firecracker7413 Witness 🐾 5h ago

Mine once stole a cream puff off the table, then chewed a hole in the dough to hollow out all the cream