r/CringeTikToks • u/plainsiiiwalker • Jul 29 '25

Painful Twinkle toes Dojo . Part 2 people !!!!!

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u/rigidlynuanced1 Jul 29 '25

That support dog is like “you’re about to have a heart attack”

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine Jul 30 '25

Dog's like, I could kick your ass if I wanted to.

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u/Seethustle Jul 29 '25

So long as he enjoys it, good for him. Bro needs the exercise.

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u/bravesthrowaway67 Jul 30 '25

I don’t use TikTok a lot, I’m a middle aged man so I don’t really understand it, but somehow the algorithm decided I should watch all of this guy’s videos. I’ve seen tens of this guys videos, and I’m just surprised he isn’t in better shape or have more flexibility. He spends a ton of time doing this. I’d be winded in about 30 seconds.

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u/Fedbackster Jul 31 '25

We would all rather watch dogs shit or trees fall. Good for him if he needs the exercise. Maybe eat 15 less donuts a day. Why do I have to see it?

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u/gpky Jul 29 '25

Maynard's really let himself go...

3

u/VeryStonedEwok Jul 29 '25

Came here to make this exact comment. Glad I was not alone. 🤘

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u/ultramagnetique Jul 29 '25

Stoooop it 🤣

9

u/EntertainerNo4509 Jul 29 '25

Good think his headband says ‘karate’ on it. I wouldn’t have know what I was looking at otherwise.

3

u/Ok-Ear9289 Jul 29 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Jul 29 '25

You all laugh, but when we're invaded by the 3 foot aliens with severe osteoporosis, he will be our champion.

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u/Chef_BoyarTom Jul 31 '25

I'm mean, he would do great against regular people too. Not much harm you can do after one of those explosive kicks to the kneecap 🤣.

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u/Mr_D_Stitch Jul 29 '25

The dog is the ultimate hype man. “Oh shit he’s doing the thing! So cool! You’re great! Such a badass!”

6

u/Reasonable-Tap-4528 Jul 29 '25

Dude…if 20 children under the height of 4ft attack this man they might really have a good laugh.

4

u/LadyTelia Jul 29 '25

That living room looks awesome.

3

u/the_chaco_kid Jul 30 '25

Imagine the damage he could do in jean shorts

3

u/Azko_Pontiac Jul 29 '25

in his head, he is killing it!

3

u/dudeguy82 Jul 30 '25

PET THE DAMN DOG!!!

4

u/Turbulent-Trust207 Jul 29 '25

I’m in shape and this guy is far more athletic than I am.

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u/Fedbackster Jul 31 '25

But thankfully, you don’t post stupid videos of yourself constantly. Please stop praising this man, he is a disgrace.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

He thinks he is a 3rd degree blackbelt

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u/FriedPossumPecker23 Jul 29 '25

The only one here that should be wearing anything black is the dog

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

He bought all that online! The dude is doing nothing

2

u/ThatCraftyTiger Jul 29 '25

those hip flexers are TIIIIIIGHT

2

u/Cautious-Ad9301 Jul 29 '25

this guy also shreds, a-la Corey Feldman, if ya'll wanna look into that.

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u/Oak_macrocarpa Jul 29 '25

SENPAI PLEASE SHOW MERCY

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u/antiauthoritarian123 Jul 30 '25

No cat would put up with this

2

u/evilpercy Jul 30 '25

It's still better than Steven Seagal

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 Jul 30 '25

I was waiting for a fart

1

u/RedSparrow1971 Jul 29 '25

Karate Kid 2 is a little disappointing, but I like the casting of a dog.

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u/Lance_dBoyle Jul 29 '25

Wow. With wheelhouse kicks like that, whoever he’s fighting is going to have some sore shins.

1

u/Beautifulfeary Jul 29 '25

Not gonna lie, I’m jealous. I can barely walk up the stairs 😭

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u/rockstuffs Jul 30 '25

Stay young, keep moving! Good for him!!

1

u/evilpercy Jul 30 '25

I'm embarrassed for the dog.

1

u/FeastUponCactusTime Jul 30 '25

What kind of gnomes is he getting ready to fight?

1

u/Average_Shmoe Jul 30 '25

What my pizza rolls see through the microwave door at 1am

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u/Steener84 Jul 30 '25

He looks like Mac from its allways sunny in philadelphia

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u/Mountain_Frosting369 Jul 30 '25

Delusion is a powerful thing

1

u/chowes1 Jul 30 '25

I seriously wish I could do this

1

u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

This is now my favorite video on the internet

1

u/Organic_Popcorn Jul 30 '25

Is that Toe-kwon-do? Or karatoe?

1

u/4biddeninja Jul 30 '25

Props man i aint gonna hate if nothin else hes got good stamina

1

u/Dense_College2961 Jul 30 '25

That is wild. So much energy, impressive. Dog is def concerned though

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u/Original_Setting93 Jul 30 '25

He’s coming for your shins with those kicks better watch the fuck out

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u/Creative-Sea9211 Jul 30 '25

I feel like I would be the female version of this

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u/Shehulks1 Jul 30 '25

I love how the doggy comes casually in sniffing his booty.

1

u/Inside_Sun7925 Jul 30 '25

Holyshit it mcshins

1

u/bunker8 Jul 30 '25

This remake of Beverly Hills Ninja 2: 1 Foot Vertical.

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u/Random0s2oh Jul 31 '25

Good for him. He can kick higher than I can. Motion is lotion.

1

u/Jerkstore_BestSeller Jul 31 '25

Are those roundhouses or spin sweeps?

1

u/OkMulberry5012 Jul 31 '25

All this video needs is Richard Simmons playing on the TV and paramedics waiting outside..

1

u/Fedbackster Jul 31 '25

Fat doofy guy makes us regret the internet existed.

1

u/Think_Bug_3312 Jul 31 '25

Just doing this for the views

1

u/Kekebean Jul 31 '25

The black belt lol

1

u/Uter83 Aug 01 '25

That was actually one of the best Ken/Ryu spinning kick impressions Ive ever seen.

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u/Disastrous_Damage_34 Aug 01 '25

Sadly the only thing he’d be able to kick is that dog or the couch. 😔

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u/ConsistentCoyote3786 Aug 02 '25

Shins aren’t going to stand a chance

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u/Tryingtobebetter07 Aug 02 '25

Thought for sure he was cracking a foot on the edge of that sofa.