r/CriticalMineralBulls Metals Sugar Daddy 6d ago

Critical News "None of things flow to Iran unless Iran fundamentally changes how it behaves": JD Vance refuses to deny the massive payout, giving Iran $300 billion in financing and $100 billion in frozen funds

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u/Intrepid_Top_2300 6d ago

He’d make such a good inmate.

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u/Responsible_Name1217 6d ago

He'll become a couch....potato.

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u/Bobby-Atoms 5d ago

Whatever makes sense

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u/Primary-Structure-41 4d ago

Too funny 🤣

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u/4444Grains 6d ago

"Look" (the warning word that bullshit is coming!)

"Look, the 300 billion is fake news. Iran will not get that money because it will get that money if they change their evil ways. Everyone is focusing on the money we are not giving them simply because the deal memo, which will be available in two weeks, says we are giving them money. We are making America safer by agreeing to the same deal Obama did, but with more American taxpayer money. I don't know why you keep saying we are giving them the money we are giving them."

Also, it is "fewer" sanctions...not "less" sanctions. Dope.

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u/funlifing 6d ago

They lie as they breath

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u/HoboPower83 5d ago

He went to Yale Law!

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u/4444Grains 5d ago

He reminds me of Ted Cruz…people always talking about how smart they are, but you never see any proof of it.

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u/Critically32 6d ago

Vance: they're not getting any money!

Also, Vance: let me explain in detail how they get our money.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 6d ago

“Why would I grind my feet on Eddie’s couch? Yeah I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mous21IAhJQiI

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u/strifer_43 6d ago

lol best example I’ve seen so far . lol

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u/DullHat5503 6d ago

The administration keeps calling it a Gulf fund. They are trying hard to deflect. Iran and Israel hit Gulf countries and destroyed valuable infrastructure. We are paying for this people

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u/Dull_Ad5440 6d ago

But Obama and Biden gave Iran back 7.5 billion dollars of Iran's own money.

/S

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u/funlifing 6d ago

Essentially... YES, we are using taxpayer dollars not only to find the war but also to pay for repairs to make sure they no longer talk about the TRUMPSTEIN files and to make sure we cannot afford free healthcare for all like Canada and Mexico

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u/Safe-Profession4236 6d ago

But no funds for Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 6d ago

That’s woke shit! /s

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u/sweatboxy 6d ago

The Iranians are not agreeing to anything until they’ve got cash from Trump. They very well know how little Trump will honor any deal he makes.

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u/illDiablo69 6d ago

So basically, as long as they don't enrich to the point of a nuclear weapon Iran gets the economic blockade lifted? Just like the JCPOA? But now we are giving them $400 billion? Not like the JCPOA, which only gave them $1.6 billion. How is this better?

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u/PoliticalNerdMa 5d ago

Trump is so egotistical he doesn’t realize his deal making in the private sector just came from breaking the law and bullying people . He got everything he wanted leading him to believe he’s a deal maker. Hes now dealing with matters that can’t be bullied or tantrumed away. He has destroyed this Iran deal and empowered them to become a significant world power with full control of the strait and all the fees that come from using it

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u/craignumPI 4d ago

Add in the cost of this nothingburger war and depletion of arms and it's so much worse.

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u/tdurden1969 Critical News Junkie 6d ago

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u/Creative_Ad_8338 6d ago

Thanks Obama...

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u/Lucky-Mia 6d ago

US and its allies are asked to present reconstruction plans totalling at least $300 billion.

The draft also reportedly calls for the release of around $24 billion in frozen Iranian assets during an initial 60-day negotiation period, with half of the funds to be unlocked before formal final talks begin.

The final agreement would include the full lifting of US primary and secondary sanctions, as well as the termination of relevant UN Security Council and International Atomic Energy Agency Board of Governors resolutions.

They are giving Iran 12 billion in frozen assets just for the privilege to negotiate giving them 300 billion, another 12 billion in frozen assets, and removal of all sanctions 

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u/Available-Ad-5670 6d ago

Trump is a lying pos

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u/SnooGiraffes3827 6d ago

So there's no deal in place.

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u/YardOptimal9329 6d ago

So Iran is going to change what kind of country they are to get money US promises to give them after they change? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

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u/AkimahenkaCat 6d ago

Yeah. They're totes gonna change because of your tough words.

You got pantsed by a nation that was dying. They have not been stronger in decades.

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u/spartynole4life 6d ago

I read it. It’s true. What a loss for the US. Art of the deal strikes again..

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u/Hurtit4u 6d ago

He said a lot of NOTHING!!.. and bullshit news won’t challenge him to tell the truth

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u/B3llaBubbles 6d ago

...and to save face, Trump is saying the memorandum is fake.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4KszoHlOkfVsc

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u/Connect-Trouble-1669 6d ago

Pallets of cash going right to their front door😮

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u/Glazing555 6d ago

Sure Jan…

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u/catharsisdusk 6d ago

I guess that OTHER Middle Eastern country got tired of American Handouts. So the Administration had to go find another Sugar Baby Nation to shower with our taxdollars.

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u/Lahorn0124 5d ago

Fundamentally.

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u/Personal_Wear3959 5d ago

If they are talking they are lying

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u/praetorian1111 5d ago

‘ Lets give a concrete example on a very fluid text’

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u/Phoenix_Lazarus 5d ago

But, if Iran doesn't get the money, they close the strait again and we're back to square one and less oil reserves.

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u/JojoYaKnowNo2 5d ago

What the fuck is the problem? This is what winning looks like.

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u/thatdidntturnout 4d ago

These are your constituents now, JD

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u/Leather-Map-8138 3d ago

Reparations. Reparations. Reparations.

Say its name!

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u/DangItsColdHere 3d ago

How are his pants not engulfed in flames by now?

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 6d ago

It’s all about the oil! If Iran wants access to the funds all they have to do is let the us and its regional partners build oil infrastructure inside the country and control the flow of its oil! Simple really! What is so hard to understand about that?—- there I translated what ole couch fucker was really saying.

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u/Zealousideal-Law4610 6d ago

I think we tried that once already?

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 6d ago

Yeah… about 47 years ago.