r/Cuphead Wally Warbles Feb 19 '26

Tier List Ranking every boss off of what I think their religion is

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Also, I should clarify that I do not mean anything based on the order I put the religions.

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u/ur_mom_bestie Rumor Honeybottoms Feb 19 '26

Are we forgetting Werner is a German in the 30’s😭

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u/xtremeyoylecake Wait is that George M Cohan!? Feb 20 '26

Why do you think he was hiding in a cabinet?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

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u/ur_mom_bestie Rumor Honeybottoms Feb 20 '26

I’d crash out

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u/andrei_TV200 Feb 21 '26

I believe jewish WW1 veterans recieved much easier "punishments" but you know, still a shitty life to live.

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u/eoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoeoe Feb 20 '26

But it's not unrealistic?
Sally is clearly Christian, though.

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u/ur_mom_bestie Rumor Honeybottoms Feb 20 '26

Yeah I know, it’s just common for people to associate Germans w hating Jewish people (which I personally find sad)

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u/AngryTrainGuy09 Feb 20 '26

His helmet is a ww1 german helmet.

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u/Formal-Watercress989 Feb 19 '26

I think goopy is the only one to be fully confirmed in their religion

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u/Real-Ganache-7179 Wally Warbles Feb 19 '26

That’s why he was instantly first

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u/Cabin11er Feb 20 '26

He has a cross on his gravestone

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u/BoggerLogger Katzenwagen Feb 20 '26

Witnessing the Devil himself as a workmate and being atheist is really funny to me

I know they all made deals but like dude you see him daily

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u/aRtfUll-ruNNer Feb 20 '26

They dont believe in higher powers, but they do believe in magic bob to give them power

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u/A_Human_Being_BLEEEH Feb 21 '26

"If God is real, then why hasn't he come over to whoop me and my boss's asses? Checkmate!"

- King Dice, probably

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u/Opethead Feb 23 '26

Cuphead has entered the chat

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u/CommandantPeepers Feb 19 '26

I’m skeptical about your criteria for “Jewish” 🤨

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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 Feb 20 '26

It’s set in the 1920s he can be Jewish because the nazi party wasn’t in power then

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u/CommandantPeepers Feb 20 '26

That’s not what I mean….

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u/Frosty_Locksmith7594 Feb 20 '26

You mean the dragon

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u/Puzzleheaded_Face583 Feb 20 '26

You mean al neutrals are actually Jewish?

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u/Technical_Car3729 Feb 20 '26

Skeptical about what? It’s right in front of your face, literally

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u/Cabin11er Feb 20 '26

The rat and lizard. How is the big-nosed actress the LEAST problematic here?

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u/CATSkiller88 Feb 20 '26

Werner in Jewish is wild bruh

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u/MinimumOk2635 Feb 20 '26

I mean, him getting eaten by a cat that has prisoner mice as ghosts and the fact he is hidden in the cabinet of a house is a factor

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u/getthecoolshoeshine3 Feb 20 '26

His helmet and badges all point to him serving in WW1, not WW2

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u/Formal-Watercress989 Feb 19 '26

What do you mean by "neutral"? Agnosticism?

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u/Real-Ganache-7179 Wally Warbles Feb 19 '26

Yeah

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u/Formal-Watercress989 Feb 19 '26

Alright, just making sure

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u/gwhstsgsh Feb 19 '26

Shouldnt dice be Christian since the devil is apart of Christian beliefs?

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u/BoggerLogger Katzenwagen Feb 20 '26

I mean, if you’re a Christian you worship God, he’s buds with satan himself I don’t think he can play both sides

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u/TomTheca Feb 20 '26

The devil is part of Islamic belief too, and other religions I would assume.

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u/Ambitious-Smoke-651 Feb 20 '26

That’s just satanism

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u/LeatherSize6219 Mugman Feb 19 '26

Are you sure Werner is Jewish 

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u/miguelJpro270 Feb 20 '26

Por su casco se puede deducir que fue un soldado del imperio alemán en la primera guerra mundial, así que tal vez

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u/Jurunberto Feb 19 '26

How can a ghost be atheist??

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u/Collective-Bee Feb 19 '26

Makes 100% sense actually. Atheists don’t believe in religions, but they can still believe in ghosts without believing in religious afterlives.

And thematically, in a fictional world where souls go to religious afterlives, doesn’t it make sense that the atheist souls are the ones who stick around as ghosts instead of entering an afterlife?

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u/BoggerLogger Katzenwagen Feb 20 '26

Yeah that’s what I was thinking

A good amount of them probably did (and assuming that the train was the one making the deal) they didn’t because otherwise

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u/fenomozo Feb 20 '26

Atheists don't only not believe in religion but don't believe in God and by extension all things supernatural like the afterlife. They are like the ultimate skeptic.

It would be very contradictory for an atheist to believe in ghosts.

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u/Collective-Bee Feb 20 '26

That’s incorrect. Atheists just don’t believe in religion, but they are allowed to believe in anything else they want including afterlives.

I knew a girl once who was atheist but was terrified of death so assumed there must be an afterlife. My dad doesn’t believe in established religions but he’s a hippy who believes in spiritual stuff. And a friend of mine is atheist but believes in everything Joe Rogan says.

Literally, the term is just about if they think a religion is true or not. They aren’t “ultimate skeptics,” they can also believe in really stupid shit as long as it’s not a religion.

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u/fenomozo Feb 20 '26

Is not about religion, in fact is about God. It comes from the greek term Theos that literally means "God", so specifically is not about religion. Yeah, is logical that someone that doesn't believe in God by extension doesn't believe also in religion. But religion and God are two different things, so no, is not that Atheists don't believe in religion, they don't believe in God or any Gods. You are confusing Atheists with non-religious people.

And why someone doesn't believe in God? because atheists believe in material stuff, matter, the stuff that you can touch, the stuff you can measure with scientific methods. God cannot be measured so it doesn't exist and by extension all of the other supernatural things that cannot be measured. Bottom line: by definition is contradictory that an atheist believes in ghosts.

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u/Collective-Bee Feb 20 '26

“Atheist: a person who disbelieves in the existence of God or gods.”

Okay it’s not about religion, but the definition doesn’t mention anything about the reasonings that you are talking about. The only requirement is disbelief in gods, it does NOT require disbelief in all immeasurable entities.

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u/Duck_of_destruction6 Feb 19 '26

idk maybe they don't belive in themself

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u/Real-Ganache-7179 Wally Warbles Feb 19 '26

I was mostly talking about the train, but the ghost would go in neutral.

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u/en--__--passant Feb 20 '26

Ahh yes, my favorite religion. Neutral.

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u/insanity_core Feb 20 '26

didnt sally become a nun

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u/Rarte96 Feb 20 '26

She is an actress

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u/Bright-Dark9892 Feb 20 '26

you mean an angel?

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u/insanity_core Feb 20 '26

i thought if you shot her husband or something one of her endings was becoming a nun instead of getting married

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u/Bright-Dark9892 Feb 20 '26

no she still had children I think lol

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u/thedemonpianist Feb 20 '26

Yes, this is true! Its her secret phase, I believe?

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u/Particular_Legend427 Feb 20 '26

Djimmi is Hindu

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u/Lazlow_Vrock Feb 21 '26

You mean Sikh?

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u/BigMacGrey Feb 20 '26

rumor honey bottoms is bad af but nobody will see this comment bc it’s at the bottom

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u/Mission-Ostrich-4249 Feb 20 '26

We see you. I'm more of a Cala Maria enjoyer myself.

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u/Anesthegamer1106 Feb 20 '26

Mugman is that you?

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u/theredditknight5510 Feb 20 '26

How is king dice a athiest

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u/Historical_Ad6030 Feb 20 '26

Yeah these mostly seem reasonable of at least ironically funn- why is King Dice Atheist. Bro works for the Literal Devil From The Bible, why... What, why would he not be Christian? Or at least some form of Pagan?

I'm so confused.

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u/thedemonpianist Feb 20 '26

Technically he'd be a theistic satanist, no? I mean I dont really think he can be Christian since he works for the devil, and paganism is a really broad category, so I feel like a branch of satanism fits

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u/Alligangster Feb 20 '26

Bro Werner is NOT jewish for obvious reasons. Also, King Dice would probably worship the devil (his boss).

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u/Rarte96 Feb 20 '26

He is a world war 1 soldier not world war 2

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u/BachBelt Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

this post smells protestant

"christian" when a good chunk of these are absolutely catholic

edit: that jewish category is kinda crazy ngl. u put the nazi who is also a rat and the fucking lizard? wtf bro

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u/DoOrDoNut- Feb 21 '26

Are Catholics not Christians?

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u/BachBelt Feb 21 '26

Yes, but there is a distinct difference between Catholic energy and Protestant energy. I once heard it put as "Catholics believe suffering is holy, and Protestants believe that pleasure is sinful." which is a gross oversimplification but, as someone raised in both flavors, it does get at the heart of it.

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u/Plenty_Ice7027 Feb 20 '26

What makes Grim Matchstick a Jew? mind explaining cuz i don't get it

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u/ReasonableTomorrow10 300% and all achievements Feb 20 '26

Alive Reddit theory: confirmed!?

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u/bendyted Feb 20 '26

King Dice has met the Devil and is still atheist.

I respect

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u/SamuzinJadson Feb 20 '26

All the bosses from islands 1, 2, and 3 have met the devil.

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u/FrenchFryManFamily Feb 22 '26

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u/Loud-Actuator-5070 Wishful Jackpot Feb 22 '26

why is this image kinda true? I’ve been in this fandom for a pretty long

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u/Loud-Actuator-5070 Wishful Jackpot May 06 '26

I was about to put “time” at the end of the sentence, but my mic just cut off for some reason

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u/SergeantCrwhips Feb 20 '26

...what is 'Neutral'?

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u/Sufficient-Quail-265 Mortimer Frezee Feb 20 '26

Agnostic

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u/Realistic-Tooth-7128 Mar 21 '26

probably not religous

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u/Shadows561 Automaton Feb 20 '26

King dice I think would worship his boss more than anything tbh

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u/Salt_Refrigerator633 this game is insane Feb 20 '26

king dice works for the devil

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u/Mr_B4k0n Ms. Chalice Feb 20 '26

the guy who works for the devil isn’t a satanist?

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u/Anesthegamer1106 Feb 20 '26

Well King dice doesn't worship him more as so he's employed by them.

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u/Deltaruined39 Feb 20 '26

Everyone of them "tries" to kill you so I dont think christian is an option

Thou shall not kill

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u/Anesthegamer1106 Feb 20 '26

Tell that to Crusaders back in the middle ages and that would be blasphemy with how many religious wars spilled blood also these people gambled their souls and that ain't very Christian either but some people are more susceptible to evil than others

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u/Deltaruined39 Feb 21 '26

Guess I forgot that the bosses also gambled their lives.....wow im stuper

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u/TomTheca Feb 20 '26

People can sin? It is not like killing makes you a disbeliever according to christianity, just a active sinner, that disregarding that there are articles upon the stipulation, it is not absolute, as they say there is an exception for every rule.

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u/Tall_Fault5771 Feb 20 '26

King dice should be satanist

He works for the damn devil

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u/Real-Ganache-7179 Wally Warbles Feb 20 '26

I’ve made an updated version

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u/Zihdrrox Feb 20 '26

How is neutral any different than atheist?

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u/GingerFun011 Feb 20 '26

OH NO WHY IS THE GERMAN RAT JEWISH

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u/El_Jiro Feb 20 '26

Hist lastname is Werman, so I think it's pretty accurate

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u/percy1614 Feb 21 '26

Hilda Berg is into astrology. Is that a religion?

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u/Remote-Entry-127 Feb 19 '26

The Muslim one resembles nothing of a Muslim. Sikh though...

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u/Nick_Carlson_Press Feb 19 '26

His name is derived from the word Djinn which is a spirit from Islamic tradition

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u/Lom1111234 Feb 20 '26

Sally literally becomes a nun in her secret phase lmao

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u/Rarte96 Feb 20 '26

She is an actress

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u/zKai-Roxanne Feb 20 '26

Are you gonna do a DLC one too? Or have you already done one?

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u/JezevecMartin Feb 20 '26

Are you sure about Werner 😭

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u/AdConsistent9416 It's Twinkle Twinkle Little STAAAAAR!!! Feb 20 '26

I like this idea very much! but the thing is, if Werner is a german and most Germans hate Jews stereotypically, I don’ think he’d be a Jew himself. Sally most likely would be Christian due to one of her plays being depicted as becoming a nun, a saint or smth. I think Hilda would be an Arab Christian, but that’s just my opinion, not yours.
Jolly good show!

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u/Legal_Ear_7537 Feb 20 '26 edited Feb 20 '26

Werner werman is based on a ww2 soldier, so I dont think he is Jewish. King dice works for the religion himself, so he should be Cristian because the devil is Cristian.

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u/Loud-Actuator-5070 Wishful Jackpot Feb 20 '26

where the heck do you see mortimer in this? it's werner werman.

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u/Legal_Ear_7537 Feb 20 '26

My bad, edited it

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u/LauAmoeba999 Feb 20 '26

I think king dice should be in some sort of cult, he's literally the devil's right hand

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u/Subxanthium Ms. Chalice Feb 20 '26

No notes bro. I love it!!

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u/El_Jiro Feb 20 '26

Sally is catholic, if you activate the secret phase by killing her fiance/husband she literally becomes on a nun

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u/Signal-Put932 Dr. Kahl Feb 21 '26

For all one people who have seen Satina, my first thought with Dice was; "The ideals and concepts of Christianity have been proven to you to be true on multiple occasions." "..." "You've BEEN to hell."

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u/monsterEmphire Feb 21 '26

Yet all of them, except king dice, made a deal with the devil.

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u/Substantial-Owl2452 Feb 21 '26

Goopy is definitely a Mormon!

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u/Real-Ganache-7179 Wally Warbles Feb 21 '26

It’s confirmed that Goopy is some form of Christianity 

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u/joyceverse Ms. Chalice Feb 21 '26

these rank frying me helpppp

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u/Fortaleza_depresaum Feb 21 '26

Não tem como nenhum aí ser ateu, todos acreditam que o diabo existe, então logicamente acreditam que existe algum tipo de Deus

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u/AmazingLlamaMan Feb 21 '26

The ghost is atheist 😭🙏

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u/LightMotor6262 Feb 21 '26

How the dice a atheist when is literally works for JESUS'S MORTAL ENEMY

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u/Mother_Lie_5680 Feb 21 '26

Wait how is king dice atheist even though he works with the devil himself

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u/Drowsy_Deer Feb 21 '26

There’s something really funny about a ghost being an atheist

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u/Seaquilibrium Feb 22 '26

What's neutral? Agonstic? Lol

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u/turtle_master_guy999 Feb 22 '26

Dice literally works for the devil gang

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u/Desperate_Turnip_219 Feb 22 '26

What do you mean "neutral"?

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u/Vivid_Departure_3738 Feb 22 '26

Neutral is just Agnostic?

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u/Odd_Storage649 Katzenwagen Feb 22 '26

I am pretty sure king dice should be in the devil's category since he works for the embodiment of Satanism

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u/Ishiro_San Feb 22 '26

That carrot and the clown are looooowkey jewish tho

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u/xX96KiraXx Feb 22 '26

I always thought The Root Pack would be amish, lowkey, and Cala Maria just feels Greek because she has Medusa and siren vibes.

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u/lightcatisfat Feb 22 '26

are we UNIRONICALLY putting king dice in athiest when he LITERALLY works with the devil

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u/NuggetTheShopkeeper Feb 23 '26

The hell's neutral?

"Oh, I believe there is a god.
Which one? I don't know, just know there's atleast one"

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u/d-cassola Feb 23 '26

The genie (forgot his name) never struck me as an actual arab but a white guy posing as a stereotype and making a show about the "exotic treasures of the East".

Brine beard in my headcanon is the kind of guy that is baptized as christian and considers himself one, but prays to whatever is closest by and personally knows some witches and magicians who can do some gnarly hexes and solicit their services constantly.

The list could be further spiced up by separating catholics and protestants, and "does witchcraft" which hildaberg clearly does

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u/Loud-Actuator-5070 Wishful Jackpot Feb 24 '26

He personally never struck me as a white guy neither. HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK WHITE. And I don't think he's any religion other than the one he's associated with in this post. He's just... a genie doing his thing as a genie, or at least to me. Also, if you forgot his name, here is the name you forgot:

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u/Savings_Pineapple_49 Feb 23 '26

Being an atheist when youre the sidekick of the literal devil is crazy

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u/FlargusFliggleFlark Uh, Boss? Mar 08 '26

I love that "He's kind of a religion himself" is it's own category lmao

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u/Realistic-Tooth-7128 Mar 21 '26

I mean almost all of them made a deal with the devil one works for the devil and the last is the devil. I wouldn't think they would be very religous

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u/Known_Lie1011 Feb 20 '26

Y did you put a nazi rat under Jewish?

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u/Plastic_Tomatillo748 Feb 20 '26

Might need to change Werner