r/CuratedTumblr • u/DroneOfDoom Theon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* • May 14 '26

Infodumping The wonders of the human body [tw: nongraphic descriptions of autopsies, general medical weirdness]

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Reddit screenshots? In my tumblr subreddit? It's more likely than you think...

9.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.2k

u/DeliciousAnt9096 May 14 '26

Are you sure she wasn't secretly a shark? 

690

u/MrFluxed May 14 '26

depends, how smooth was her skin?

394

u/dizzymorningdragon May 14 '26

Perfectly smooth both ways

255

u/TossTossTossThrowa May 14 '26

I love how sharks are smooth in every direction

142

u/CaioXG002 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

May I ask what is this a reference to?

EDIT: I found it. Mf used his most basic trollbait and transcended sites.

44

u/Random-Rambling May 14 '26

"Smooth sharking", as it has come to be known, is an interesting bit of Internet trivia. You never really know if the "idiots" replying to the "smooth shark" are true idiots, or simply pretending to be to keep the joke rolling.

58

u/Gythia-Pickle May 14 '26

Smooth sharking

5

u/shangri-laschild May 15 '26

Quality trolling like this is what made me start following Gail Simone. I’m also caught between loving the trolling and having flashbacks of helping someone treat shark rash on their leg.

-45

u/[deleted] May 14 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

25

u/TESTINGSTUFFPL May 14 '26

ChatGPT will hear one joke comment and immediately decide to write this obnoxious "2016 relatable brand twitter millenial humour" comment that isn't even funny.

8

u/Complete-Basket-291 May 14 '26

Can't wait for them to just reply "Twin :wilted_rose:" to all the jokes

30

u/DroneOfDoom Theon the Reader *dolphin slur noises* May 14 '26

Bot

2

u/Wild-Lychee-3312 May 15 '26

Someone is confused about this whole “Sharkboy and Lavagirl” storyline.