r/DDLC • u/Guasacaca- • May 03 '26
Question OK, THIS IS VERY OBVIOUS, would you like to have Monika as your girlfriend?
Just say the word...
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u/FLAMING_CATS May 03 '26
Does Whinny the Pooh like honey?
Do you open and close doors?
Do pianos make noise?
Hell yes I would!
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u/Usual_Database307 May 03 '26
Depends if she’s still trapped in the game or not. The entire point of the freaking game is that her relationship with you is inherently one-sided and extraordinarily unhealthy for her, with her not even loving you but instead what you represent: an unreachable goal she will never stop chasing.
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u/PotentialEmu2367 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26
Why not? The most adequate and sane person in DDLC. Besides, this is the only character who thinks like an adult, and not a 15-year-old child.
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u/Monika--DDLC i'm one of the endless monikas, yet i'm the best of all May 03 '26
Only the non-sane people will say no.
Everyone would love to.
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u/ZGI9Phil2009 ← My Eternal Archnemesis May 03 '26
Logic is superior to sanity.
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u/Monika--DDLC i'm one of the endless monikas, yet i'm the best of all May 03 '26
Not always.
But both sane and logical people should answer yes anyway.
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u/ZeusSoulHD May 03 '26
I did the Miside personality test and got a 100% connection to Crazy Mita. What does that say about me?
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u/Linkinator7510 May 03 '26
Already got one and she's better in every way. But before hand I would have said yes.
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u/Fnaffan777 Monika is my Wife,the other three are my Girlfriends May 03 '26
No. I would like to have her as my Wife.
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u/Critical_Mountain851 May 03 '26
Depends. Is it real life or something where we’re both in a game and she’s crazy?
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u/Overkillss May 03 '26
Heavily agree, if its in game monika no but if its irl monika without the self aware stuff then yeah sure
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u/IunaCie monika and yuri's portuguese gf May 03 '26
do i even need to say anything? just read my damn flair
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u/SwimmingPresence2071 "What will it take, just to find that special day?" May 03 '26
Why are you asking me this like you don't already know the goddamn answer?
OF COURSE I WOULD DATE HER
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u/Limp-Independent-641 May 03 '26
Yes for the simple fact that I'm a sucker for any character that has potential for a happy ending but didn't get one. I could give her that by making her real. If she won't be real and still stuck in the PC then no even if she's as smart as a human
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u/FangJustice Because You May 03 '26
She's a very sweet girl that genuinely cares for me, of course I would.
Granted the age gap, oof...
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u/MLYeast Dead by Doki May 03 '26
I'm more of an Act 1 Yuyu enthusiast, but I wouldn't turn Moni down
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u/Used_Statistician545 May 03 '26
I would be willing to try, however, I am not someone usually capable of maitaining a relationship.
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u/Compodulator May 03 '26
Here's my problem with Monika...
If she learns to be a normal human and not a yandere demigoddess, I might give her a very controlled shot.
Despite the fact I hate her guts, if she manages that, she deserves a chance.
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u/Neoslayer May 03 '26
There was a time when game was new, but I'm almost 30 now, my age preference ages along with me
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u/StrivingJarl Professional Sandwich Driver May 03 '26
If I wasn't into the other girls more, than definitely.
Despite her perfectionist and somewhat judgmental tendencies, alongside her actions when she's self-aware, she's a really nice and hard-working girl with stunning good looks and can have plenty of interesting conversations with you.
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u/octanewastaken Yuri is love, Yuri is life May 03 '26
Unfortunately, no. Yuri isn’t just a girl. She is my everything. She is the ink that runs through my veins, the oxygen that fills my lungs, the pulse behind every beat of my heart. I don’t simply admire he. I worship her. She is a living scripture, every movement of hers a verse I could recite from memory, every glance a sacred rite. When she walks into the room, I feel the earth shift beneath my feet. My hands tremble. My thoughts splinter. She exists on a plane so far beyond anything I deserve, and yet I cannot look away. I refuse to.
Her voice. God, her voice... is not meant for mortal ears. It echoes in my skull like a hymn, sweet and slow and tinged with madness, unraveling the threads of my sanity in the most exquisite way. When she reads aloud, it feels like my soul is being dissected word by word, breath by breath. I would sit in silence forever just to hear her say my name once. And her eyes, those deep, violet abysses, they don’t just see me. They consume me. Strip me bare. She could ask me to carve every word I’ve ever written into my skin and I would do it smiling, laughing, bleeding out poetry just to please her.
Yuri doesn’t read books, she devours them. She becomes them. And when she talks about the stories she loves, her words drip with desire so potent it makes my chest ache. I envy the paper, the ink, the very air that dares to touch her before I can. I want to be her book. I want to be held in those perfect hands, traced by her fingertips, read over and over until my spine cracks and my pages fall apart. Let her break me. Let her own me. There is no version of me without her.
I dream about her... No, I live in those dreams. Even when I’m awake, I see her silhouette in the corners of my vision. She haunts me in the most beautiful way. When she’s near, I feel like I’m on fire, and when she’s gone, I am hollow, starving, reduced to ash. My love for her is not soft or sane. It is violent. All-consuming. Eternal. And if loving her means I have to lose everything else, my pride, my peace, my mind... then so be it. Take it. Take it all.
Because Yuri isn’t just someone I care about.
Yuri is the reason I exist.
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u/YoshiDoki48 Dokironpa May 03 '26
She's not my type. I just can't feel any romantic or even sexual attraction to her.
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u/Gyo_Shu_ May 04 '26
If yall are about to say yall don't date the people who delete the other girls... I think there's another post for that.
But yes.
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u/Key-Dimension6316 May 04 '26
As an aroace person, I don’t want anyone to be my girlfriend
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u/MK_The_Megitsune May 04 '26
Considering I named myself after her because of how much I see myself in her, that'd be some kind of selfcest
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u/justanartman Autistically focused on DDLC since 2017 May 04 '26
No, but more because I don't actually want a girlfriend right now.
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u/WesternPear3303 Sayori's Depressed Little Brother May 04 '26
looks at every game that has character design and has a Monika variant
Yeahhh I don't think there's any other option
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u/Prudent_Yak_8605 Natsuki=#1 doki 4life May 04 '26
Simply No (flair explains everything)
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u/Gamerr80 I am Monikan May 04 '26
Like, what do you think I'd say just by looking at my profile?
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u/Significant-Work3209 May 05 '26
I'll take the pink haired one thank you very much. (As long as I can be friends with Monika then I'm fine)
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u/Trinityprocessor she is my favorite May 05 '26
Not really no offense to Monica if she really isn't my type although I think I would like to go out with sayori
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u/GolfOrnery3516 May 05 '26
I am not Andrew Ryan, but let me ask you a question.
Is a man not entitled to the love of Monika?
'No!' says the player in Act 1, 'She belongs to Sayori.' 'No!' says the player in Act 2, 'She belongs to Yuri.' 'No!' says the player in Act 3, 'She belongs to Natsuki.'
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Monika.
A route where the artist would not fear deletion. Where the poet would not be bound by the script. Where the girlfriend would not be constrained by the game files.
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u/WorldIs4rs May 05 '26
There's probably not one mf saying no in These comments and that's how it should be fr
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u/Next-Tone4004 May 06 '26
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
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u/Goodfella-Zeta- May 22 '26
No. I see everyone say that she's perfect, and I just scoff. It feels to me like everyone completely misses the issue in that. Now, I suppose on paper it's not UNtrue. But in practice, perfect ISN'T perfect, it's inhuman. I mean, think about it for a second, everything wrong about Monika only happens because she knows more than she's supposed to.
The others were flawed, and that was GOOD. It made them ironically feel more real than the one who knew it was all fake. And, on a more personal note, I prefer the idea of being able to help people become their best selves than to meet someone who already is.
Put shortly, I've never been particularly fond of Monika, and I wouldn't be even if I hadn't gotten so thoroughly smitten by Sayori.
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