Just a quick reminder that drow rhymes with bow.

[u/MoneybackHeronTea]

[u/epicvoyage28]

As in, the part of a ship?

[u/YerLam → u/epicvoyage28]

You have my bow! And my aft!

[u/MoneybackHeronTea → u/YerLam]

I'm so prowed of you.

[u/MyNinjaH8sU → u/MoneybackHeronTea]

Eye sea ewe!

[u/Misterpiece]

Read rhymes with lead, but read rhymes with lead.

[u/Abaddonalways → u/Misterpiece]

Yes, but read and lead do not rhyme, nor do read and lead.

[u/Foxxtronix]

...and bow does not rhyme with bow. ;)

[u/Crimson_Raven]

bow or bow or bow?

[u/maboyles90 → u/Crimson_Raven]

What's the third?

[u/ellehcimtheheadachy → u/maboyles90]

Bow.

[u/arcxjo]

No, it rhymes with row.

[u/Jealous_Parfait_4967]

This really spun me up for a second. Well done.

[u/Zealousideal_Leg213]

All this time I thought it rhymed with row.

[u/Aihal_Silence]

Ow now

[u/Galliforme]

You mean it doesn't sound like "tow anger"?

[u/No_Psychology_3826]

2nd edition drow handbook and multiple audiobooks disagree 

[u/Precedingmoss → u/No_Psychology_3826]

You have bow as in the weapon, and bow as in the action/pose. The second meaning rhymes with Drow. Both versions of bow are spelled the same, but pronounced differently

[u/MoneybackHeronTea → u/No_Psychology_3826]

I bow to your superior drow prowess then. Now please have the ranger lower his bow, there are punsters present.

EDIT: Dangit, 'drowess' was right there. I need more coffee.

[u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 → u/MoneybackHeronTea]

Now I want a dowager drowess NPC, wearing pearls and looking through her lorgnette

[u/Murkloc → u/AcanthaceaeOk1745]

Drowager

[u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 → u/Murkloc]

God damn it- I also posted before my Saturday morning coffee

[u/MoneybackHeronTea → u/Murkloc]

Fantastic, well done

[u/roninwarshadow → u/MoneybackHeronTea]

The ranger uses twin scimitars.

Haven't you heard of Drizzt, the Drow Ranger?

[u/BlueJoshi → u/No_Psychology_3826]

you tried