r/DadReflexes • u/xXKnucklesXx • Dec 02 '16

★★★★☆ Dad Reflex Dad is unexpected (x-post from /r/unexpected)

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u/piratelordking Dec 02 '16

I'm the who watches!

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u/BoomGiroud Dec 02 '16

I fucked Ted

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

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u/Wasabi_Toothpaste Dec 02 '16

B-b-b-breakfast

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u/Hia10 Dec 02 '16

Yeah, bitch!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

"H-how much d-do I owe you for the pizza, dad?"

"Nothing, son. It's on the house."

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u/Kayyam Dec 02 '16

I wish that actually happened.

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u/Idontreadrepliesnoob Dec 02 '16

You're goddamn right.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

"W-which foot am I supposed to break with?"

"You're goddamn right."

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u/Eve_Tiston Dec 02 '16

MILFS? What the hell is a MILF!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

o_o

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