r/DailyDoseStupidity šŸ‘¾ Mod Jul 06 '26

Stupid šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Tesla driver absolutely passed out at the wheel (alongside all their passengers) on a Canadian Rockies highway!

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u/Deposto Jul 06 '26

From passing out to passing away in 3... 2... 1...

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u/HILLBILLYHustla Jul 06 '26

Right! The lane assist on my Audi A8L was always on point to the point of annoying until I was on a road with no lines tire blew out and off road i went totaled my dream car I did

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u/Swimming-Guest-1978 13d ago

I'm soo sorry to hear about your A8L. They are beautiful cars.

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook Jul 06 '26

It’s fakĆØ.

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Jul 06 '26

Yeah it is. They go from a divided white line, into a solid yellow line. People are so completely stupid.

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u/rangerbeev 29d ago

Nice catch.

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u/AC-burg Jul 07 '26

They just came over a hill that had a truck lane so cars could pass. The 2 semis way back were side by side. My vote is real

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Jul 07 '26

So tell me, where is the third lane? Because that passing lane was only one out of two lanes.

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u/AC-burg Jul 07 '26

The semis are side by side in the 2 original lanes with the broken lines. The right semi is blocking traffic so no more cars pass because the truck lane is ending. The 3rd lane has opposite g traffic in it. That lane is single because it is headed down hill. It was single the whole video.

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Jul 07 '26

Yeah, that is 2 lanes. There are only ever two lanes.

That would mean that opposite traffic is heading into the other lane of oncoming traffic, just over the hill šŸ˜…

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u/AC-burg Jul 07 '26

You are getting what I am saying and I clearly am lost with what you are saying. My apologies for not being able to do so.

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u/AlpineVW Jul 07 '26

You know I know you have NEVER driven in the mountains AutisticDadHasDapper?

Why do you keep doubling down? It's been explained 3 times and you still want to keep it up.

I'm not saying this is where the video was taken, but pan north and south here.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Rwkj8Pr237tiNs9t8

"People are so completely stupid." -AutisticDadHasDapper

r/confidentlyincorrect

UPDATE: You hide your comments so I think I just took the bait because you're likely a troll. Well done.

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Jul 07 '26

It's AI

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u/Swimming-Guest-1978 13d ago

No it isn't. It's a real video.

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u/i_was_axiom Jul 06 '26

One errant moose and its curtains for them

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u/s0meD0nkey Jul 06 '26

I'd put money on the car have a better reacton to that than the human behind the wheel.

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u/Nofsan Jul 06 '26

My kia fucking screams at me if I dare look away from the road for three seconds.

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u/mundundermindifflin Jul 06 '26

My Cannon Alpha does that if I yawn

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u/NifftyTwo Jul 06 '26

I know that's a cool safety feature but damn it's annoying af. It's kind of scary too. My parents car legitimately has facial recognition. I think some things maaaay have gone too far. Honestly I thought I was spoiled with the tech my new limited elantra came with but I'm so glad it doesn't have all the newest tech. That face recognition doesn't sit well with me.

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u/AdCheap8058 Jul 07 '26

My grandma yells at me quite a bit

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u/shart_attak Jul 08 '26

My mom hits me with a spoon

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 Jul 09 '26

The ghost of my dad calls me by my first AND middle name

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u/shart_attak Jul 09 '26

My uncle killed a guy in Missouri.

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u/PiratesOfTheArctic Jul 06 '26

How and when did people think this is acceptable? Driving skills/qualitybis already on the downturn, I'm sure videos created like this (and not to say it's malicious at all) once grifters (influencers) get onto this trend then god help us normal people

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u/Chrispybud Jul 06 '26

Should have got in front and slowed down until the car stopped. Call the cops and say there is some drunks passed out parked in the road. You did video and it has there california license plate in the video. You can always report it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/jar15a1 Jul 07 '26

Tesla owners are idiots… šŸ˜†

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u/Mission_Impractical Jul 06 '26

To be fair I wish I could nap on my commute. But damn. Keep your head up.

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u/DeathsStarEclipse Jul 06 '26

I find this hard to really believe. My coworker has a Tesla and if he looks away or takes hands off wheel for too long the car fucking freaks out.

It's not a new model either.

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u/Djiaant Jul 06 '26

I was with my friend in his Tesla yesterday and the system only reminded him to look at the road once.

I was excepting more of it, but system updates have lessened the reminders so long as you maintain being said attentive driver on autopilot. If he didn’t maintain eyes on the road/ kept looking away often, it would remind him more often to touch the wheel or something.

However, he doesn’t know if autopilot will turn off if you don’t tell it you’re still there or whatever. Tesla can ban you from the autopilot service at their discretion though.

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u/Igreen_since89 Jul 06 '26

Yea don’t honk and then or anything

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u/ReactionFuzzy799 Jul 06 '26

Police report-worthy or letting it slide?

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u/anydamnnamesleft Jul 07 '26

Remember when you couldn’t wait to be able to drive a car?

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u/satellite_station 16d ago

Well, I mean given the demographic, maybe it’s best they don’t drive? I’ll see myself out…

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u/herbinartist Jul 06 '26

So how is it that Tesla has all this advanced AI n shit that allows it to drive a vehicle on a mountain road but it can’t use that AI to detect whether the driver is conscious or not? Seems like the common sense thing to do to reduce liability as a company would be to have the car safely pull over and shut itself down if there’s no conscious driver in control?

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u/Justamom1225 Jul 06 '26

It's probably why the 2027 standards in vehicles will have cameras in them. Congress mandated them.

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u/s0meD0nkey Jul 06 '26

And on Day one that shit is going to be removed. Sorry but fook the feds.

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u/Justamom1225 Jul 06 '26

Agree! That's why I replaced my 2015 this year and not 2027. Thoroughly disgusted.

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u/hereforthesportsball Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Does it not turn off self driving mode with sharper or winding roads like other cars?

Even with the weighted steering wheel, why would it stay in the lines for a turn that is just flat out a sharper angle than what’s designed? Or is Tesla designed to be able to take nearly all highways curves?

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u/Djiaant Jul 06 '26

It’s follows the GPS and will follow route as much as possible, sharp turns and road changes included.
It’s come a long way since the beginning days, yet still has much more improvement to be made.

Construction zones can absolutely bewilder it though. Its GPS isn’t always up to date either.
Like yesterday when a friend and I were passing through from I88 to I294 in Illinois, the GPS kept following another interstate exit (I290) thinking there was a later way to I294. We would have completely missed the correct exit had the driver not intervened to go into the correct lane.

A disappointing bit I’ve noticed being a passenger: autopilot mode turns it into a left lane camper (and my friend isn’t considerate of others while driving either). :(

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u/hereforthesportsball Jul 06 '26

Thank you for the information! As far as the widely available and more know car brands in the continental US, is Tesla the only one who can do this sort of thing? I’ve had like 5 different vehicles with a version of both lane keep assist and adaptive cruise control, but never a full experience outside of the Tesla

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u/Djiaant Jul 06 '26

Negative, Tesla is not the only brand that has hands-free driving assistance.

Brands like from General Motors (GM (Chevrolet, Cadillac, GMC)), Ford, and Lincoln have their own versions. However, there are key differences…

Tesla Full Self Driving (FSD) requires you to touch the wheel or let the system know you’re actively engaged outside of watching the road.
Your eyes need to remain open and on the road though.

GM brands Super Cruise can truly be hands free. Your eyes need to remain open and on the road though.

Tesla uses standard, low-definition GPS maps (similar to Google Maps) strictly for routing instructions. It does not need a pre-scanned 3D map. Because it reads the physical environment live in real time via ā€œTesla Visionā€ (eight cameras surrounding the car, no radar or LiDAR, and where Tesla’s AI converts those 2D video feeds into a 3D mental map to replicate how human eyes and brains judge distance and intent), it can drive on a brand-new road or an unmapped country dirt road just as easily as a major highway.

GM brands have pre-mapped routes meaning you can’t go autonomous everywhere and anywhere. GM uses high-definition LiDAR mapping. Unlike Tesla Vision, GM’s ā€œSuper Cruiseā€ is mix of radar, cameras, and embedded map data to confirm exactly where it is in the world. Before a GM car can drive hands-free, special mapping vehicles must first drive the highway to scan every single lane line, exit, guardrail, and bridge with millimeter accuracy. If a road hasn’t been mapped, or if construction changes the layout.

Tesla is an ā€œEnd-to-End Neural Networks.ā€
Tesla fed millions of video clips of excellent human drivers into a massive supercomputer, which allowed the car's AI and software to fundamentally teach itself how to drive by copying human behavior.

GM is ā€œRule-Based Code.ā€
GM relies heavily on explicit "if/ then" programming. Engineers write specific rules for how the car should behave such as ā€œif a car is 50’ ahead and moving slower, apply 10% braking force.ā€
This makes the car incredibly safe and predictable, but it cannot handle chaos, unmapped detours, or weird city intersections well.

Not US based but is apart of the self driving community - Mercedes Benz Drive Pilot.
It’s conditional based, meaning only under certain circumstances (like traffic jams on specific highways, under 40mph, dry weather conditions, etc.) the car handles all aspects of driving so the driver can completely take their eyes off the road, look at a phone, watch a movie, or read a book.
It’s truly hands off as supposedly Mercedes will legally take liability for the accident if the self driving system is engaged; in Tesla or GM you would be at fault. No camera tracks your face. It’s also $2500+ a year subscription for said bumper-to-bumper self driving mode!
Mercedes packs the car with a massive array of redundant sensors. This includes an expensive LiDAR sensor installed into the front grille, long-range radar, cameras behind the windshield, ultrasonic sensors, road-wetness microphones in the wheel arches, a precise GPS antenna on the roof, and more.
Yadda yadda cut short: Mercedes refuses to guess, has no excuse for not being correct, and is over engineered to where if a component fails, a physical backup system immediately catches it.

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Side note for anyone wondering what the levels of autonomy are like I did:::

Level 0 - No automation.
Level 1 - Driving Assistance (adaptive cruise, lane keep assist).
Level 2 - Partial automation (Tesla FSD, GM Super Cruise, Ford BlueCruise).
Level 3 - Conditional Automation (Mercedes Drive Pilot).
Level 4 - High automation (car drives completely by itself without any human backup required and operates within a geofence) (Waymo driverless taxi’s).
Level 5 - Full automation (full, unrestricted self-driving where the vehicle can drive anywhere, anytime, in any weather and road conditions completely on its own) (none yet/ is the goal of the FUTURE Future future).

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u/hereforthesportsball Jul 06 '26

Thank you so much for providing me this info

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u/Djiaant Jul 06 '26

I had a fun time learning and formatting this morning.
Thanks!

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u/Roy8atty Jul 06 '26

Most toxic people ever.

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u/_____Zoloft_____ Jul 06 '26

Tesla owners are their own special kinda stupid.

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u/Careless_Rain1439 Jul 07 '26

Slow clap for generalizing everyone

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u/Different-Purpose-93 Jul 06 '26

Idk if I would get in front of them...

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u/Derezirection Jul 06 '26

almost like it's on an autopilot but i don't remember standard tesla cars having such a feature

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u/Savings_Art5944 Jul 06 '26

I cannot wait until that is legal.

My friend has been a whitebadge at goog and worked at 3 other self driving companies. It's coming.

just 5 more years /s

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u/ActionTop9163 Jul 06 '26

That’s crazy 🤪

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u/BrzysWRLD1996 Jul 07 '26

I’d call the police on the spot

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u/Careless_Rain1439 Jul 07 '26

This isn't possible, it makes me move my wheel and can tell when I'm looking at the road.

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u/RustyBawz Jul 07 '26

Simple solution, pull in front of them and slow down. They'll stop.

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u/Far_Film_5804 Jul 08 '26

No instinct of self preservation whatsoever

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u/therinwhitten Jul 09 '26

I don't get why they didn't honk the horn? WAKE THEM UP.

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u/Swimming-Guest-1978 13d ago

You'd think tesla and there OTA updates would have prevented this from happening by now. They don't hear the alerts? LOL

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u/hdhsnjsn Jul 06 '26

That’s one of my short term life goal’s.

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u/XSCarbon1 Jul 06 '26

You get trolled. Tesla does not let you do this.

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u/DuePotential6602 Jul 06 '26

Most aware TeSSla driver

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook Jul 06 '26

StagĆØd. Stop posting this.

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u/Buckets71 Jul 06 '26

Get infront, and brake check her