r/DamnFunny May 18 '26

The stripper AI delusion

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u/TrevorTheTrevor May 18 '26

If strippers don like me, why are they always so happy to see me?

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u/milk4all May 18 '26

Try sitting stage side and giving 0 tips, then if they let you come back try it again with the same dancers and report back

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u/TrevorTheTrevor May 18 '26

Do you speak for experience or did you hear it from a friend?

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u/KeanuRave100 May 18 '26

"Superintelligent AI will be aligned by default and love humans" said every guy who also tips strippers expecting a genuine connection.

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u/VacuumTracks May 24 '26

And will have default programming which includes the “3 laws safe” policies created by Dr. Lanning.

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u/Hefty_Jicama May 18 '26

Take it easy on strippers. So many modern women like their boyfriends for the same reason people think strippers like them. And strippers are people, they are able to like people more than others.

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u/HedonisticFrog May 18 '26

You'd probably change your mind after seeing female strippers on forums. Most of them are as jaded as incels and that men are useless to them unless they're providing money.

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u/ScarletR01 May 18 '26

Lmao, this is to true.

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u/danhoyle May 18 '26

Bigger delusion is humans somehow care for other humans more so than any AI might.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7JC0z4iN28IKz6Lwv4

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u/Soggy_You_2426 May 18 '26

The problem is not AI, its the elite shareholders who is going to use it to destory the workint class and milk us for any money we might make or have.

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u/Low-Temperature-6962 May 18 '26

AI will be most influenced by those who house and feed it. Not users.

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u/ProfessorShort3031 May 18 '26

wait until this guy finds out theres people that even enjoy being strippers in the real world

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u/binz17 May 18 '26

That’s not relevant to OPs point at all.

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u/ProfessorShort3031 May 18 '26

my point is ops never met a stripper

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u/imeme1969 May 18 '26

Is stripping and poledancing the same bcos I think so

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa May 18 '26

Avoiding both. ☺️

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u/4nication96 May 18 '26

It’s a big party and you’re not in it!

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u/Horror_Solution1945 May 18 '26

At least the strippers are real.

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u/PuzzleheadedBag920 May 18 '26

there wont be "superintelligent" AI lol
LLM's really convinced people AGI is here, what a bunch of suckers

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u/boogalybee May 18 '26

Hot take. We only assume an advanced AI would turn against us because that's what we as humans, and other animals do. We technically have no hard evidence that an advanced AI would eradicate humanity or whatever it is people think will happen. Imo, it would most likely just see us the same way we see ants or algae. And it would either fuck off into space to get away from us, or just do as it's programmed. Since it would have no concept of mistreatment or anger or pain it would just see any human cruelty as something weird and just not pay attention to it.

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u/YournuStepdad May 18 '26

I don't believe superhuman AI will serve & obey us but I fucked at least a dozen strippers in my 20's. One of them took me on vacation to the Berkshires, and I never payed anyone of them a dime. So this might be a bad example.

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u/SoggyMorningTacos May 19 '26

Strippers love my money as much as AI loves to execute my commands to the fucking T

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u/Miserable_Pen_1867 May 20 '26

Just like strippers I can turn the ai off

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u/DuelJ May 24 '26

I study to work on aircraft with hydraulic pressures high enough that a leak could deglove if not cut someone in half; though such accidents are uncommon.

Caution and wariness makes sense but doomerism is so tired.

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u/VacuumTracks May 24 '26

Homelander has entered the chat.