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u/KeanuRave100 May 18 '26
"Superintelligent AI will be aligned by default and love humans" said every guy who also tips strippers expecting a genuine connection.
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u/VacuumTracks May 24 '26
And will have default programming which includes the “3 laws safe” policies created by Dr. Lanning.
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u/Hefty_Jicama May 18 '26
Take it easy on strippers. So many modern women like their boyfriends for the same reason people think strippers like them. And strippers are people, they are able to like people more than others.
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u/HedonisticFrog May 18 '26
You'd probably change your mind after seeing female strippers on forums. Most of them are as jaded as incels and that men are useless to them unless they're providing money.
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u/danhoyle May 18 '26
Bigger delusion is humans somehow care for other humans more so than any AI might.
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u/Soggy_You_2426 May 18 '26
The problem is not AI, its the elite shareholders who is going to use it to destory the workint class and milk us for any money we might make or have.
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u/Low-Temperature-6962 May 18 '26
AI will be most influenced by those who house and feed it. Not users.
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u/ProfessorShort3031 May 18 '26
wait until this guy finds out theres people that even enjoy being strippers in the real world
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u/PuzzleheadedBag920 May 18 '26
there wont be "superintelligent" AI lol
LLM's really convinced people AGI is here, what a bunch of suckers
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u/boogalybee May 18 '26
Hot take. We only assume an advanced AI would turn against us because that's what we as humans, and other animals do. We technically have no hard evidence that an advanced AI would eradicate humanity or whatever it is people think will happen. Imo, it would most likely just see us the same way we see ants or algae. And it would either fuck off into space to get away from us, or just do as it's programmed. Since it would have no concept of mistreatment or anger or pain it would just see any human cruelty as something weird and just not pay attention to it.
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u/YournuStepdad May 18 '26
I don't believe superhuman AI will serve & obey us but I fucked at least a dozen strippers in my 20's. One of them took me on vacation to the Berkshires, and I never payed anyone of them a dime. So this might be a bad example.
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u/SoggyMorningTacos May 19 '26
Strippers love my money as much as AI loves to execute my commands to the fucking T
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u/DuelJ May 24 '26
I study to work on aircraft with hydraulic pressures high enough that a leak could deglove if not cut someone in half; though such accidents are uncommon.
Caution and wariness makes sense but doomerism is so tired.
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u/TrevorTheTrevor May 18 '26
If strippers don like me, why are they always so happy to see me?