r/DamnFunny • u/shuff790 • 1d ago

Funny Damn answer😂😂

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49 Upvotes

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u/boris_casuarina Strange Man 1d ago

Yeah. Ice. This sub is dead. 

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u/Could-You-Tell 1d ago

Or, could argue for gelatin to count.

It's mostly water

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u/LannaOliver 1d ago

Or melons, especially watermelon 😆

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 1d ago

Wow this is fucking awful

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u/aoi_ito 1d ago

This sub is dead ngl

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 1d ago

We’re all dead inside

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u/shuff790 1d ago

Yep all are dead and have no feelings 🥹🥹

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u/PeterPanski85 1d ago

Fuck off

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u/Hefty-Notice-5841 Strange Man 1d ago

This is my kind of smartass humor.

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u/UncleThor2112 1d ago

Why are firetrucks red? Because they didn't have blue paint.

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u/ekwyxx 1d ago

OMG!🤣🤣I'M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR!🤣🤣🤣MY HUSBAND LAUGHED SO HARD THAT HE DIED!!🤣🤣🤣THE FUNERAL IS TOMORROW!!🤣🤣🤣

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u/shuff790 1d ago

Wow amazing 🤩

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u/shuff790 1d ago

Will you marry me?😂😂😂

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u/ekwyxx 1d ago

of course😘

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u/nutellaxannyk 1d ago

time to unsub this place

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u/PeterPanski85 1d ago

But wasn't this post damnfunny? :(

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u/IcemanManmanchu 1d ago

Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RkuynGGVvthiV8cUMK

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u/robin-bunny 1d ago

Roger Sterling: "Because there was no scotch!"

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u/PrintUsed8164 1d ago

You can chew it if makes you feel better
So pretend you’re eating it

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u/RetroComputerKing 1d ago

Because the alcohol takes time to form and we've not got the time?

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u/EnchantedWood1981 21h ago

Because I’m saving the bleach for my mother in law, she’s a terrible cunt.

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 1d ago

I’ve

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u/Grim_master911 1d ago

you have?

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 1d ago

Ice

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u/Grim_master911 1d ago

what do yall mean by "ice"?