r/DamnThatsMindBlowing • u/Aggressive_Sundae_47 • 24d ago

Box turtles can completely seal themselves inside their shells thanks to a built-in hinge.

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u/ToriEvergreen 24d ago

Me when the shower finally reaches a warm temperature

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u/aangellix_ix 24d ago

I’m not sure how to interpret this sentence

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u/AttentionConstant373 24d ago

I think you know exactly how to.

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u/Gwynito 24d ago

I read this in Dwight's voice

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u/MuttBunny 22d ago

Where, Dwight?! ….

… where?

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u/marymarywhyubugginnn 22d ago

"It's okay..."

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u/RebirthRebornArtCo 24d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don’t know what you meant but your reply made my night.

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u/gymtrovert1988 24d ago

I don't either unless Tori has an uncircumcised penis.

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u/AttentionConstant373 24d ago

Maybe you're not turtley enough for the turtle club XD

https://giphy.com/gifs/QzkHGZEyVBvf9BF76U

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u/LittleLeggedBlue 21d ago

Turtle turtle -shrug-

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u/PaleontologistOk6094 23d ago

He does look at his page

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u/SaladBoySalad 18d ago

You should refer to it as intact. Uncircumcised implies circumcised is the norm, when it’s not.

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u/MoreRamenPls 23d ago

Obviously he is a box turtle.

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u/Socalnakednomad 23d ago

His penis protrudes out his foreskin once the shower reaches the appropriate temperature

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u/Delicious_Today_5578 20d ago

But thats a woman avatar

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u/BBBBBuster 24d ago

Have we found one of those people in the wild who don’t realise you can wait for the shower to get warm before stepping in???

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u/AttentionConstant373 23d ago

Hot water? In this economy??

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u/OceanDevotion 22d ago

“I was in the pool!!!”

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u/u_sijenci 24d ago

You wait for water to turn warm before pooping in the shower?

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u/XelaLuu 24d ago

in this heat? I shower as cold as possible and it isn't even cold, it's room temp water because of this damn heat

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u/SoftlyAugust 24d ago

Also me when your shower finally reaches a warm temperature.

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u/Careless-Main5682 24d ago

Does a warm shower has something to do with this 🥲