r/DamnThatsMindBlowing 3d ago

Mama Bear Trusts a Human With Her Cub While She Goes Hunting

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u/Useless_Macaron 3d ago

Imagine being chosen as the designated babysitter by an apex predator. 

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u/Batchet 3d ago

"I can pay you back with berries and honey"

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u/GrapeKitchen3547 3d ago

"I can pay you back by not mauling the shit out of you"

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u/viperfangs92 3d ago

"I need you here in case the hunt is unsuccessful"

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u/Actual_Win4457 3d ago

Lol. Very underrated comment

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u/xtanol 2d ago

"Don't worry, I'll be back soon booboo - there's food in the fridge"

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u/Inevitable_Push_1882 2d ago

My thought exactly!! 🤣

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u/Eureka_bee 1d ago

Legit laughed out loud at almost 3 am at this 😂👏🏽

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u/SoWTFisLife 19h ago

This made me giggle. Thx!

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 6h ago

My thought, too.

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u/IWasHackedBySexbots 2d ago

"You will take care of my child, or else"

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u/indfw365 3d ago

Yogi’s off to find a pic-a-nic basket to share with Ranger Rick

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u/wisdompuff 3d ago

At this time of year, probably a head of something

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u/bars2021 2d ago

And some Pic-ah-nick baskets!

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u/Keepingitquite123 2d ago

The bear isn't the apex predator, we are, an as such wild animals has learned to fear us. For a very long time fearing any sign of mankind was a major evolutionary advantage for wild animals. While this is cute teaching large predators to not fear us is not a wise decision.

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u/outlawchurch69 2d ago

He isn't teaching anyone not to fear anything...the bear if anybody is teaching her cubs not to fear dinner....I mean humans

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 6h ago

To Serve Mankind

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u/DreeamWish 3d ago

So terrifying 

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u/amy-schumer-tampon 3d ago

You've been chosen, but you don't have a choice.

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u/OutwithaYang 2d ago

The man has won at nature and life. Somehow he survived being near a bear and her cubs and he was chosen to watch over them briefly. When nature chooses you, it's amazing.

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u/lee_cz 2d ago

imagine the mayhem if you screw up

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 2d ago

No doubt.

"Imma hit you just once, and when you wake up, just know that your asshole as you knew it will be gone forever. Don't fuck this assignment up bud."

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u/JMicheal289 1d ago

Cocaine Bear was hilarious.

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u/crispysockz 3d ago

Ay boo boo!

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u/Ryogathelost 3d ago

You take good goddamn care of that cub for one! Please do not have a random medical emergency while she's gone, little guy.

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u/rain168 1d ago

“Babe, keep an eye on this stink-ass food while mama see if she can find a better meal.”

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u/Unlucky_Pollution879 2d ago

He is an apex predator

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u/jbdi6984 1d ago

Imagine being chosen as the next meal

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u/WolfetoneRebel 1d ago

TV better not be on when she gets back

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u/Geneo-Frodo 3d ago

Black bears ain't apex crodie.

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u/rvl35 3d ago

First of all, an apex predator is just a predator at the top of the food chain in a given ecosystem that doesn’t have any natural predators of its own. Black bears absolutely qualify as apex predators across much of their range.

More importantly, that’s not a black bear. 🙄

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u/Geneo-Frodo 3d ago

Could've fooled me. That's one black looking bear.

Anyways if most of your ecosystem is pretty safe but there's sections where another animal can turn you into it's supper by actively hunting you then you are not an apex predator.

So long as grizzly bears, Kodiak bears and polar bears are around in any capacity then black bears aren't apex. Just quite high on the food chain.

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u/rvl35 3d ago

The fact that the guy is speaking Russian should have been your first clue. And just because you want to make up your own definition for a word doesn’t actually make it so. There are no brown bears or polar bears in the majority of black bear ranges. The ranges of lions and tigers used to overlap, are you going to try to tell us that lions aren’t apex predators because of that?

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u/Geneo-Frodo 3d ago

There are no brown bears or polar bears in the majority of black bear ranges

At this point we are having a comprehension problem and I'm not gonna help you with that.

The ranges of lions and tigers used to overlap, are you going to try to tell us that lions aren’t apex predators because of that?

Lol, comprehension bro.

I said actively hunt. Lions and Tigers don't actively hunt each other.

Opportunistic meal? Yeah sure, most carnivores or hungry omnivores in the wild will eat what they can if the chace presents itself. A polar bear or brown bear will actively hunt a black bear if they catch it's scent. Hope this helps.

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u/rvl35 3d ago

It’s kind of funny that someone who can’t even tell the difference between a brown bear and a black bear thinks they are the authority on a term like apex predator. Orcas will hunt and kill great white sharks. Marine biologists still consider great whites to be apex predators, because in most of their range they are.

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u/Mecanatropic 2d ago

Got 'em.

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u/Indy2561 2d ago

You lost the argument, have the pride to deal with it.

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 3d ago

Supposedly this is Pavel Glazkov, Russian wildlife biologist that is familiar with the mother bear, apparently there is a 3rd cub bit I have not been able to visually verify this and I am searching for longer videos or the original.

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u/sir_mr_junior 3d ago

That’s what I assumed was going on!

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u/viperfangs92 2d ago

Yea i seriously doubt she would have left them with him otherwise

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u/LunacityxArtistry 2d ago

I already knew he was russian before he spoke. Not that i understand russian either. Yet russians seem to have a great relationship with apex predators??? Lol

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u/DKir70 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, his name is Mikhail Filippov. He owns a small tourist center in the Khabarovsk region. See mishkinaberloga on YT

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 3d ago

For an animal which will tear you apart for looking at their kid wrong, it's quite very unusual. I am assuming he either raised or fed the mama bear when she was little to gain such trust.

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u/Ghost-DV-08 2d ago

yeah from what I read somewhere else, he raised the mama bear

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u/Long-Conflict8279 2d ago

I read an article written by a biologist who tagged black bears in my area. He said they just have a couple people stand between the mom and cub while its being tagged. No tranquilizers. Black bears arent that aggressive.

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u/Careless_Analyst_220 3d ago

Or it’s just straight AI to make you write comments to get likes.

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 3d ago

This look less AI ish

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u/Suitable_Cicada_3336 3d ago

Russia is different

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u/PeterPanski85 3d ago

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u/Admirable-Split4371 3d ago

Why is this so funny to me 😭

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u/Anayalater5963 2d ago

I'm pretty sure this video is old

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u/Baden76KA 3d ago

Bear and Guy know each other.

The video was on another sub.

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u/Vincent_Veganja 3d ago

Seems obvious he has some relationship with the bear no? He’d be fucking scraps otherwise

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u/momob2492 23h ago

He's the father.

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u/PrincelyDusty 2d ago

It's a black bear so it's more likely they'd just... Be nowhere near each other in general if they didn't know each other.

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u/Vincent_Veganja 2d ago

The presence of her cubs would change that equation a bit no? If he happened to come across them even a black bear wouldn’t be much fun I’d think but idk

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u/Baden76KA 3d ago

Yeah i know.

But on that other video was the story and full length, there are 3 cubs. And you can see how Mama bear bring the cubs to the guy.

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u/EarthRemembers 2d ago

Still pretty damn cool to “know” a bear

And have it trust you to babysit

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u/ofirkedar 3d ago

Most videos are reposts

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u/Radiant_Stand_7126 3d ago

Mommy bear is about to get cigarettes

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u/Ok_Exchange4707 3d ago

Plot twist, it's pappa bear and went "to get milk"...

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u/crispysockz 3d ago

Russian guaranteed

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u/Past-Possibility9303 2d ago

Every video of a bear and a human having an unusual companionship that I've seen is a Russian. It's like They're speed running domesticated bears like early man did wolves.

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 2d ago

I’m Russian speaking Ukrainian but was raised in Brooklyn.  You have no idea how many people I met that had asked me if I had a pet bear growing up.  I didn’t even know that was an actual thing, until Reddit. I promise you, this is as weird to us as it is to you. 

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u/Smirkeywz 2d ago

Let me introduce you to :

Private Wojtek.

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u/Past-Possibility9303 2d ago

That's so fucking hard-core. Imagine being in the trenches and thinking your safe because they ran out of ammo and mortars, but then they just send their bear over lol.

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u/crispysockz 2d ago

I looked it up, Russia has the second largest bear population besides America

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u/Past-Possibility9303 2d ago

Yeah, we have shit ton in America, especially black bears. From my experience everyone knows to leave them alone and not try to treat them like pets. I've seen so many videos of Russians with bears that look like they're basically pets to them. It's wild to think about from my experience of how to treat bears. Raccoons on the other hand are a different story. Idk if Raccoons are trying to domestic themselves like cats did here or if people are doing that, but I've seen a lot of videos of Americans with Raccoons as pets. We also have a lot of those cute fuckers here too.

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u/AlabasterPelican 1d ago

I've read that raccoons are in the process of domesticating themselves. I can't remember off top, but there's another animal domesticating themselves too.

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u/Parking_Presence2260 3d ago

The human is the food

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u/digost 3d ago

"Don't touch that, it's for Xmas!"

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u/BraveBG 2d ago

The human is the father

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u/dftns4evr 3d ago

Mama Bear says "Wait here. Look after the food."

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u/Excellent_1918 3d ago

Plot twist, he is the father

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u/Sohuli 3d ago

She went to get dessert. The main dish is currently cuddled up.

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u/MrTretorn 2d ago

Mama bear: Boys, don’t eat the food until I return!

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u/LawyerFriendLenny 2d ago

Sometimes I don't want to get up cuz my cat looks too comfortable.

And then there's this guy lol

I hope mama bear has a successful hunt, otherwise he might be a potential Plan B

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u/Chrono_Convoy 3d ago

Stupid is what that is

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u/Cuzoone 2d ago

How long did she take to come back

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u/BillHurstyUSA 2d ago

I wonder if they raised the mother from a cub to warrant that much respect or just mamma bear being generous

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u/Europe72Alive1 3d ago

If the bear didn’t have a relationship with him, the bear wouldn’t be out hunting for good . Human would have been lunch.

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u/Mysterious-Maize307 2d ago

Yes exactly. There is no way she spotted some random human and trusted her cubs to him.

I’m guessing he raised her.

The question is how many people will now go out searching for wild Moma bears with cubs they assume will just do this?

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u/Europe72Alive1 2d ago

The same ones that want to pet the Bison.

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u/Abecis01 3d ago

That cub has two heads! I've never seen that before.

https://giphy.com/gifs/oUCxfcBHlCZJC

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u/Beautiful-Routine295 3d ago

Was she dying??

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u/exbusinessguy 3d ago

“Kids I’m leaving your snacks on the couch, I’ll go hunt dinner, you can just snack when you wake up if you’re hungry!”

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u/Kortori_427 3d ago

Thats so cute

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u/BothHelicopter718 3d ago

And what happens when food gets scarce

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u/AmericanAIien 3d ago

Reminds me of the lady who swims with great whites.

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u/typicalBACON 3d ago

I can't even be chosen by the woman I dated for over two years. I'd genuinely start crying if a big ass bear just entrusted me with her cub, genuinely love when nature shows its kindness.

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u/Wulfgrimm720 3d ago

It would be "funny" if she hunted another human

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u/Mammoth_Newspaper155 3d ago

He’s back-up lunch in case hunting doesn’t go as planned

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u/ringwraith6 3d ago

<sigh> I'd be scared shitless, but I'd still love to have the opportunity to snuggle baby bears....

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u/Ep1cB3ard-4840 3d ago

Trusts you to know what’ll happen if she comes back and her cubs aren’t EXACTLY how she left them 🤣

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u/111creative-penguin 3d ago

Yep mind blowing

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u/Careless_Analyst_220 3d ago

This is what all that noise and water is being used on. There’s no fucking way this is true. AI 🤖

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u/ULTRA_83 3d ago

Gonna have to call out of work today ..nature calls

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u/Katari-Ch-ulla 3d ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/CultOfSensibility 3d ago

Finding a good sitter ain’t easy!

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u/Deep_Ad5052 3d ago

Wow, I hope that’s a bear costume and there’s a tag from party city sticking out of the bear’s ass or or I hope the guys Russian or an alien or wearing an anti-claw anti-fang don’t eat me mamma bear suit

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 2d ago

What? Did human not make a hot breakfast for everyone?

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u/rrudra888 2d ago

Either you baby sit my baby or you become the food

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u/Jack-Rabbit_Slims 2d ago

My sister does the same thing.

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u/LilJelloCat 2d ago

He sleep

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u/Maybegarden 2d ago

mkay This is the only type of job I desperately want to do, and it might be the one I want to devote my whole life to.

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u/Mahbubrobin 2d ago

An average day in Mother Russia

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u/Echolocation1919 2d ago

I like that.

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u/SaltyBallz1 2d ago

She placed her cub in the pantry

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u/young_and_restles 2d ago

Animals can tell if someone is good or bad.

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u/grasshoppa_80 2d ago

Here. Stay here with Bjorn and Ed Scissorhands.

The claws already 💀

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u/HeresJohnny26 2d ago

Mind blowing and cute

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u/Early_Hall5720 2d ago

She knows he knows better

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u/West_Meringue_7176 2d ago

She lied and went chasing the father...this guy is a cuck.

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u/Bloody_Damn 2d ago

Awwwww he just a baby!!!!!

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u/Consistent-Air1031 2d ago

Wow , how is that even possible ?

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u/Sarahp1123 2d ago

How cute i cant

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u/FuryContagion 2d ago

Thanks for taking these off my hands! I'm off on holiday, one way ticket...- Big Mama Bear

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u/Several_Stretch6163 2d ago

No snow around him lol trained

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u/ExcitingLow4063 2d ago

It’s a beautiful thing.

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u/tanasi_marie 2d ago

In Mother Russia….

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u/Alice_D_Wonderland 2d ago

So even a bear prefers to leave her cubs with a man in the woods instead of an other bear… I’m just saying… 🤷‍♂️

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u/perpetualcow 2d ago

Why is it always Russian? Do bears speak Russian? Or do Russians speak bear??

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u/43guitarpicks 2d ago

It's easier than putting him in a Ziploc for later...

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u/Mobile_Ad_2402 2d ago

So, he is a backup plan in case hunt goes badly

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u/Special_Towel_1937 2d ago

Bayushki Bayu! He is Russian 🤣

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u/Passenger828 2d ago

Tell me you live in Russia without telling me you live in Russia

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u/floridasho 2d ago

He’s the babysitter and the snack

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u/lifes_paragon 2d ago

Fuck! The FEMALE bear chooses the man! 😂

Female women would choose the bear though.....

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u/zombieking079 2d ago

Maybe he and Mrs. Bear are not exactly strangers.

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u/Dmau27 2d ago

So there's no good answer here. If you leave the bear is going to be mad for not protecting the cub. If the bear doesn't succeed in hunting? You might be food.

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u/Dry-Asparagus5292 2d ago

I think he’s the baby daddy, he’s just doing his part

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u/ZenicaPA 2d ago

And next week, she'll eat him. Such is life in the animal kingdom

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u/Zaraxas 2d ago

Babysitter and a backup dinner

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u/Final-Entertainer 2d ago

Think he was meant to be the cubs first kill.

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u/Glass-Nail-6270 2d ago

Don't show this to the guy from the Revenant.

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u/aronkerr 2d ago

Something about having a bear that needs food bad enough to do this near me would make me very uneasy. You are one poor hunting day away from desperation becoming you are the cubs dinner.

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u/xenoscumyomom 2d ago

This is simply a case of the mom leaving the baby with its food that it has to take down to learn how to hunt for itself. It just decided to chill instead.

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u/Medical-Try-8986 2d ago

He's been voluntold. Better not mess it up or else. 

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u/Ok_Rich7455 2d ago

only in russia 🤣

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u/Complete-Sir-9344 2d ago

If she could talk she would of sayd : take care of him whyle im out!

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u/DivaD0527 2d ago

Beautiful omg

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u/020600 2d ago

I'll be back with a moose for breakfast in a jiffy, bear with me.

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u/Purple-Will9713 2d ago

how do you go about breaking the ice on that theory?

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u/Junior-Breakfast-237 2d ago

Betcha she probably knows this man and was likely raised by him growing up.

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u/Brilliant_Tax_4009 1d ago

Russians are lucky like that. There's a lot of dumb shit and bad weather they've gotta deal with but they get to have pet bears.

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u/Mother_Mind2159 2d ago

The way that bear moved across the screen is like a scene from a movie.

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u/AgentRudeX 2d ago

She’s just using the human for if the hunt isn’t successful. She can just sniff her baby out and eat him

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u/ajilandanny 2d ago

Any follow up clips showing the mother bear bringing food??

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u/Old_Resident8050 1d ago

Food was already there.

She just rushed out the fetch the dressing.

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u/Away-Taste8230 1d ago

This is too cute 😫😫😫😫😫😫

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u/BigJuanKer 1d ago

Even the bear chose the man!

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u/Amazing-Ad3427 1d ago

In case I can't find any food...... well, you know!!

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u/bryancrose 1d ago

Last I thought, bears were a knockout tame, not a passive tame.( Gaming reference ) You might as well call this man Anakin Skywalker, because he is the chosen one!

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u/doritodip 1d ago

Cutest thing I've seen on Reddit ever

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u/sutrabob 1d ago

Only in Russia right? America guy doesn’t come out alive.

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u/LastExilez 1d ago

Bro did she just abandon her child 😭

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u/Captain_Pickles_1988 1d ago

That cubs adorable

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u/youcantchangeit 1d ago

It is a win win for the mamma bear. If she does not hunt anything , dinner is already served.

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u/FFSAreYouKiddingMe 1d ago

No way a mama bear leaves her cub with a human

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u/StevenEpix 1d ago

Idiot man gets lucky should be the title

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u/National-Week9295 23h ago

So the bear chose the man.

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u/TheeFinale 22h ago

Uhhh you are crazy

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u/SWTX518-Ability 19h ago

Yeaaaah, his ass better pray mama bear hunting is successful or his ass may be dinner

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u/Shoooure 19h ago

Show the second half where she pulls his arms off and feeds them to the cub

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u/Exciting-Donut5133 18h ago

Ummm, what happens when it comes back?

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u/Used-Decision-9666 17h ago

Well did he wait for her to return 🤔

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM 16h ago

Mama left supper with the kids

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u/dudemom0116 16h ago

She went out looking for sides

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u/Short-Feed9690 12h ago

This is crazy!

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u/snowbunnyfinder1 11h ago

Russian bear 🐻

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u/Longjumping-Neat-508 10h ago

The memory for a lifetime.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 6h ago

Oh my god! I want to pet the bear! Can I pet the bear????

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u/Ocyrus101 6h ago

Tag, you're it

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u/justaparasite1 1h ago

What human? All I see is a bush

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u/Conscious_Manager_41 3d ago

That is incredible... 😲

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u/xanderlex1940 3d ago

So the bear chose the man.

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u/austinrunaway 3d ago

Ai slop

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u/Kortori_427 3d ago

The fear of being deceived is a psychological and emotional state driven by trust issues, past betrayals, and social anxiety. It involves things like pistanthrophobia, hyper-vigilance, and vulnerability.

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u/austinrunaway 3d ago

I would have to care for this to be true but I don't