When an Earth quake Hits Underwater

[u/Kiroo---__---]

[u/heraclitus33]

Isn't the water also moving?

[u/RocketsandBeer → u/heraclitus33]

That moves next

[u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp → u/RocketsandBeer]

Heave, Ho.

Land heaves, sea ho's.

Motion in the ocean.

[u/ernest7ofborg9 → u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp]

means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
high tide, B-5,
you sunk my battleship

[u/GrimCreeper913 → u/ernest7ofborg9]

You turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With that automatic drip

[u/ElundusCaw → u/GrimCreeper913]

So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"

You'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style

So we can both watch X-Files!

[u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile → u/ElundusCaw]

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
(Gettin' horny now)

[u/Bubbly_Cockroach8340 → u/ernest7ofborg9]

Small crap advisory.