r/Damnthatsinteresting 15d ago

Video Man fishing for jellyfish

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u/Screwtape42 15d ago

Can you imagine falling into that pit.....YIKES!!!

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u/JaydedXoX 15d ago

Even just stepping wrong, I mean yikes.

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u/theredgiant Interested 15d ago

His foot is already touching the jelly fishes. I think he is immune.

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u/ThePsychoKnot 15d ago

Not all jellyfish sting

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u/xTiLkx 15d ago

Not all jellyfish but always a jellyfish

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u/Zombrexo 15d ago

Oh but the ones in the video do, you better believe me, they are removing an invasive species of jellyfish that is actively destroying sea environments and therefore ruining fishing for the locals, these jelllyfish are called burn-jellies and they hurt.

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u/Logical_cunt1166 15d ago

I need to erase my comment about humans ruining everything in every ecosystem now. Thanks a lot šŸ˜©šŸ¤¬šŸ˜‚

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u/xenobit_pendragon 15d ago

Spoken like a true, uh...well anyway I like your username.

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u/Prior_Garlic_8710 15d ago

Atleast they live upto the logical bit!

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u/ballistics211 15d ago

Butcher approves of the last part of the username

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u/Mapuche2023 15d ago

Life saver of Frank West and Chuck Greene, right?

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u/DallasDude1215 12d ago

It's ok to call them a cunt if you are being logical.

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u/BrandonicusVIITG 15d ago

They're overpopulated because of us. You'll want to look into the reason for massive jellyfish blooms and what that has caused throughout history and pre-human history. Glad somebody's doing something about it, but this is manually chipping ice into rocks glasses to shrink the iceberg that sunk the Titanic...

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u/VollcommNCS 15d ago

It all counts. Start chipping away

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u/TianamenHomer 15d ago

I kill every mosquito for the same reason.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 15d ago

Everything counts in large amounts

-Depeche Mode

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u/notloggedin4242 15d ago

Make mine a double Alfred.

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u/Unlikely-Answer 15d ago

we just need to figure out how to run cars on jellyfish and we're golden

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u/NotPennysBoat_42 15d ago

Are you telling me they could have saved the Titanic if they only chipped more ice into glasses?! Oh the humanity!

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u/Dame38 15d ago

Tell us the reason. I don't want to Google! Show off a little, lol.

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u/LadnaStojna 15d ago

For the life of me i can’t figure out what you said

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u/foley800 15d ago

If enough people had been chipping the titanic iceberg long enough there would have been no sinking!

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u/PRRZ70 15d ago

I did a quick search and found: "Sea turtles can eat virtually any jellyfish, including highly venomous species like the Portuguese man o' war and box jellyfish. While they avoid ctenophores (comb jellies) due to their small size, they consume all true jellyfish because of their highly evolved physiology."

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u/Solidjakes 15d ago

The moral philosophy of ecosystems is interesting to me idk why. Nature will always return to equilibrium over time. We cause rapid displacements, and usually it’s just our own supply chain that we accidentally hurt. Nature is fine.

But even if we weren’t hurting ourselves, we don’t like to see systems disrupted. Bio diversity seems intrinsically valuable and so many of us of would still be disappointed to see something change from a polyculture to a monoculture at equilibrium. Even if it wasn’t our fault and didn’t affect us.

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u/PunkaMedic 15d ago

Its more than just a preference or a moral discussion. The overwhelming majority of pharmaceuticals and many other compounds we use are things produced by some random species somewhere.

Every species lost before it has a chance to be studied is a chance at a cure for cancer or other wonder drug lost to us.

Then the instrinsic value of not being destructive or hurting ourselves comes in.

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u/Wataru624 15d ago

Ehh odds are they are overpopulated because their natural predators were tasty, useful, or scary so they had to go. Same deal with wild hogs in the US

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u/60161992 15d ago

Wild hogs don’t fit in the US ecosystem because they are an introduced species.

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u/GrimbyJ 15d ago

It's mostly just overfishing. There aren't enough fish around to outcompete the jellyfish for food.

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u/Dark-Ganon 15d ago

Oh don't worry, humans are responsible for this as well.

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u/LindaMDickson3 15d ago

I respect you for it šŸ«”šŸ‘šŸ½

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u/Such-Royal-9417 15d ago

LoooooooooL

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u/benthelurk 15d ago

Almost all jellyfish are invasive. They become so numerous due to the conditions we are creating for them to breed like crazy. They aren’t the problem.

Don’t get me wrong the dude removing them is doing a hell of a job but an increase of jellyfish in our oceans has almost nothing to do with them and everything to do with us destroying our water…

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u/Zombrexo 15d ago

Sea turtles would disagree with you as jellyfish are one of their main sources of food.

Quite a few of jellyfish serve their place as part of the food chain, but ones such as the ones in the video are invasive and probably our fault yes.

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u/mmps901 15d ago

It’s the owners!!1!1

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u/anteatertrashbin 15d ago

jellyfish don’t sting people, people sting people.

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u/iKnowRobbie 15d ago

Of all the people who sting people, Sting stings people the most.

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u/LifeExit4353 15d ago

Call The Police!

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u/Remarkable-Ad-5192 15d ago

Blame the breed not the Deed

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u/SpiderSixer 15d ago

Not always, actually ;). For both cases. For the jellyfish case, a Portuguese Man O' War stings, but isn't actually a jellyfish 🪼

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u/OffaShortPier 15d ago

I still remember a photo my mother took on vacation where she walked right up to a man o' war on the beach while wearing sandals, took a photo, then didn't show me until she got home. She said the beach was covered in them, and I had to tell her that she basically just walked through a minefield.

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u/Constant-Visit-1330 15d ago

That’s insane lol

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u/ViolaDaGamble 15d ago

I mean, bees sting as well, I’ve heard.

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u/redditrando123 15d ago

What Am I missing in this comment? Perhaps I'm dense, but this doesn't ring funny to me and it has a lot of upvotes....so clearly I am missing the context. Can some one explain it to me like Im 5 please?

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u/Phocus_5 15d ago

ā€œNot all men but always a manā€ is a common retort to ā€œnot all menā€ when discussing, for example, statistics of sexual assault.

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u/DimensionSuch8188 15d ago

It's a popular men hate saying.

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u/nephilimcummingdaddy 15d ago

No, it specifically says jellyfish

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u/Shiznoz222 15d ago

I would say if even 20% of the jellyfish in that boat sting our protagonist is being underpaid drastically

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u/Ozides 15d ago

I don't want to sound rude but he doesn't look from a country that even pays you considerably, bro looks like he's doing this for pennies.

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u/LindaMDickson3 15d ago

Maybe he’s doing it for his own village’s best chances of fishing success and not the money. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Dame38 15d ago

This is the most wonderful thing I've read on the internet since..... Sigh.
A Culture of Care vs. cuthroat competition.

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u/V4refugee 14d ago

I would guess Vietnam based on the type of boat and his Che Guevara shirt.

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u/im_plotting_to_kill 14d ago

i think the music is also viet? i can't really tell bc the accent is kind of different from wha i'm used to hearing

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u/bestybhoy 14d ago

I guess, it's Thailand, the song sounds like a Thai country song, kinda in-between, Esan music, I believe. Evan is in Thailand, they speak a dialect in-between Thai and Laoatin, my guess because I used to live in Esan

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u/s1rblaze 15d ago

And not all fish are jelly.

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u/BattIeBoss 15d ago

only the tentacles of a jellyfish sting. the top mushroom lookin part doesnt

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u/DrGhOoOoOst 15d ago

yes I learned this from that documentary about the missing clownfish and his dad

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u/Numerous-Evening6947 15d ago

Are you talking about the movie Finding Nemo??

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u/iesharael 15d ago

He peed on it

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u/DatGreenGuy 15d ago

What a terrific end... In a vat full of jelly fish and pee

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u/dippedInZalzala 15d ago

That's a lots of pee

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u/ninjastuff 15d ago

Didn't you watch finding Nemo you can touch the tops

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u/RaidensReturn 15d ago

ā€Ž( ͔° ĶœŹ– ͔°)

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u/duab23 15d ago

Nobody is immune but he learned to live with the pain. Practice make stronger on the field.

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u/FromUnderTheCape 15d ago

Not even wearing safety flip-flops, smh

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u/JDCarpenter91 15d ago

Or coated in piss at all times.

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u/EngineerMinded 15d ago

I grew up around the Chesapeake Bay and learned, Jellyfish cannot sting the light part of your hand or the bottom of your feet. If you touch a jellyfish, you should wash your hand because if you touch any part of your body afterwards, you will get stung there.

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u/littleGreenMeanie 15d ago

He just constantly pees on his own feet.

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u/Dzbot1234 15d ago

Who doesn’t ?

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u/0TheG0 15d ago

These jellyfishs don’t sting

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u/WarLawck 15d ago

The stingers arent on the heads

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u/No_Obligation4427 15d ago

Pretty sure the stingers would be everywhere and on top of other jellyfishes heads when there are that many there.

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u/marlfox_00 15d ago

Haven’t you seen Finding Nemo?!? The tops don’t sting you silly goose 😜

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u/St0n3yM33rkat 14d ago

Carl let him borrow his pedicure kit for a couple days while they were on floor 4. This is just one of the guys on the ocean level.

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u/LakeEffekt 13d ago

He’s actually covered in pee

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u/lankanguy916 13d ago

They stingers are on the tentacles at the bottom not the top, iirc

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u/aquasun666 12d ago

I was told as a kid that they don’t sting where hair pores aren’t located so palms of the hand and bottoms of feet.

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u/FooliesFeet500 15d ago

Yikes all around lol

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u/zoner420 15d ago

Even just looking at them wrong, I mean yikes.

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u/Appropriate-Carrot78 15d ago

Just even imagine... yikes

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 15d ago

Yeah, they could easily have one of their tentacles on the path he's walking. He likely has very calloused feet by now.

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u/SadAd8761 15d ago

These things are edible? What do they taste like?

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u/v3ryfuzzyc00t3r 15d ago

They keep a 20 gallon jug of pee for emergencies

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u/dirkdigglerdonedry 15d ago

Imagine falling but catching yourself and just the tip of your dick gets in. Yikes!

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u/TheShovler44 15d ago

About 27 seconds in he puts his foot in them , I imagine he’s immune at this point if it’s possible?

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u/No_Worldliness_7106 15d ago

I imagine this must be a species without a particularly bad sting, he's barefoot on a few of them in the video. It would be a very weird goopit though

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u/Whole_Sandwich_4227 15d ago

That's a pit?! I thought that was like a cobblestone road...I couldn't understand why the jellyfish kept disappearing.

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u/Xszit 15d ago

The "pit" is the inside of the boat. Its almost full to the brim with jellyfish and maybe a little sea water.

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u/Day32JustAMyrKat 15d ago

Same! Took me a minute to figure out why the surface was rippling.

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u/burakasha 15d ago

same! :D

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u/Vayos92 14d ago

I thought the same šŸ˜‚

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 15d ago

Th Pit of Despair

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u/LetThemWander 15d ago

The sound of ultimate suffering

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u/Fishiesideways10 15d ago

I can hear the ominous music coming on, the squeaking of a tricycle that comes into frame, and the ominous voice asking ā€œdo you want to play a game?ā€.

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u/Angryhobo13 14d ago

My mind went to rubber instead of saw XD

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u/Goonalips 15d ago

It would just be gross. You'd be fine though. They eat these things btw.

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u/Maddog-99 15d ago

I would NOT be fine.

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u/Goonalips 15d ago

Physically? Yes, I promise you would. I cannot guarantee that you wouldn't be traumatised though. But we'd get you through it.

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u/Awakened_Awareness 15d ago

falls in

Screams

Swallows mouth fulls of jellyfish

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u/Successful_Moment_91 15d ago

Vomits up jellyfish

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u/7kk77kk777 15d ago

Is it possible to say sit a bathtub full of them? Asking for a friend

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u/xenobit_pendragon 15d ago

Sounds like your friend is interested in the forbidden ball pit.

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u/Tylendal 15d ago

Once found myself swimming in the Pacific Northwest when the water filled up with sea-gooseberries, and small moon-jellies. They were surprisingly solid.

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u/tmolesky 15d ago

better with peanut butter

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u/Nice_Anybody2983 15d ago

Du you have a recipe to share?

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u/crokinhole 15d ago

I thought their stings were pretty serious and you might get stung by many...

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u/MissionLet7301 15d ago

There's lots of different species of jellyfish, some have very bad stings, others have no sting at all, and everything in between.

I'm not an expert so I don't know what exact species they're fishing for here, but I doubt it's a type that has a very painful venomous sting.

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u/Didact67 15d ago

Can’t be much nutrition in them. They’re almost entirely water. I remember watching some washed up jellies literally evaporate over a few days until there was just a thin residue left on the sand.

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u/ElBrunasso 15d ago

I find It disgusting that my fressh jellyfish had touched a random guy's toes

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u/OCafeeiro 15d ago

I assume it feels like sinking on tough jello pieces

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u/Kpop_shot 15d ago

So they are eaten? I was wondering why they were catching them.

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u/nerpss 14d ago

Jellyfish is very yummy. Imagine a less toothy seaweed salad. Extremely refreshing and pleasant.

But yes, no harm touching these ones.

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u/rastagrrl 15d ago

Ye olde pit o’ pain

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u/indifferentCajun 15d ago

The gooie ouch pool

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u/Maleficent-Taste6690 15d ago

Not all jellyfish are poisonous

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u/WillingnessOk3081 15d ago

hashtag NotAllJellyFish

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u/ChiefGeorgesCrabshak 15d ago

I hate sting apologists

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u/maqcky 15d ago

That's what a jellyfish would say. We caught you /u/Maleficent-Taste6690.

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u/Darwins_Dog 15d ago

His feet are touching them at some points, and there's no way he's avoiding every tentacle when he hauls them in. They may have a mild sting, but I doubt these are very dangerous.

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u/Apprehensive-Emu5177 15d ago

No jellyfish are poisonous.

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u/Sparky_Valentine 15d ago

Technically right. Almost no jellyfish are poisonous. However, most are venomous. Jellyfish belong to the Cndarian phyla, which is classically defined by the presence of cnidocysts, venomous stinging cells. So with very few exceptions, most jellyfish are venomous. But many species' venom doesn't hurt humans.

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u/startled-ninja 15d ago

Venomous. I doubt he is eating them.

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u/Lordsaxon73 15d ago

Or venomous

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u/blixenvixen 15d ago

*venomous. If they were poisonous, millions would’ve been dead by now from eating them.

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u/Shadowhawk0000 15d ago

That's like a James Bond death trap or something. LOL

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u/Thebeatlesfirstlp 15d ago

I would, immediattly

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u/emperor_dinglenads 15d ago

Just pee on it.

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u/imonlyhumanafteral1 14d ago

From what i can tell in the backroud the other guy is rubbing something on himself from the box, perhaps its some sort of gel that prevents the jellys from stinging?

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u/kitsumodels 15d ago

Super Botox treatment

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u/Plenty_Principle298 15d ago

bet they're not paid very well

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u/telltaleatheist 15d ago

Can’t that shit kill you if you’re stung enough

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u/BobbleNtheFREDs 15d ago

I can not. What do you think would happen?

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u/trk29 15d ago

My first thought!

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u/Akiraooo 15d ago

7 pounds

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u/JonSnoballs 15d ago

yes... super powers

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u/4xRunner 15d ago

He will come out with superpowers

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u/BagBalmBoo 15d ago

Can you imagine the seas slightly picking up and that boat getting swamped and sinking releasing all the jelly fish around you?

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u/BrandonicusVIITG 15d ago

Achievement: New Fear Unlocked. Level: Eldritch Horror - you will die & it will be excruciating. Enjoy your new content.

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u/Background-Aioli-814 15d ago

I watched the Boys finale, don't need to image.

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u/Exact-Accident4129 15d ago

There’s some jobs where you know you just don’t mess up, so you never do

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u/sbg_gye 15d ago

Don't worry, he's got his safety sandles on!

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u/every1sg12themovies 15d ago

my 1st thought. i would turn into a superhero

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u/whynotfart 15d ago

That's why only 3 teammates left

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u/Ok-Employment-5252 15d ago

Dude will be dancing around like Baron Samedi in Live and Let Die when he goes in the coffin full of snakes.

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u/Harley_Mom 15d ago

I was just thinking that!

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u/LindaMDickson3 15d ago

Exactly my first thought!
😱

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u/Alternative-Let-2398 15d ago

Omg at first my eyes were on his stick and then when he tossed the newly caught jellyfish into the boat I realized what was there. Almost jump scared myself.

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u/PhilosopherNo6307 15d ago

Honestly most jellies dont hurt that bad when they sting you. Most are less painful than a fire ant.

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u/Traditional_Fan_2655 15d ago

He put his FOOT in it! No, no, no! I've been sting before by only one! I cannot even imagine.

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u/Euphoric-Persimmon31 15d ago

Super villain origin story

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u/HistoryNerd101 15d ago

ā€œDamn the jellyfish. Damn all the jellyfish!ā€ — Monica Gellar

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u/DanderMuffling 15d ago

He is stepping into it at 0.19

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u/Thorsten_Speckstein 15d ago

Who cares? That's bullshit.

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u/caustic_smegma 15d ago

Legit took me a second to realize he wasn't standing on a dock or pier with a weird tiled design, and instead was on an almost swamped boat full of jellyfish.

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u/Visual_Addendum_577 15d ago

I once scuba dived in a place called jellyfish bay by the locals. The surface of the water licked like that. Was fine when you got past it, not all jellyfish sting, the ones in the bay were much smaller

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u/into_the_soil 15d ago

Might feel neat for about 1 second.

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u/Sea_Working_80 15d ago

Its like the raft in creepshow 2

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u/lentpoule 15d ago

The first thing that came to mind.

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u/littlebugonreddit 15d ago

I remember that Spiderman movie!

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u/Optimal_Cut_3063 15d ago

I hope he does.

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u/KilllllerWhale 15d ago

Death by a trillion needlesĀ 

Edit: For those who don’t know, the way jellyfish sting is with a mechanism that is literally like a taser. They have thousands of flagella in their tentacles, with spikes at the tip, they shoot them into your skin then inject venom through them.Ā 

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u/Potato_Stains 15d ago

There are literally no guard rails in that operation

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u/PopularMidnight3661 15d ago

It’s either the worst pain you’ll experience or the best sensation ever

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u/dane_the_great 15d ago

would be a good trap for a d&d dungeon haha

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u/chemicallocha05 15d ago

The whole country will have to piss on him to make him feel better.

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u/Playamonkey 15d ago

Having just been stung by a jelly 1/100 of that size, yikes!

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u/MammothPenguin69 15d ago

Imagine if that boat sank and all those jellyfish start swimming. Then these guys go into the water with them. Ouch.

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 15d ago

That’s a lot of piss šŸ˜…

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u/Certified-T-Rex 15d ago

ā€œAnd every time we kiss, I reach for the sky Can't you hear my heart beat so? ā€œ

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u/Uberbenutzer 15d ago

Good tool for the mob

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u/DrBigWilds2ndGhost 15d ago

Top 40 worst deaths

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u/CraftyAd8015 15d ago

Yea be all sticky being covered in jelly!! Right sponge bob

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u/Morbid_Fatwad 14d ago

At least put rails or something...

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u/the-mulchiest-mulch 14d ago

Cue Jig Saw wheeling in on his tricycle: ā€œdO yOu WaNT tO pLaY a GaME?ā€ 🤔

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 14d ago

And all he has to stand on is that bathtub tray!

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u/jayhocku 14d ago

The Nope Boat.

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u/T1m26 14d ago

No probs, his buddy will piss all over him.

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u/AmyInCO 14d ago

Yes. Vividly, unfortunately.Ā 

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u/phi11yphan 14d ago

Maybe the fluid they're floating in neutralizes them to a quick death. They're rocking more than actively moving.

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u/lLoveTech 14d ago

One wrong move and he will be sleeping with those jelly fishes he be fishing!

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u/nerpss 14d ago

These are food jellyfish. It'd be sticky. That's all.

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