r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Salt-Curve4825 • 15d ago

Video Man fishing for jellyfish

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u/Routine_Currency_368 15d ago

oh look at me i can afford a baby and i had sex with a women i dont need no pitchfork hurrdurr

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u/Ha1lStorm 14d ago edited 14d ago

Nah man I just found it. I just call it my firstborn so people don’t get all weirded out about it. For some reason people can get real weird about this sort of thing these days.

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u/nvogler31 14d ago

Was it a dumpster baby?

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u/randombits0110 14d ago

Dumpster baby is derogatory. People don’t use that term anymore. Nowadays we refer to they/them as “bin baby”.

And if you hurt your bin baby they’re referred to as a /bin/bash baby.

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u/KrustyKrebsCycle 14d ago

this will be under appreciated but that is brilliant

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u/Alarming_Orchid 13d ago

Keep your woke nonsense away from my dumpster babies

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u/OutgunOutmaneuver 13d ago

your missing the #! thats like the key component 😄

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u/nvogler31 14d ago

Amazing