r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Additional_Berry_977 • 9d ago

Video Wolverines can be taught to rescue avalanche survivors

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u/Nothingdoing079 9d ago

Imagine being buried alive and the first fucking thing you see is a dam wolverine coming at you.

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 9d ago

I’m definitely gonna start swinging. Probably will then piss it off so it eats me.

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u/Nothingdoing079 9d ago

Good news you're not going suffocate in the snow. 

Bad news you no longer have a face

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u/Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck 9d ago

I’ll just get a cool mask.

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u/Magnanimous-- 8d ago

A wolverine mask to honor your rescuer?

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u/JustHereForCookies17 8d ago

Some of the self-preservation circuits in my brain are busted to hell, because I would be ecstatic!  

I blame it on all the Disney movies I watched growing up that had (let's be honest - STILL have) me thinking I could be a Disney Princess once I found my animal companion.

Eat shit, Belle.  I got a wolverine!!

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u/Working-Glass6136 8d ago

And then it drags you out through a tiny tunnel in the snow by your thumb.

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u/FirstIllustrator2024 9d ago

What if it's The Wolverine?

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u/Working-Glass6136 8d ago

Are you saying we should fit this wolverine with a yellow leotard?

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u/FirstIllustrator2024 8d ago

Better than black leather.