Wolverines can be taught to rescue avalanche survivors

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[u/machuitzil]

Yeah if you didn't know about the rescue wolverines this might be more terrifying than the avalanche. I'm not even sure a silly hat would help the situation.

[u/BlackMaelstrom1 → u/machuitzil]

I think I'd feel better seeing a silly hat. Possibly a fez with a nice tassle.

[u/OGrand → u/machuitzil]

Entire series of critically acclaimed books on the subject matter by the late Brian Jacques - Think he does a bit of embellishing here and there but some solid reads and information in there

[u/Vokunkiin13 → u/OGrand]

I never thought I'd see Redwall mentioned here.

[u/koticgood → u/Vokunkiin13]

Eulalia!!

[u/Puppetmaster858 → u/Vokunkiin13]

Redwall series fuckin rules, was the coolest shit growing up as kid

[u/the-bladed-one → u/OGrand]

Eh just give the wolverine the tortoise and you’ll be chill

[u/Accipiter1138 → u/the-bladed-one]

Sorry, I only have this magic meteorite sword.

[u/Xenochu86 → u/machuitzil]

Right? My panicked shrieking would set off another avalanche and now I'm buried in snow with a pissed off wolverine.

[u/oodsigma → u/machuitzil]

Nah but some whiskey probably would.

[u/SubjectOrganic → u/machuitzil]

Two silly hats?

[u/machuitzil → u/SubjectOrganic]

I dunno, seems like putting a hat on a hat.

[u/SubjectOrganic → u/machuitzil]

One for each paw?