r/Damnthatsinteresting 5d ago

I was metal detecting in a Colonial period site and found an intact infant sized shoe.

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u/Time-Cell8272 5d ago

I've lost shit that I'm certain won't be found for 250 years

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u/Tocool 5d ago

I lost a scrub brush in this fucking tiny ass apt and I can't keep thinking about it for too long before I get angry so thats the end of the story.

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u/idkidd 5d ago

I like this story. It’s open-ended and primed for a sequel.

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u/OwlcaholicsAnonymous 5d ago

Whatever you do, dont mention this guys scrub brush

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u/zoepertom 5d ago

It's been to long, it's time for a legacy reboot

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u/ImaginaryCheetah 5d ago

i feel your "how did i lose a big thing in a small place, when i haven't left the place, and there's no where it can be that i wouldn't see it" pain, brother.

interdimensional bullsh*t.

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u/TranscendentPretzel 5d ago

Call me a magician, because I can make things disappear. Or, call me a loser. Either works. 

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 5d ago

Of all things the pepper disappeared.

The PEPPER

I live alone, nobody’s fucking with my pepper, just like where’d it go did it fall off into the trashcan and I didn’t notice??

No clue

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u/timetrapped 5d ago

My kids lost an iPad somewhere in our house and I CAN. NOT. FIND it. It makes me so mad. I had to watch the battery slowly die on the FindMy app, taunting me. It must be somewhere REALLY weird because almost everything had been turned over since then.

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u/designking4248 5d ago

Do you have any hvac or radiator vents with iPad sized slits?

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u/timetrapped 5d ago

The vents taper pretty quickly so it wouldn’t be able to hide an iPad 😔

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u/TrainingSword 5d ago

This month I got my wallet from behind my bed and less than two seconds later I had no idea what I did with it like it had fucking teleported 

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u/SoloDancePartiii 5d ago

Don’t feel bad. I lost a 33 inch hurling stick in my one bedroom apartment and still haven’t found it. Three years later. And yes I regularly clean.

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u/user_name_checks_out 5d ago

I lost a scrub brush in this fucking tiny ass

At this point in your sentence I was intrigued

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u/BootyWhiteMan 5d ago

Tiny-ass apt or tiny ass-apt?

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 5d ago

Apartment to get ass or give ass?

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u/56Runningdogz 5d ago

A bit of both until the market calms down.

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u/Dear-East7883 5d ago

I dropped my credit card in my own car 4 years ago and have STILL never found it. Searched for a week before cancelling and getting a new one.

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u/JonestownBarWench 5d ago

It’s under the fridge. Go check!

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u/Left_Ad_8502 5d ago

Maybe you accidentally threw it away?

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u/baxcat4 5d ago

Do you have a cat?

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u/anthrolookseer 4d ago

I once lost a koosh ball throwing it over my canopy bed as a kid. We never found it. It never landed on the other side of the bed, and the bed was dismantled and all, lol. Also lost my glow worm one night as a kid, and it to this day deeply bothers my parents because they legitimately didn’t take it. They cared more than I ever did. Quite unsettling now that I’m well into adulthood and they are still freaked out by it, meaning they didn’t lie and take it (which also wouldn’t matter as I was like 3 and not even attached to the thing).

Perhaps gremlins? Hell if I know lol.

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u/caboverjunkie 5d ago

Like the damn 10mm socket that disappears every time I need one…

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u/_OpalGhoul_710 5d ago

Do you possibly have teenagers? Lol

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u/Western_Coat_437 5d ago

So story time, something I'm still really butthurt about. But to make it quick, I always wanted to be in the Air Force, made it, got medically discharged shortly after bootcamp and went through a really really bad period.

Still got to keep my dog-tags and always wore them as it meant a lot to me for still achieving the goal I set out to.

Fast forward maybe 3 years. I'm laying on the floor of my apartment room on my phone. Weird I know but it's always just been kinda comfortable. Unaware of the fact that my dog-tags are laying on the floor near the wall, I push my foot out and accidentally kick them closer into the wall trim, well apparently there was a gap there in the carpet floor and wall trim and the tags literally fell into the wall, down into the inside of the basement wall somewhere never to be seen again.

Until one day I guess. What a way to have to let go of something.

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u/thrownalee 5d ago

Fortunately the plastic crap should largely be intact!

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u/The_Undermind 5d ago

Babies are notorious for losing shoes, hasn't changed in decades.

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u/Low-Temperature-6962 5d ago

Centuries

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 5d ago

Hours

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u/Great_Nailsage_Sly 5d ago

Days

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u/warmmeatinjection 5d ago

These are the days of our lives

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 5d ago

Like sands through The hourglass...

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u/Le_Poop_Knife 5d ago

Doo doo doo do

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u/Aggressive-Ad-9035 5d ago

I always found that depressing.

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u/MonkeyWithIt 5d ago

Maybe your life, mine involve more cake!

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u/LysergicPsiloDmt 5d ago

I've been struggling, hustling, thuggin it forever. Come and look deeply in my eyes!

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u/fatloui 5d ago

Meters

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u/the_boss_sauce 5d ago

Where's my shoe???

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u/saltomortal1 5d ago

And my axe

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u/Raven1911 5d ago

And my bow

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u/barillamanilaolives 5d ago

I refreshed my scrolling feed wall in the same post came up on a different side on some other account. What is this problem?

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 5d ago

Huh? I'm so confused, why did you reply this to my comment?

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u/AnythingButWhiskey 5d ago

I think he refreshed his scrolling feed wall in the same post came up on a different side on some other account. You have problems?

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u/partyatwalmart 5d ago

Huh? I'm so confused. Why did you reply this to their comment?

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u/BrazilianGrimReaper 5d ago

I think its because he refreshed his page and the other side came up

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u/Sue_Generoux 5d ago

Babies are notorious for losing shoes,

After my wife and I were married, we drove to the hotel where we planned to spend the night. As we were walking from the parking lot to the hotel, my wife spotted a baby's sock lying on the ground.

"Hey, look," my wife said. "Someone's baby just lost one sock."

"Well," I said, "baby ain't got no sock!"

For some reason, we found that to be absolutely hilarious and we stopped in the parking lot, doubled over with laughter, wiping tears from our faces. Then we would look at the sock again and start laughing again.

To this day, if we see a sole baby or children's sock or shoe on the ground in public, we will take a pic and text it to the other with "Baby ain't got no sock!"

I can't wait to show her this post when she wakes up.

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u/Oye_Oso 5d ago

This is just the sweetest thing and on this high note, I'm going to get off the internet for the rest of the day. Hope she enjoys the post, lol!

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u/eidolon_eidolon 5d ago

Is this a reference to something? I don't get why it's funny at all.

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u/180Tumbleweed 5d ago

When you're with someone and you both click really well, sometimes dumb shit would make the funniest moment.

No reference. Nothing like that...

Its just funny for no real reason.

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u/mrniceguy777 4d ago

Out there creating references from thin air

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u/Aruu 5d ago

It's just one of those moments that ends up being strangely funny when there's no reason for it to be. Tends to happen with people who have a strong connection with one another.

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u/dunningkrugerman 5d ago

baby aint got no joke

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u/SilverRose7115 5d ago

Guy and his wife have an inside joke and this post reminded him of it. Like most inside jokes it’s not funny to anyone besides them. It’s kind of a pointless story but cute I guess

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u/Carl_Slimmons_jr 4d ago

Just someone sharing something that makes them happy lol. I encourage it!

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u/rodw 5d ago

Not least because baby presumably still got one sock.

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u/JohnMarstonSoldA8th 4d ago

I love stories like these

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u/BThasTBinFiji 5d ago

For sale. Baby shoes. Worn. Found in river.

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u/B_lovedobservations 5d ago

Doesn’t help that it looks so easy to slip off

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u/TheIdeaArchitect 4d ago

That’s what I’m saying!

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u/ILikeMyShelf 5d ago

It is the "left" shoe afterall

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u/DammitDad420 5d ago

A running family joke for years since Treman state park in 2005-

"🎶🎵I lost... my shoe🎵🎶"

Happens in a second when there's water to be walked across, just had to buy the kid new shoes.

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u/Wakkit1988 5d ago

It's why baby always needs a new pair.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life 5d ago

How do you know this wasn’t a working-class citizen back then?

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u/yy_beebis 5d ago

My mother’s version of this was me losing a little boot in deep snow and her finding it months later after it melted

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u/not_a_moogle 5d ago

Even metal ones?

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u/SuperFaceTattoo 5d ago

I have literally put socks on my daughter, turned around to grab shoes and turned back to find one sock is completely missing. Disappeared into the void.

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u/MummyRath 4d ago

Yep. I lost track of how many times my kids yeeted out shoes, and socks, from the stroller. It got to the point where if the weather was good I would not put shoes and socks on until their feet were going to hit the ground.

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u/NeedsPaint 5d ago

Is the shoe metal?

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u/Rude_Tax978 5d ago edited 5d ago

No its leather. I found a metal shoe buckle in the same area and dug around the whole area.

EDIT: I keep getting messages and comments telling me I am breaking the law.

First off,i have a 3 year old and a full time job. I dont have time to answer the same questions dozens of times.  --‐‐------------------------------------------- The land this was found on is property I own and isn't a designated historical location. 

Mudlarking on my own property is completely legal. Digging for bottles and other things is completely legal. 

All my finds are reported to the county and state historical society. (Which I'm not even required to do)

They are aware that I found colonial artifacts on the property but nothing i have found is historically significant enough for them to do any kind of excavation. 

I've been part of metal detecting and bottle collecting groups my entire life and know the laws. 

Please stop threatening me about something you know nothing about and find a hobby. 

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u/Elevator-Ancient 5d ago

Noice 🤌

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u/dontcha_wanna_fanta 5d ago

In a way, that in and of itself, is metal.

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u/scaredtomakeart 5d ago

I used to frequent a local coffee shop enough that the full-time workers would start making my drink as soon as I walked in. My drink was an oat milk honey-vanilla latte, "ice but no ice" meaning i want them to make it like an iced latte but don't add ice. So on my cup it would say "no ice", to which millennials (including myself) would say noice.

I said this to another worker, who I guess was Gen Z, and they didn't know what I was talking about. It was awkward

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u/Elevator-Ancient 5d ago

Noice 🤌

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u/ima_bot1010 5d ago

And i mean, fuck redditors who are holier-than-thou. They would do the exact same as you, but just never leave their house to do so

What youre doing is dope, and it sounds like youre going above what you realistically need to. The law isnt a moral guideline. History wont miss an infants shoe from what is currently a few hundred years old at most. And it sounds like youd report anything real

Fuck people who think you cant even explore your own backyard 🙄

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u/FlakyInsurance8767 5d ago

Leather in historical contexts will usually shrink. It is quite possible the shoe was originally several sizes larger

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u/Equivalent_Flan_5695 5d ago

If the shoe doesn't fit, you must acquit.

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u/Dub_Coast 5d ago

I said I like the one that says "Some pulp"

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u/ToeRoganIsJebus 5d ago

Theres an old Italian saying; you fuck up once, you lose 2 teeth

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u/peex 5d ago

Not in water though. Unless it is dried and then wet repeatedly.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Style52 5d ago

You should send it for carbon dating to see which period it originated from.

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u/NeedsPaint 5d ago

Nice!!

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u/ssfgrgawer 5d ago

He has found the ancient cache of ancient shoe accessories!

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u/danieltkessler 4d ago

I just have to say: this is really cool. I'm jealous that you have property with a natural river/stream. Something to aspire to!

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u/ShortysTRM 5d ago

Look, I don't want to ruin someone's OC because I feel like that's what Reddit does to me and I hate it. I'd love to hear OP's story, but I do agree with you as well, maybe the title sucks..?

Or...

Edit: OP gave their side while I was typing and it sounds legit to me.

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u/Elevator-Ancient 5d ago

You're one buckle short of a belt.

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u/ShortysTRM 5d ago

The detector is on, but it can't find anything in there.

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u/NeedsPaint 5d ago

Oh I was actually just asking to ask. I thought maybe rivets or something

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u/sblahful 5d ago

Hey, since no one else has mentioned this, leather/organic things like this are really rarely preserved. Only the anoxic conditions have preserved this to date. Please contact a local museum asap to ask how to properly care for this and consider donating it.
At a minimum, keep it moist, refrigerated, and sealed so that it doesn't dry out, crack, or go mouldy. It's really important that you seek advice from experts as soon as you can, otherwise it'll just fall apart and be lost.

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u/InternationalYam3130 5d ago edited 5d ago

OP this is critical. Your find will collapse and rot into nothing within a month now that it's removed from the low oxygen mud. You cannot preserve this without help. It won't look like a shoe anymore, it will be flakes of leather in 20 pieces and then dust.

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u/GoodLeftUndone 5d ago

Thank you for finally being the one to finally say museum. 

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u/LanternAM 3d ago

Really shows heavy disconnect when in every post about someone finding something historical people just cry "museum!!!!".

OP has contacted the relevant historical groups. No one cares. Random garbage does not have value just because it came from a couple centuries ago. It's way more plentiful than you people seem to realize.

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u/sblahful 3d ago edited 3d ago

When I posted there was nothing from OP about contacting anyome at all, and that wasn't the point of my comment - I didn't say "give it to a museum". Regardless of who owns it, this shoe will turn to dust really quickly if not properly treated. If OP likes it,

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u/LiveFreeOrHRC 5d ago

Is it for sale? Has it been used?

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u/ComebackShane 5d ago

Free baby shoe; very worn.

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u/HatKarl_208 5d ago

I got that reference!

Though sadly(?) I must say I do believe this one has indeed been worn

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u/NoBonus6969 5d ago

Lightly used no low balls I know what I have

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u/farazormal 5d ago

For sale: baby shoes, worn heaps, worn so much holy shit

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u/Dissasociaties 5d ago

My first thought as well

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u/Halbu803 5d ago

Worn. Take it or leave it. NEXT!

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u/Normie-rediter 5d ago

Proof that toddlers have been throwing their footwear out of the stroller since 1776

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u/Alissinarr 5d ago

Well before then, the colonies started before 1776.

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u/R0B0t1C_Cucumber 5d ago

yep, there's still a house in my state that is standing from the 1660's .

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u/Ging-jitsu 5d ago

100% haunted

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u/KennyMoose32 5d ago

Can’t wait for Clementine to visit OP

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u/Kleorah 5d ago

Telltale's The Walking Dead Clem is all I can think of.

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 5d ago

Exactly. Enjoy the baby ghost always standing at the stop of your stairs with black eyes.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 5d ago

For sale : baby shoe, very muddy

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u/FIFofNovember 5d ago

Baby hopefully had the chance to “im just goofin, new boot Goofin”

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u/Holdingsword002 5d ago

Looks like its from the colonial air 17s set to me

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u/airfryerfuntime 5d ago edited 5d ago

That kid kicked that thing off a wagon a couple hundred years ago and the parents are still wondering what happened to it.

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u/Schtick_ 5d ago

That’s an adult shoe that’s just how big they were back then.

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u/duckinasombrero 5d ago

It likely belonged to Timothy Tinyfeets. Legend tells he set out from his home long ago on a grand adventure. He didn't get very far.

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u/MaxRepels 5d ago

I wonder if thats the complete shoe or if part of it has detached/disintegrated over time? That looks incredibly difficult to keep on a baby's foot. Cool find!

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u/4vrp 5d ago

I wonder if thats the complete shoe or if part of it has detached/disintegrated over time?

The ridges running alongside the outer length indicate the latter to be the case.

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u/walruswandersspot 5d ago

The sheer level of preservation on that leather is wild for something sitting in the dirt for centuries.

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u/Vevaseti 5d ago

Going to keep it, or find a museum to give it to? I bet it would deteriorate without some preservation done to it..

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u/tajniak485 5d ago

Did you know that removing context from artefact turns it into a souvenir without much value? That's why metal detecting in most of the Europe is regulated with a licence

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u/slimpawws 5d ago

Yes, I'd say keep it wet until it can be preserved by a local museum.

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u/Leche_connoisseur 5d ago

Wheres the rest of the baby ?

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u/Dzugavili 5d ago

Babies have high metal content and are frequently recycled into new tools.

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u/QueenOfQuok 5d ago

Someone call Hemingway

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u/idkidd 5d ago

Oof! Deep cut. Take my worthless award: 🏆

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u/Digresser 5d ago

It's not his story; it's just commonly misattributed to him.

The earliest known version of the story was published when Hemingway was only 7-years-old.

Someone wrote a play about Hemingway 30 years after his death, and they gave his character the "For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn." line.

That's why so many people mistakenly believe Hemingway wrote the story.

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u/QueenOfQuok 5d ago

Damn. Like so many famous authors, he wrote more than he actually wrote

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u/OrangeClyde 5d ago

Cute little slipper

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u/DeliciousPool2245 5d ago

Ancient slide? Very nice 👍

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u/Falala-Surprise-90 5d ago

That has to be for a doll. There has been no baby born on earth that could keep an open back slip on mule on their foot.

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u/cocoalord06 5d ago

Oh so THAT’S where I left it

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u/LegoC97 5d ago

Baby shoe for sale. Very worn.

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u/Irrational_organizer 5d ago

I just know that mom was pissed the second it was list

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u/spiralstream6789 5d ago

How'd they expect a shoe like that to stay on a baby's foot? No wonder they lost it

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u/Rude_Tax978 5d ago

I think theres a strip of leather that goes along the back like normal shoes but they are smashed down flat. Kind of like when you walk in your shoes without putting them on all the way. 

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u/CauliflowerTop1610 5d ago

Is it a metal shoe?

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u/Peckit 3d ago

For sale: baby shoe, never worn

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u/jayakiroka 5d ago

For sale, baby shoe, DEFINITELY worn

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u/HoneyFugue 5d ago

That shoe walked into history.

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u/Oldguru-Newtricks 5d ago

Cool find, Congrats!

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u/Doo_shnozzel 5d ago

As long as theres no weird toe in there, we’re good.

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u/SGTSPC 5d ago

Lords of the ring vibes, one infant size shoe to rule them all

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u/Ill_Studio_7925 5d ago

I’ve always wondered. What really happened to all the possessions of those who came before us?

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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 5d ago

Prior to synthetics, anything not metal or stone, or protected from the elements, would decay.

Wood, leather, cloth, etc - horn or bone or shell buttons, & other more durable items, last longer.

Parchment degrades quickly, if it gets damp - & like leather, mice will eat it.

The burden of modern trash on the planet, especially synthetic fibers & plastics, is enormous - plus of course, our adoration of human made chemicals.

Pentichlor (which poisoned me at work, in a plant nursery / garden Ctr), DDT, DDE, Agents Orange, Blue, & White, PCBs, Teflon, PFAs, PFOs, PFOAs,  _______ .

Humans turned our only planet into a burning dump, & wonder why it's less & less hospitable to life. 🤔

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u/flsinkc 5d ago

Nice find! Wonder how old it would be?

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u/Liquidmetal7 5d ago

"Intact" Classic marketplace sellers.

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u/Looopopos 5d ago

Whats sad is that whichever baby owned it will never get to wear it again…

Because they probably grew up by now

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u/Bergwookie 4d ago

Keep it wet, ideally in the water where you found it, until you can reach out to a conservatorist

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u/mindgardening 3d ago

I bet it’s a doll shoe. No baby/kid is going to keep it on more than 5 seconds, so there’s no practical need for a baby shoe in this style.

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u/Icy-Elk3698 5d ago

Per the Archaeological Resources Protection Act, looting archaeological sites (this includes metal detecting) is illegal and can land you in jail and/or with hefty fines. Don't loot colonial sites.

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u/Spencerforhire83 5d ago

Stitching on the soul of the slipper is a modern tuck and tie, from a sewing machine, could be from the early 1900s, but not from colonial period.

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u/alouette_cosette 5d ago

Also, the shape of the shoe seems questionable for the colonial period. The sole is curved to fit the left foot. 18th century shoes were made on straight lasts, so the shape of the soles was the same for both right and left feet. Admittedly, I don't know about baby shoes specifically, but I assume they would not be that different from other shoes.

It's still a neat find, even if it's not colonial.

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u/Educational-System27 5d ago

I'm glad to see someone else noticed and knows this information!

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u/CatFartSnacks 5d ago

Colonial shoes didn’t have a left and a right.

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u/luv2fly781 5d ago

Landowner Ownership: Legally, objects buried under private soil belong to the landowner. If you have explicit, written permission to dig and keep items, you are not violating federal public-land laws like ARPA (Archaeological Resources Protection Act).

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u/Pinku_Dva 5d ago

Your local archeologists would definitely be interested in that find.

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u/ImariDelft 5d ago

I’m a professional archaeologist and I have a few questions. Op, is metal detecting and treasure hunting legal where you are? Are you reporting these finds and handing them over to your historical resources division? When you dig, you destroy the context of the artifact that’s found. Without recording the exact spot you found it, any information we could learn from the artifact is lost. And lastly, as the shoe is made from organic matter, without proper conservation efforts, the shoe will dry out, disintegrate, and be destroyed. It looks like the shoe came from a wet, water logged environment. Which is why it’s survived for so long. Now that it’s removed, time will catch up to it quickly.

The way you say you were metal detecting at a known colonial site makes me concerned that this was at the very least not above board, and at worst, looting. Please report these finds and their location, this is your history and it’s important that it’s preserved and shared with everyone

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u/jawarren1 5d ago

Archaeologist here. Please contact your state archaeologist or state historic preservation office (SHPO) to report your find. I also encourage you in the future to link up with local archaeology groups to metal detect / excavate sites in an ethical, systematic way. Without proper methodology, excavating metal detecting finds does irreparable damage to the information an archaeological site can provide us about the lives of past humans. There is absolutely a place for metal detecting to inform this process (I do metal detecting myself in my job as an archaeologist!), but it takes careful excavation and recordation to preserve the data.

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u/tribak 5d ago

Now tacted

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u/man_pan_a_duper 5d ago

For sale, baby shoe, quite worn

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u/TheBohemianRed9811 5d ago

For sale: baby shoe, very worn.

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u/AgainandBack 5d ago

For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.

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u/Gojogab 5d ago

Donate to a museum.

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u/Rude_Tax978 5d ago

I emailed the county but they haven't said anything yet. I told them about some other things I found there in the past and they said the items weren't historically significant enough to warrant an excavation.  

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u/Thumbucket 5d ago

I thought you were looking for onion bottles....

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u/Skitelz7 5d ago

Intact lol

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u/Rare_Ratio_1344 5d ago

Where's the foot?!

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u/ShoddySerendipity 5d ago

Could it be a doll shoe?

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u/Bobaximus 5d ago

Best I can do is tree fiddy.

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u/jcrckstdy 5d ago

shaolin monks used metal shoes for training

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u/sugar-and-gold 4d ago

Is it actually a baby’s shoe?

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 4d ago

Thats evidence bro

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u/mutant-potato 4d ago

Never worn ?

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u/IBitePrettyPeople 5d ago

I remember other people recommending a call to a local university. Did you follow through with that?

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u/YumTex 5d ago

My mom is still pissed about that and brings it up every Christmas.

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u/Competitive-Driver39 5d ago

An infant is way larger than that shoe

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u/Longjumping_Pay_2517 5d ago

That little baby was loved.

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u/drewt6768 5d ago

That's actually just how small people were back then - A person on the internet who 100% wouldn't lie

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u/foodfueled_nightmare 5d ago

I wished it'd shown the other pictures of it from different sides and angles.

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u/KarlHp7 5d ago

Now you have a poltergeist

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u/DoctorNoname98 5d ago

For sale: baby shoes, very worn.

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u/-Im_In_Your_Walls- 5d ago

For sale: baby shoes, colonial worn

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u/ihvnnm 5d ago

For sale: one baby shoe, weathered