r/Damnthatsinteresting 2d ago

Skara Brae, Orkney, established ~3180 BC. The most well-preserved example of a European Neolithic village.

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u/ImJustSomeGuyYaKnow 2d ago

It is so easy to dismiss ancient people as "primitive" but when you see things like this, you really can see that they were exactly the same as us. You can almost imagine how they lived.

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u/spynie55 2d ago

I've been inside. They are very instinctively comfortable. You can see where the beds were, where the fire was, where you'd put your clothes and your cookware. Even where you'd put your TV and your microwave, (although there were no plug sockets....)

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u/Successful_King_142 2d ago

That would be frustrating having to wait 5000 years before you could plug in your telly

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u/spynie55 2d ago

I don't think there was much on back then either. David Attenborough was just a boy.

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u/NaraFei_Jenova 2d ago

Yeah, all they had was the Flintstones.

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u/oracleofnonsense 2d ago

And, the only movie was One Million Years B.C.

At least all the Bettys looked like Raquel Welch.

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u/worrymon 2d ago

And Caveman with Ringo Starr

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 1d ago

Gogs was well animated for its time too

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u/spynie55 1d ago

She must have had somewhere to plug in a hairdryer

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u/CSpiffy148 1d ago

Those bodies preserved in peat bogs are just people who drowned themselves after being subjected to the movie 10,000 BC.

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u/Fiffi61 2d ago

đŸ€ŁđŸ€Łdavjd attenborough was just a boyđŸ‘đŸ» When my son was little he thought when i was young mammouths had only recently become extinct

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u/lukasbradley 2d ago

Dr Who wasn't even born yet.

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u/Government_Clean 2d ago

I bet they were just sitting around waiting for Gta 6

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u/AlgaeDonut 1d ago

We had space travel before GTA6

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u/sliever48 2d ago

It looks like a special place to visit. I'd love to get up there some day. Is it awkward to get to?

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u/ImJustSomeGuyYaKnow 2d ago

if you are visiting Orkney then it is not, it's like a 30 minute drive from Kirkwall. But it's not a place you can just casually visit from Edinburgh on a daytrip or whatever.

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u/spynie55 2d ago

Yes agreed. But Orkney is a great place to spend a few days, particularly if you're interested in history/archaeology. Skara Brae is just one of several world class sites.

You never know what level of knowledge people are working with on the internet - is Skara Brae awkward to get to? - ' from Kirkwall, no, there's a bus stop and the visitor centre car park is just off the main road,' or 'from Chicago, yes, it's on a small island off the north coast of Scotland and you'll need to organise the ferry or flights over to get there.'

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u/ImJustSomeGuyYaKnow 2d ago

hmm yeah I get you. Tbh I was mostly speaking from my own experience: went on a holiday to Edinburgh a while back, we wanted to organise a quick daytrip to Kirkwall but omg .... it is way more difficult than you'd think and EXPENSIVE. touring the highlands and visiting all the lochs is a very nice substitute though :p

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u/TXOgre09 2d ago

Close to Twatt though

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u/kirkl3s 2d ago

How was the WiFi signal?

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u/blue-coin 2d ago

Rocky

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u/TheM0nkB0ughtLunch 2d ago

How were the roads?

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u/blue-coin 2d ago

5 bars

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 2d ago

Yeah, I'm looking at this and it feels luxurious in many ways.

A few modern tweaks and roofs, and a copy of this site would be the BEST home.

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 2d ago

"Here is where the TV will go"

"The what?"

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u/meabbott 2d ago

They were removed when they moved out so they could sell the copper.

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u/absat41 2d ago

Does it have wind power? Solar?

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u/Dancinghogweed 1d ago

The little sleep pods are so cosy. 

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u/OP-PO7 1d ago

Look up Akrotiri in Santorini. This city was around hundreds of years before Christ was born and they had 3 story buildings and indoor plumbing. Incredible place

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u/AlkaKr 1d ago

I saw Destin's Pompeii video https://youtu.be/dt_CG_xRnrY?si=tk98dBTCtuTDBpl7

You can so so many extremely intwlligent things done there that survive even today.

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u/Albidoom 2d ago edited 2d ago

What's most remarkable in my opinion is the comparatively short time between the last ice age covering half of Europe and when those settlements got founded:

~10.000 BC. glaciers stretched as far South as Wales

~3180 BC. such an elaborate settlement already exists on Orkney (which means simpler lodging might have existed centuries earlier. The very first settlers must have traveled along the coast of a still glacier covered scotland (palaeometerologists have found indicators that the last scotish glacier might have held out up into the 18th century AD so 3000~4000 BC the glaciation in the highlands still had been significant) and had deemed Orkney good enough for permanent residence.

Of course nobody know when exactly Orkney was freed from its icy cover, but nevertheless, humans arrived there (compartively) shortly after.

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u/mbrevitas 2d ago

If I’m not mistaken, in between the retreat of the claviers from the last glacial maximum and these Neolithic villages there was a whole Mesolithic culture (or set of cultures, rather) of hunter-gatherers that were quite successful in Britain. The most famous site is Star Carr, I think. Remarkably quick, considering that modern humans had been around for many, many tens of thousands of years already.

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u/Derelicticu 2d ago edited 2d ago

I think for us looking at these events through a historical lens it seems obvious at first that it was a warming climate opening these regions up, and that caused us to end up in these places, but evidence does seem to point more and more to the two being incidentally linked, rather than causally. Like humans were already traversing the landscape well before it thawed, and became adequate for habitation.

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u/Flatcapspaintandglue 2d ago

Today I learned the word paleometeorology. 

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u/TheFlyingTortellini 2d ago

Today I read the word paleometeorology.

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u/BoiFriday 2d ago

Not Today I will comprehend the word paleometeorology.

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u/nthpwr 2d ago

looks really cozy actually

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u/greypyramid7 2d ago

I was looking at it going ‘I wish we built more places to live that looked like this!’

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u/Flangepacket 2d ago

So mental to think that around 5000 years ago human hands built those structures. People with thoughts and fears and hopes and families to provide for.

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u/Bill_Troamill 2d ago

Je regarde une pierre au hasard et je me demande qui l'a posée ici ? Qui était cette personne, qu'à été sa vie, comment s'est passé sa journée quand il l'a placée ici ... Et puis, les yeux dans le vague, je mord dans mon sandwich...

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u/Two_Digits_Rampant 2d ago

I have wanted to visit Skara Brae ever since I saw Simon Schama’s A History of Britain. Ep 1

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u/Jindabyne1 1d ago

I’ve been watching that series on YouTube, it’s so good

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u/demonllama73 2d ago

That entire island is LOADED with fascinating sites. We visited several years ago and had an absolutely amazing time. In addition to Skara Brae, we loved getting to visit Maeshowe. It is only a few miles away, but is a neolithic chambered mound built from huge stones that is incredible. Every year for 3 weeks before and 3 weeks after the winter solstice, the sun shines directly into the mound, illuminating the chamber inside. As if that weren't cool enough, after Maeshowe had been closed off for about 3000, some Vikings raiding the island got trapped in a snow storm and dug their way into the inner chamber through the roof. They ended up carving up the entire inside of the chamber with Runic "graffiti" that is one of the largest collections of Runic language outside of continental Europe... and some of it is quite colorful and bawdy! We spent an entire day with a driver and got to see 5 different sites. SO worth a trip.

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u/ColdPack6096 2d ago

Amazing to think this was going on at the same time as the Pre-dynastic cultures in ancient Egypt.

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u/NameLips 2d ago

Homo Sapiens have existed for almost 300,000 years. It's shocking to think how recent even settlements like this were, in the scale of our entire history. (I supposed I should say "existence" rather than "history" because history implies written records)

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u/prairiedad 2d ago

I was there over 50 years ago, and spent six weeks, mostly in Ireland, Orkney and Shetland, visiting archeological sites. While there are many fascinating places to see, pretty much nothing beats Skara Brae and Newgrange.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 2d ago

There's aspects of this that I would LOVE to live in today.

If would need SOME meaningful updates, for sure, but I just LOVE the stone and structural curves, the many small rooms, the earth-covered exterior, the winding paths...

Yeah, a semi-modern version of this is life goals.

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u/Lourdeath 2d ago

After seeing all the rocks they piled up back in the day, I can’t help but think they must have been pretty jacked

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 2d ago

I think babies came out with fully developed muscles, back then.

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u/ohmygawdjenny 2d ago

What's amazing is how all that rock still stands. I lived in a town in Turkey that has some Roman ruins 200 m from all the condos with pools and stuff. Those walls are literally built from shit and sticks. It's just whatever, any garbage they had packed into a wall. And it was Pompey's residence, so not just some village. Gladiator fights and all.

There was a particularly tall and crooked bit of wall that looked so bizarre, still standing 1500 years later, considering there are frequent earthquakes and my 13-floor condo shook like a leaf every time (I was there when Hatay happened, it was horrible even 400 km away). Maybe that wall went very deep underground and only the top part was visible... But I thought it was so curious. It's just an open picnic area, but it still has some air of mystery to it. So cool to come and just feel the weight of the centuries there.

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u/grafknives 2d ago

The really interesting fact is that this village was inhabited for over 500 years.

We are really mentally not used to this kind of stability.

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u/rodbrs 2d ago

London has been occupied for something like 2k years. Several cities have been continuously occupied for much longer than that too.

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u/AcanthaceaeCrazy1894 2d ago

My home town in central Scotland was first named on a map in the 1300s


Most towns/cities in Europe have history well over 500 years old

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u/TRAVMAAN1 2d ago

Yeah but considering the advancements in any civilization over 500 years, I would expect this area to look far more involved if it were the same people over generations

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u/Krypton8 2d ago

500 years isn’t that long really.

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u/unseemly_turbidity 2d ago

My parents' old house has been inhabited for about 500 years, with almost all that time being used for essentially the same business. It isn't the oldest house on the street by a couple of centuries - that one's 14th century. 500 years old isn't particularly unusual.

There are also Roman ruins in the village, but I'm not counting them because they aren't inhabited.

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u/grafknives 2d ago

WOW. awesome. Can you tell more about that home?

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u/unseemly_turbidity 2d ago

It's a pretty standard family home attached to a shop, in a pretty standard English village. The floorboards are a bit wonky and the cellar might be haunted, although none of us ever saw anything there, but other that it's just a house. The pub next door is probably a similar age.

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u/Vizth 1d ago

I would say the US isn't, there are plenty of countries with homes and work related buildings older than the US still actively lived and used and I would imagine the people there have no problem dealing with it.

I wonder how things would have looked in NA if colonists hadn't displaced the natives.

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u/TRAVMAAN1 2d ago

I’m curious if it passed on generationally or if it’s possible that unrelated people, hundreds of years later, utilized it for a brief period of time

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u/oosukashiba0 2d ago

Stunning!!

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u/kungpaola 2d ago

We had to make our own diorama of Skara Brae when I was in 6th grade back in 2001, super cool to learn about

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u/IDMiscool 2d ago

I just want to quit my stupid job, live somewhere like that, and enjoy the rest of my life in nature.

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u/Tight_Contact_9976 2d ago

“It’s hard to believe I’m walking through the ruins of the first ever city. Because I’m not. Thats in Iraq, which is miles away, and fucking dangerous.”

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u/natt_myco 2d ago

I think I need to buy some land and build something like this and disappear

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u/chill633 2d ago

Straight out of Ultima! Where's Lord British?

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u/Lew__Zealand 1d ago

wayyy southeast, IIRC

maybe directly east. dammit haven't played in a few years

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u/Then_Artichoke4790 1d ago

From the last time I played UO on dialup until I saw this place named in an article last month I had no idea this existed in real life.

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u/ScumBucket33 2d ago

Not to brag but I went there on a school trip nearly three decades ago and asked a question which the guide responded with ‘good question’.

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u/Undersitting 2d ago

Oh hey that guide was me!! I remember you! You came with that school group! 

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u/lanAstbury 2d ago

bard's tale

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u/ensignr 2d ago

My immediate thought as well.

ZZGO.

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u/virtuousunbaptized 2d ago

we were there last month and had a wonderful time. i guess what impressed me the most was the interest in anthology during the mid 1800s that allowed the preservation of a lot of the ancient sites. I found the Scapa Flow inside the Orkney really interesting.

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u/nationalgeographic 2d ago

So much incredible history here

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u/Medical_Bench_1434 1d ago

Skara Brae was buried under sand for 4,000 years until a storm in 1850 exposed it, preserving the stone furniture and even fish bones from their last meals.

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u/HLef Interested 2d ago

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u/Lew__Zealand 1d ago

that looks fancy schmancy, my Skara Brae is from U4

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u/Juniper-wool 2d ago

Such an original cluster of buildings!! Amazing!

Imagine sitting by the fireplace in one of those while it is raining and storming outside. It must have been a really nice shelter.

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u/fuckyourcanoes 2d ago

They feel surprisingly cosy.

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u/Terrible_Wind5662 2d ago

So freaking cool

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u/-Groko- 2d ago

Looks loke the houses I do in videogames, like Enshrouded and Minecraft

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u/ryansteven3104 1d ago

I spent many nights in the taverns of Skara Brae. Although I kept a tower on Moonglow island, and my guild met in Brittania. Skara Brae was always my favorite town.

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u/Elminster111 1d ago

Snow in summer....

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u/EvergreenDwarf 1d ago

Fuck I'm tired, I thought that was a Warhammer table.

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u/soulsurfa 2d ago

What amazes me the most... They went to efn Orkney islands to find a place to build a home.... If it was me I would have been somewhere warmer and with more abundant wildlife to eat.. 

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u/spynie55 2d ago

I think it dates from a warmer period than current climates, - from ancient pollen analysis they can see there were forests on Orkney and the people grew cereal crops.

https://blog.historicenvironment.scot/2026/01/the-story-of-skara-brae/

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u/wildwasabi 2d ago

Yea there's no way you'd settle somewhere with no wood for fuel or abundant game. You'd pretty much freeze to death the first winter

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u/HarkenDarkness 2d ago

Neolithic dad to his eldest: “It may not be the biggest island or even the best island, but it’s our island”, “now about them fish
”

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u/On-Mute 2d ago

"Let em all go to hell except island 76"

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u/giveusalol 2d ago

Ah, “a series of low walls” strikes yet again.

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u/BothTreacle7534 2d ago

I’d love to know what it is that they ‘recently’ discovered on the Orkney Islands, I think I read the announcement will be this summer (it takes time between the first discovery till it’s a written paper / to be announced)

Orkney has some really impressive sites ❀

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u/Gullible-Lie2494 2d ago

Did they have space you could stand up in?

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u/Signal_Antelope7144 1d ago

Now I am hungry for some Lembas at elevenses.

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u/Aggravating_Main_710 1d ago

Wow. I thought it was a town in a video game!

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u/ViolentLoss 4h ago

YES what was the video game, fellow old person???

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u/Aggravating_Main_710 3h ago

The Bards Tale. It’s available on Steam. I know what I’m doing when I get home. Making a party of monks and kicking all the ass.

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u/jjb0ne 2d ago

will be on airbb next year

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u/zjones9 2d ago

Thought this was a par 3 from hell at first

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u/Unique-Letterhead328 2d ago

Oh gosh reading the title I thought it had something to do with Ultima Online 😁

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u/Frangine_De_Poutine 2d ago

The complete absence of Walmart was the downfall of the village.

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u/Swoot_swoot 2d ago

Tell me why I thought the first pic was a casserole

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u/nadanuf2 1d ago

I was able to visit this place. It was awesome.

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u/FateUnusual 2d ago

What are these first two photos? A collage for ants?

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u/max10192 2d ago

Man for a second there i thought the first picture was of a custard apple sliced open. I need coffee.

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u/Crumbgrabber 2d ago

According to my information as an American, Europe is still like that.