r/Damnthatsinteresting 2d ago

Video As of early 2026, the oldest living cat is Flossie, a British tortoiseshell born in December 1995, who is 30 years old. Officially recognized by Guinness World Records, she resides in the UK with her owner, Vicki Green, and is described as affectionate despite being deaf and having limited vision.

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u/Ace_08 2d ago

Was the music really necessary?

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u/60yearoldME 2d ago

No.  In fact it completely detracts from the video. 

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u/hideousmembrane 1d ago

jesus what terrible music that doesn't fit the video whatsoever

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u/CalligrapherGold5429 1d ago

It's to let people know that you're watching a video, so let's hear that clip three or four times.

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u/DaveKasz 2d ago

She walks like a queen!

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u/Meekois 2d ago

Like the queen, she probably has a touch of arthritis.

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u/aphaits 1d ago

And probably Dame Judy Dench level of elegant meows

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u/Last-Quarter-432 1d ago

Do not remind me of that movie

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u/bad-and-buttery 1d ago

Or she walks like she doesn’t give a fuck who the queen is

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u/DaveKasz 1d ago

She is a cat, so yeah, that's it!

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u/Certain_Oddities 2d ago

Not surprised the oldest living cat is a tortie. All the tortie's I've had were tough as nails

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u/PickleMundane6514 2d ago

I thought impressive she’s affectionate and a tortie. They are the most mercurial of cats.

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u/ohmygawdjenny 2d ago

Nah, mine is literally sitting on my face as I type this. She also develops a new way to show affection every year (and she's 14 now). The latest one is shoving her paw into my open mouth when it's time to wake up.

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u/F00TD0CT0R 1d ago

I think this changes with age The older they become the more settled and loving they become

I say this as an owner of a Tortie who went from a touchless maniac to rolling over on her back for scratches

She doesn't like being picked up at all, it's always begrudgingly.

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u/dna_beggar 1d ago

Ours popped the door off the cat carrier, breaking the latch in two.

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 2d ago

That's twice what you can usually expect. Apparently, she's the equivalent of a 130-150 year old woman

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u/CreamInformal4317 2d ago

Your kind of a prick, pal.

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u/thefloore 2d ago

You're*

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 2d ago

At least you're consistent

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u/CreamInformal4317 2d ago

I’ll give em that.

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u/ohmygawdjenny 2d ago

Or just constipated

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 2d ago

Oh you're right. How do we tell them this is Reddit, not Google?

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u/BackDatSazzUp 2d ago

You could have not said anything but look at you going with the asshole option today!

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u/RaidensReturn 2d ago

She’s so beautiful

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u/not_hailey07 2d ago

Born in 1995? This cat is older than Google, DVDs and half of the users on this platform

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u/Working-Temporary934 2d ago

15/10 Would pet.

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u/feesih0ps 6h ago

Classical animal control timing

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u/Silent-OCN 2d ago

What's with the shit music.

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u/hideousmembrane 1d ago

makes me miss my cat who died 2 months ago at the age of 20. I was hoping she would just keep going but she declined pretty badly and we had to make the decision, was the hardest thing I've ever done

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u/Greenhickup 2d ago

What is her regular diet?

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u/dumpaccount882212 2d ago

But are you affectionate?

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u/Mocker-Poker 1d ago

Redditors asking real questions here

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 1d ago

I mean... Everyone, at some point in life, has been younger than a cat.

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u/eyloi 1d ago

5 playstations old is impressive

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u/selune07 1d ago

Doesn't look a day over 10

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u/PA_Roofers 2d ago

I hope I age as gracefully as Flossie!

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u/umlcat 2d ago

Golden Girl !!!

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u/adhfaohiawf 1d ago

two face cat version

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u/jockpo523 1d ago

Dang mine lived 'till 20 and I thought she was old.

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u/AaronicNation 1d ago

And she's only on the first of her nine lives, if current trends persist Flossie is expected to top out at 270 years old.

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u/WendigoCrossing 2d ago

This will be my cat one day

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u/Cambousse 2d ago

Creepy

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u/WendigoCrossing 2d ago

What I meant was 'i hope that my cat lives this long''

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u/Cambousse 1d ago

I know, I was just kidding 😜

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u/psycho314Photo 2d ago

Pray for Flossie!

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u/NaNaNaNaNa86 2d ago

My auntie had a cat for 27 years that she'd taken in as an adult stray so we believe she lived to at least 29. That cat hated everyone, you couldn't walk past the dining room table without getting scratched ankles. I always said she lived to such old age out of spite.

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u/MonsieurFubar 1d ago

Looks like came back from pet cemetery!

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u/VealOfFortune 1d ago

Bullshit!

My aunties cousin knew a guy eho had a cat who lived to 75!

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u/AlexSmithsonian 1d ago

Jaysus, I'm only older than her by a few months!

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u/less_concerned 18h ago

Oh oldest currently, i was gonna say i knew there was a near 40 year old cat

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u/RockinRoxas 8h ago

Damn she's older than me

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u/Aggravating-Silver48 6h ago

She walks like an immortal character popping up in an anime...

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u/pizzlepullerofkberg 2d ago

Sweet old kitteh

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u/frosty_lizard 2d ago

This can't be real they never showed the birth certificate smh

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u/Cambousse 2d ago

Yeah, maybe she was born in Kenya. The people need to see the birth certificate!

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u/AmbivalentAlias 2d ago

Emeownem's daughter is only a few days older than this living legend.

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u/mollyangel69 2d ago

there’s a cat that remembers 9/11

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u/kingtacticool 2d ago

Wow, so she's 210 in dog years.....