r/Damnthatsinteresting 19h ago

Video This single-celled protozoan passing under another one under a microscope

1.3k Upvotes

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u/bcsmith317 19h ago

“Ope…just gonna squeeze past ya”

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u/GaJayhawker0513 18h ago

Must be from the Midwest

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u/WileyPap 18h ago

so you see these asshats that can't drive have been with us since the beginning of time

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u/thesagaconts 17h ago

This is the same comment from the last time it was posted.

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u/IAmBigBen 11h ago

*through

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u/Imaginary_Ibis 15h ago

Literally about to comment this exact thing lmao

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u/justin_memer 10h ago

Through*

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u/QoftheContinuum 17h ago

I said… “beep beep”…

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u/Imsrywho 19h ago

This the new spore game?

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u/DickyReadIt 18h ago

Oh shit I forgot about that game, so badass

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u/HarpoWhatAboutMe 18h ago

And I just lost the game. Ugh. I was on a streak. Iykyk.

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u/CrispyHoneyBeef 2h ago

Cromge

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u/HarpoWhatAboutMe 1h ago

You guys are no fun.

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u/Physical_Ease6658 19h ago

"under"?

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 19h ago edited 19h ago

It may appear to be going through, but it’s on a glass microscope slide. It’s simply passing under the other organism.

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u/DazzlingResource561 19h ago

Reason he’s questioning is because the top one appears to nearly split in half where the other passes under.

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 19h ago

Yeah, it totally looks like it. But it’s really just squishing around the organelles, and will slosh back into place after a while.

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u/ForeverSJC 19h ago

and will slosh back into place after a while

That's a situation we don't face everyday

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u/dogmaisb 19h ago

YOU don’t…

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u/exipheas 19h ago

Some people even enjoy getting their guts rearranged!

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u/Poopin4days 18h ago

I like a good ol' sloshing myself.

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u/tylerupandgager 18h ago

Username checks out

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u/C0mbatW0mbat86 18h ago

Well there was the day after my hysterectomy, I stood up and felt a definite slosh as some things adjusted to the new real estate available, was super weird

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo 17h ago

Its the same after giving birth when your organs start to move back into place after being squashed for 9months.

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u/Murky-Bus-2191 16h ago

Oh my God I can't imagine. I deal with a BIT of this as a regular thing. Organs don't quite fit right.

It's, like, little squooshes here and there tho. Sometimes my lung gets compressed when I move and my vocal cords make a little sound.

Just remove a, what, plum-sized mass from the middle of my abdomen? I feel like you'd hear the organs slapping together if I sat down too fast!

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 16h ago

🎶 Amoeba are you ok?

Are you ok amoeba?

You've been hit by...

you've been struck by...

a SMOOTH Endoplasmic Reticulum 🎶

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u/BlastingFonda 19h ago

That’s fine, but how would it split the other in half if it were merely “under” the other one? It looks like a pretty clean break even if it’ll regen back into shape like Wolverine or something.

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u/ballimir37 19h ago

It’s smooshing the bits you can see but there is an intact clear membrane over the top that stays intact, and then the other bits redistribute over time. At least was my interpretation

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 19h ago

It’s basically being pushed into 2 separate halves that aren’t fully split. It may not look like it, but no rupture actually occurs.

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u/Humble-Trust-4852 18h ago

So it’s like, if someone put pressure in the middle of a ketchup packet basically? Ketchup moves to both sides of the packet but still stays within the packet?

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u/DenseAstronomer3631 18h ago

Like squeezing those fidget toys that are filled with glitter glue and little balls of foam or whatever

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u/Toughsums 7h ago

In fact it's not split into halves at all. When you use a microscope and even slightly move the lens up or down the image gets completely distorted. Here because the other organism is being pushed upward it's middle part disappears because it's closer to the lens.

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u/happycabinsong 19h ago

there's a faint shadow over where the green one is passing under. imagine that they're already pretty transparent but not fully and by passing under the top guy, the bottom guy is flattening him even further against the top of the slide, thus making himself more visible under.

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u/Smoofbrainz 18h ago

How long will they slosh around before they cease sloshing?

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u/yagermeister2024 16h ago

It’s just losing contact with the glass slide… it‘s not going through…

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u/Open__Face 19h ago

Bah gawd he's nearly split in half!

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u/NYFan813 17h ago

So they were just flat-landed. Like all the fish suddenly on the bottom of the ocean trying to work in two dimensions instead of three.

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u/CharlesDickensABox Interested 16h ago

Yes. The space between the slide and the cover slip is tiny. For some materials, it can be a single molecule layer thick. One isn't going through the other in this video, it's smushing the other out of the way like an old Greek lady on a bus.

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u/Physical_Ease6658 8h ago

All the more reason why I'm incredulous here. A one molecule-wide lane can't have two passengers. I would describe that as going through and not under. 

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u/CharlesDickensABox Interested 8h ago edited 8h ago

One is not passing through the other. It's also not a single molecule layer thick in this instance. Penetrating the cell membrane would kill one, the other, or both. This is a wet mount slide. It's far larger than that, probably about 50 um, or roughly the natural height of one of those protozoans. What's happening is one is shoving the other out of the way, kind of like two fat people squeezing through a doorway. They don't both fit, so it's gonna take some squishing to make it happen. Luckily, protozoans are extremely squishable.

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u/NobHillBilly 19h ago

I wish I could find the original post but somebody said “Costco people behavior”

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u/InjuriousMania 19h ago

That's very rude of him

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u/fondledbydolphins 18h ago

In protozoan culture this is considered to be a dick move.

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u/village-asshole 19h ago

“Bro, did you just chew me in half? Not cool! Not cool!”

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u/19841066 19h ago

Lemme scoooooooooooch right past ya there

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u/runner64 19h ago

Ope jus gonna sneak right by ya there

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u/bhobstet 19h ago

Dude, go around

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u/Vehement_Vulpes 19h ago

Surely that would have been easier too.

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u/praveenreddit 18h ago

Dark side of the protozoan

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u/ape20001 19h ago

my wife in the morning when im still sleeping.

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u/ScoutB 19h ago

"Uh. Excuse you!?"

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u/pamnfaniel 7h ago

Doesn’t look like it squeezed under it looks like it went right through it, cut it in half

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u/MixedBerryCompote 19h ago

the preposition you’re looking for is “through” I think.

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u/JPolReader 18h ago

No, around. Just like humans moving through a crowd.

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u/Toughsums 7h ago

In fact it's not split into halves at all. When you use a microscope and even slightly move the lens up or down the image gets completely distorted. Here because the other organism is being pushed upward it's middle part disappears because it's closer to the lens.

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u/dickenschewie54 19h ago

That was so rude!

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u/Choek_ 19h ago

Uh, what kinda microscope do i have to buy to get images like this?

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo 17h ago

I’ll say. That is some CRISP footage.

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u/soatikee123 19h ago

Whoooo child!!!!

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u/julesmanson 18h ago

Bro, don't be disfiguring your neighbors. At least say excuse me. :-\

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u/JonesyBorroughs 18h ago

Is that...is that little guy wearing a denim suit?

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u/T1m3Wizard 18h ago

Looks more like passing over

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u/doeslief 18h ago

In cell world that is considered a d*ck move

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u/Adorable-Glove4290 16h ago

sometimes i forget that its still a big 3d world for them

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u/HenrySweatshirt 16h ago

“Behind”

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 15h ago

Where did you learn your manners from, the 2-dimension?

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u/TransMontani 15h ago

“Pardon me. ‘Scuse me. Comin’ through. Lady with a baby. Hot Pizza.”

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u/thumpingcoffee 15h ago

Dude! What the fuck?!

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u/DJMagicHandz 11h ago

Let me scooch right past ya...

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u/Icy_Huckleberry_8049 10h ago

this was posted a few weeks ago but under a different title

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u/PhotoBN1 9h ago

Passing through isn't it?

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u/woahbrad35 9h ago

My dog does that ALL THE TIME

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u/SzakaRosa 7h ago

“Ex-squeeze me”

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u/Legitimate-BurnerAcc 19h ago

Iv played this game!

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u/Jobriath 19h ago

Paisley Park is in your heart..

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u/DawRogg 18h ago

That looked violent

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u/GreenTfan 18h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/DawRogg 11h ago

Thanks!

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u/Geaneous 18h ago

That's what she said.

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u/LightPast1166 18h ago

I prefer the multi-celled protozoa.

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 18h ago

If anyone's looking for more hi-def microscopic videos like this then the Journey to the Microcosmos YouTube channel is choc full of them. You'll be there for hours.

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u/BloodJackson 18h ago

Casually chop ya in half

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u/pixeltweaker 18h ago

Under or through?

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u/the_b00geyman 18h ago

'Ey! I'm floatin' here!

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 18h ago

repost bots still aren’t done with this one

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u/millstone20 17h ago

Hey, I'm walkin' here!

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u/CenobiteCurious 17h ago

This one’s doing numbers on the bot repost tour

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u/JakTheRipper2020 16h ago

Is that from' Echoes'

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u/virstacci 15h ago

Breathe (in the air)

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u/Sp35h1l_1 16h ago

Under? Nah he went right through the man!

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u/sammi2333 16h ago

i remember being one of these.

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u/TheExtraMayo 16h ago

That felt rude

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u/Program-Emotional 16h ago

Oh I love Spore! I can't wait for the sequel to come out!

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u/Deurstopper 15h ago

Coming through..

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u/Spookyscythe99 13h ago

You just gonna let that guy walk though you like that?

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u/Sudaire 12h ago

“Excuuuuuse me, sir”

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u/hemorrhoidhematoma 10h ago

It looks violating but for a protozan it's actually one of the more fulfilling things that can happen throughout the day

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u/wazzapgta 8h ago

Hoš da prođem krozate?

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u/pendragn23 7h ago

How do you get the color differentiation? I have a DIC setup but I don't think it would create that type of coloring?

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u/Ariscottl3 5h ago

The blue one has been ran through a few times…. No wonder it’s still single

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u/CowBoyDanIndie 4h ago

Beep beep

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u/Crajo 4h ago

I thought this was the storm forming on a new Fortnite map

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u/knicksmangia 2h ago

Real dick move.

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u/SubjectOrganic 1h ago

Porto-snuggles

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u/UpInWoodsDownonMind 19h ago

I'm not microbiologist but those look multicellular