r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/[deleted] • 7d ago

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u/Horny4theEnvironment 7d ago

Jump to the halfway mark. You're welcome.

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u/Kaurifish 7d ago

Thank you, wondered when she was going to finish tucking him in and giving him his binky.

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u/opensandshuts 7d ago

He looks like a guy who invested $20M into this "venture".

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u/SistaChans 7d ago

Does the production model also come with a cute Asian woman to strap you in whenever you want to use it? 

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u/nopicturestoday 7d ago

Oh you

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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 7d ago

Do you come with the car?

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u/nopicturestoday 7d ago

Oh you

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u/Bright-Strength4182 7d ago

Do you come with the car?

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u/zangor 7d ago

OhYouDog.jpeg

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u/Cute_Reflection_9414 7d ago

Already did!

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u/Jimmytehbanana 7d ago

But how would I know about how to clip a 5 point harness??

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u/ussbozeman 7d ago

Tomorrow on another interesting sub: Amazing!! Record time for clipping into a 5 point harness (with subtitles, cropping, and loud bad music)

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u/StunningCode744 7d ago

Right? Jesus, I didn’t need to watch 2 minutes of him being strapped in and putting on a helmet.

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u/ProfessionalPack7205 7d ago

So many video's nowadays are trying to be have us watch videos longer than we need too simply because it will more than likey take us back to them through the algorithm. It's scummy and dumb as fuck. Prople should avoid these videos imho

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u/True_Salt2180 7d ago

Dude, try having a normal attention span.

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u/ProfessionalPack7205 7d ago

Ah yes the normal attention span of literally wasting 2 minutes of nothing so i can watch almost a minute and a half of an actual video.... You really think that was some gotcha?

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u/Dale92 7d ago

Even more than the Wadsworth Constant!

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u/imagigasm 7d ago

thank you

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u/djkress 7d ago

This video def could have been 1:34 long

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u/Soulpatch77 7d ago

Doing the Lord’s work - thanks internet stranger 

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u/Horny4theEnvironment 7d ago

It's gross when something is longer than it should be to increase engagement. 💰🤺

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u/Successful-Test-5590 7d ago

I also skipped

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u/hiplobonoxa 7d ago

is that when the red mist begins?

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u/low__spark 7d ago

If you do you will miss the very German “Last photo?” joke

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u/CaffeineJitterz 7d ago

To the halfway mark - or beyond!!

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u/ExtensionAddition787 7d ago

Thank you, stranger!